This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

The audience's appetite has been whetted.

Who is it?

The last person who was so good at creating suspense was the chief director of "Singer".

[Director Cui, really, what's wrong with saying this?]

...

Director Cui hesitated for a few seconds, then closed his eyes and steeled his resolve:

"The sender is [the ex-husband of the pretty widow who was reborn as a sexy cockroach and frantically spitting out hemorrhoids].

Wen Yao:?

Guest: ?

audience:?

【Oh my god, oh my god? ? ? 】

This username is absolutely outrageous!

[Suddenly I understand why Director Cui's videos were lagging... Anyone would experience this kind of lag!]

...

Yun Xingshui almost burst out laughing: "Yaoyao, is this your friend?"

Wen Yao's expression shifted, and after a moment of hesitation, she said, "It's my mother."

"What?" Yunxing exclaimed in surprise, "Auntie is so amazing... cough, is Auntie's surfing speed this fast?"

Even Yunyue's eyes were filled with surprise.

Wen Yao said helplessly, "Ms. Wen does really love surfing the internet. Compared to her, she's the young one. I feel like I'm old."

Wow... Auntie's internet speed is 5G!

[Haha, help! This auntie is so trendy!]

I thought Meibao and Yanzi were crazy enough, but they're still no match for their aunt!

...

"The third guest is Lin Xinwei. The sender of the package is [Agent Sister Zhang]."

"The fourth guest..."

The sender names for the other guests were all normal.

Most of them were sent by agents.

Gu Zhu's was sent by Gu's father.

The identities of the last two guests have not yet been revealed.

“Fu Wanzhou, sender: [Give me five hundred to leave my son, give me five million to be my daughter-in-law].” Director Cui couldn’t help but laugh out loud. “This one seems to have quite a business mind.”

Fu Wanzhou, who was doing her daily routine: "..."

Mom, please stop messing with me!

My toes are digging into the ground!

[Haha, the young master's mom is so witty!]

[The auntie clearly reads novels on Tomato (a Chinese online reading platform) quite a bit.]

[The Crown Prince's mom and Mei Bao's mom look so alike, they seem like they would be a perfect match as in-laws!]

...

"The last guest, oh... two senders have sent packages."

Director Cui checked the delivery slips repeatedly to confirm that there were indeed two packages.

That's strange. Could it be that there was a communication problem among the staff?

"The sender of the first package is [Captain, Captain, I am Xiao Qin]".

"The second package is... uh..."

Director Cui got stuck again!

The guests and audience members became curious: what was going on?

"Yes, yes..." Director Cui forced a smile, speaking at a pace like a rapper, "[Click 1 to listen to the beautiful widow's ex-husband reborn as a sexy giant cockroach frantically sucking at the mistress's hemorrhoids]"

Fu Qianchuan:?

Guest: ?

audience:?

[Holy crap!! Everyone stand up!!!]

Wow, the mother-in-law sent a package to her son-in-law?!

Ms. Wen didn't send the inkstone, but she sent one to Uncle Fu. What does this mean? It means the mother-in-law is increasingly satisfied with her son-in-law!

【Huh? Isn't he my ex-boyfriend??】

[You can meet your ex-boyfriend's parents!]

...

In the live stream, the discussion surrounding the names Wen Yao and Fu Qianchuan skyrocketed!

Outside the camp.

There were live streaming devices everywhere on the island, and Lu Anbo and Gu Yan also heard Director Cui's notification sound.

"Your mom sent a package to Fu Qianchuan?!" Lu Anbo was shocked. "Gu Yan, are you going to have a brother-in-law?"

Gu Yan exploded in a second: "Get out!"

"Don't be angry. Let me put it another way: you're going to be the brother-in-law?" Lu Anbo said with a grin.

Gu Yanjun's face darkened: "I'm from the Shu Road..."

"Hey, hey, no, no, no! Brother Yan, I take it back!" Lu Anbo immediately backed down, muttering under his breath, "Then why did your mother send things to Fu Qianchuan?"

Gu Yan said confidently, "There's only one truth—"

Lu Amber: "Oh?"

"Want to know? Then when we find the wild boar, you go first."

"Damn it, I just wanted to gossip, I don't want to die!"

Gu Yan sneered: "Then why should I tell you the truth?"

Lu Anbo remained silent the whole way, but he couldn't hold it in any longer.

"I'll go ahead and do it, but tell me what you're thinking."

Gu Yan brushed his hair back: "First, my mom is obsessed with looks; second, my mom is obsessed with voices; third, my mom is obsessed with hands; fourth, my mom is obsessed with legs..."

He went on and on and on.

Lu Anbo was completely dumbfounded: "Does Auntie not have any control over her?"

"Yes, idiots don't control it."

"Hey, why are you swearing!"

Do you still want to hear the reasoning?

"..." Lu Anbo had never felt so humiliated in his life. He gritted his teeth and said, "Continue."

Gu Yan spoke eloquently:

"Those are the basic requirements, but the most important thing is: my mom is a military enthusiast! She's a huge supporter of the military!"

One year, a large truck carrying disaster relief supplies passed by my house, and my mom threw boxes and boxes of supplies onto it, knocking out countless soldiers... So, you get the picture, right?

Lu Anbo's eyes were glazed over: "Should I understand?"

"You're so stupid!" Gu Yan said, exasperated. "The truth is, my mom thinks Brother Chuan is handsome, kind-hearted, and a special forces soldier, so she sent him some things! Look at all of you, you can't even figure that out!"

Lu Anbo was skeptical: "Really? ...I don't think it's that simple..."

"That must be real... Holy crap, a wild boar!" Gu Yan jumped up in shock.

"What are you panicking for? We'll just follow Wen Yao's tactics: a pincer attack from the left flank and a flanking maneuver from the right..." Before Lu Anbo could finish speaking, he jumped three feet high, "Holy crap, why are wild boars charging at us? Gu Yan? Gu Yan, where are you?"

Upon closer inspection, Gu Yan seemed to be running on wheels of fire, almost leaving afterimages!

"Wait for me!"

Lu Anbo also ran wildly after him.

Two adult wild boars, one on the left and one on the right, relentlessly pursued the pursuer.

Truly worthy of being called the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix.

[The wild boar's... that familiar tactic...]

[Who installed cameras on the wild boars? I have to say, it's actually pretty cool from their perspective.]

[Wild Boar: Baka yarou! This is the bond between me and my two older brothers!!]

...

And so, the entire audience in the live stream witnessed Wen Yao's uncanny prophecy—

A wild boar attacks from the left.

The other wild boar circled around to the right.

They were attacked from both sides and met each other on a narrow path.

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo screamed and ran away, covering their heads.

but--

The wild boar did not attack them, but waited for an opportunity to snatch the two men back and dump them next to two piglets.

Lu Anbo trembled, "Brother, I'm so scared!!"

Gu Yan's voice trembled violently: "Damn it, do you think I'm not afraid?!"

The piglet came over, nudged them with its nose, and grunted twice.

"This means...they're treating us like one of their own kind?"

Gu Yan said uncertainly.

Lu Anbo, with snot and tears streaming down his face, said, "It seems to be true..."

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo looked at each other, then hugged each other and burst into tears!

"Great! We're pigs, we're saved!!"