Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

I was just waiting for a tractor to go to town, but a stray dog ​​appeared on the way and offered to take me there.

I was initially reluctant, but I agreed because they were so pitiful.

Although some unpleasant things happened in the middle, they were eventually resolved. Just when everyone thought they could get to the town smoothly, the stray dog ​​Xiao Hei suddenly stopped.

So it turns out I've fallen for a female dog I shouldn't have. I'm so confused. What's going on?

We should hurry on our way, but Dafu doesn't think so. Love is something you have to fight for. How will you know the outcome if you don't try?

So Dafu transformed into a love expert and encouraged Xiao Hei to give it a try. I was conflicted; I just wanted to get on my way.

I have no interest in the love story of those stray dogs, oh my god, help!

Before I could even speak, the flies behind me got really interested, each one acting like a seasoned lover, and started offering advice.

"Wall slam, floor slam, force yourself on her, love her and she'll fuck you, believe me, my current bitch isn't that innocent." A fly said domineeringly.

As I mentioned before, this stray dog ​​has a lot of flies on it. The fly that was eating meat probably got scolded by me, so it's not talking much anymore.

But there are other flies, and I suspect these flies are also the shut-in type. They're good at talking, they can talk a good game, but when it comes to actually doing something, they chicken out instantly.

No sooner had the fly in front finished speaking than the fly behind chimed in, "Don't just say 'drink more water' as a mantra. Words are useless; you have to take action!"

What the hell are these flies doing all day? Do they have a group called "Go, Little Train"?

Is your signature song just... dirty?

I'm absolutely speechless.

"What are you talking about? How can you be so violent? This requires skill, it's a feeling of being moved. Do you even know what being moved means? Do you understand? You've put in so much effort and thought, and you're only after a few minutes? That's love!" said one of the more rational flies, but there was a hint of intoxication in his voice.

"If she's just starting to experience love, then undress; if she's been with countless men, then be with her. Love requires skill," a fly with a poetic air said rather elegantly.

Good heavens, what kind of flies are these? Have they evolved to such an exaggerated degree? Are they trying to kill us? I'm so miserable.

"What nonsense are you all talking about? To find a girl, you have to be sweet-talking and shameless. That way, you'll definitely win her over every time," a fly said, clearly annoyed.

"Ugly guys need tricks to find girls, while handsome guys only need tricks to flirt. They're walking around like walking bombshells. Young people, you need to know your place before you act." The fly that had been eating the scraps of meat finally couldn't help but speak up.

Holy crap, are these flies some kind of supernatural being? My worldview is completely warped! Where did they get these jokes from? Have these guys been watching too many jokes?

Yue Yunpeng has done quite a lot of crosstalk lately. What is all this nonsense?

"Skills, skills, what nonsense are you all talking about? There has to be a skill. When you go up to someone, ask if they like water. Of course, they'll answer yes. Then you say, 'Congratulations, you've already fallen for 75% of me.' Just that short sentence, and you get humor, knowledge, and refinement all conveyed. That's wisdom." Another fly chimed in.

Holy crap, are these flies a group? Are they going to town to perform a comedy act? They're so good at talking! But what on earth is all this nonsense?

It's completely unreasonable. Not a single one of them is a good idea. I was about to say something myself, but when I was about to say something, I suddenly realized...

Damn it, it seems like they've already said everything I wanted to say, and I have nothing left to add. The most important thing is that I can't think of any good way to help him.

I sometimes learn some jokes from watching the shameless Qiubai and Wang Nima, but compared to these flies in front of me, I suddenly feel so innocent and naive.

I'm more than just a fresh-faced young man; I'm practically a heartthrob, the most heartthrob imaginable.

Before I could even speak, Dafu spoke first, his voice tinged with anger: "What are you all talking about? This is love! How can you think like that? We should help Xiao Hei find his true love!"

My goodness, I'm in a hurry to get to town, I don't have time for this melodramatic "Let's Fall in Love" kind of thing, I'm busy, please leave me alone!

When I heard Dafu say that, I immediately wanted to stop him, but it was too late. As soon as Dafu finished speaking, the group of comedians behind me immediately agreed.

They all raised their hands and feet in agreement, completely ignoring my opinion, and rushed towards the big dog, standing on its head.

That's how they decided the fate of that stray dog, Xiao Hei, without even asking if Xiao Hei wanted it to.

And so Xiao Hei agreed, half-heartedly. Damn, it seems that anything can be done half-heartedly.

Now I understand how that lie about "I just stay outside and don't go in, and when I go in I don't move, it won't hurt" came about. It's all just half-hearted coercion.

Damn it, seeing those flies decide the dog's fate like that makes me furious. Is this the time to play around? Aren't we going to go to town?

What about your all-inclusive tour? What about your day trip?

Holy crap, I can hardly believe how day trips are these days. When I used to read that phrase, I thought it meant spending a day sightseeing in a city, but nowadays they really are just day trips.

I'm no longer surprised that villagers go on day trips to the city, wow... but now even the flies in the village are starting to go on day trips to the city, is this going against the natural order?

Honestly, I'm not surprised, what is all this? It's completely beyond my comprehension. I used to think that having my vast human knowledge was a great advantage.

Damn, now that I think about it, it's completely useless. Those flies know just as much as I do, and I even feel like they know more than me.

Surrounded by these flies, the stray dog, Xiao Hei, slowly walked towards the white female dog.