Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 79 Young people need rules and regulations.

I looked around, feeling quite annoyed. I hadn't noticed anything before, but now I was so surprised that I almost screamed.

I was unable to recover from that state of surprise for a long time.

"What's wrong with you, Yimao Er?" Dafu's voice came from over.

Perhaps noticing my unusual expression, they asked with genuine concern.

"Why is your face so dark? Haven't you been cured of the poison yet? You're not going to die, are you?" Dafu asked with great concern.

Damn it, even if you die, I won't die. Besides, have you ever seen a white-faced fly?

I was so angry I almost spat out blood. My expression clearly showed I was in trouble. So you can tell I haven't been cured?

"How is that possible? How could he not have been detoxified?" The big fly crawled over and said very seriously.

"It's obvious it flew too fast just now, and now it's suffering from oxygen deprivation, hence its pale complexion. It's a typical case of overeating. Young people should be careful with their diet," the man in the fly-cloak said with an air of knowing everything.

Holy crap, I almost choked on my own blood. I can understand being short of oxygen from flying too fast, but what's with the lack of nutrition? And what's with the "moderation"? Did I watch porn or something?

This old scoundrel, what nonsense is he spouting? He acts like he knows everything.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense. What are you all saying?" I said, quite annoyed. What kind of time is this to be saying such pointless things?

I really want to cry. What is this? This is the real-life version of a terrible teammate. Not only do they not help, but they also keep causing me trouble.

I continued, quite annoyed, "Didn't you guys notice anything wrong with this place?"

"What's wrong with it? It's just cabbage, isn't it? It's everywhere!" Dafu said casually.

"Could it be that pursuers are catching up? Or have we entered the enemy's encirclement?" the big fly said nervously, and quickly shielded his child behind him.

I can't even describe it as almost crying, I'm practically shedding two streams of bloody tears. What are these two looking at?

No wonder they risked their lives to save me; it would be strange if they got out with that kind of reaction.

"Don't you guys find this place familiar?" I said, feeling quite annoyed.

"Familiar? Don't you think so? Have we been here before?" the giant fly said, puzzled.

“Exactly, of course it looks familiar when there are cabbages all around, how could it not look familiar?” Dafu chimed in.

"What are you all looking at? Haven't you noticed we're back at the starting point?" I said, quite annoyed.

"Qidian? Wasn't Qidian acquired by Genesis?" the giant fly asked, puzzled.

"How did you know?" I was even more surprised.

"That's what the human TV was showing when we were eating last time. How did we end up at the starting point? Aren't we in the creation era?" the giant fly asked.

Holy crap, God, please send a lightning bolt to strike that damn fly dead! Can't we even have a proper conversation? Can't we?

"What nonsense are you spouting? I meant we're back at the starting point of the cabbage field. What are you even looking at?" I yelled angrily. What kind of twisted logic is this guy?

What does Qidian being acquired by Chuangshi have to do with me? All I want to do right now is escape. Can't we just have a normal conversation?

"Oh no!" Da Fu exclaimed anxiously, and then looked around.

"I feel they're all pretty much the same, just cabbages, nothing special," Dafu said, still feeling frustrated.

"That's right, that's right. How did we end up back where we started?" the big fly quickly chimed in.

How come these two are so in sync? It's like they planned it together.

"You don't believe me, right? Then go around those big cabbages and see what's going on outside," I said, quite annoyed.

When those two heard what I said, they actually climbed over, went around the cabbage and looked outside. Then they stood there motionless, as if they had been struck by lightning, frozen in place.

Could it really have worked? I wondered, feeling quite frustrated.

"Oh my god, what happened? How did we get back?" Dafu shouted loudly.

Are you a pig? Can you yell now? I just want to slap her to death.

"God, how did we get back?" the big fly exclaimed in great surprise.

Okay, now it's like slapping two people to death...

"You two, keep your voices down! Is this the time to shout? Are you out of your minds? Don't you know we're being chased?" I shouted angrily.

"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" I shouted angrily. After I said that, they actually stopped talking and just stared at me.

“Your voice is louder than ours,” Dafu said in a very low voice.

I……

I feel like if I stay with them all the time, I'll be driven crazy. I'm so angry right now that I don't even know what to say.

Just then, a voice came from not far away: "The sound is coming from that direction, hurry and chase after it."

Oh no, we've attracted the enemy after all. So I took the two of them and started a frantic escape, using the old method as a reference point to determine direction: the sun.

I tried to avoid the enemy and fly towards the finish line. Under such immense mental pressure, my nerves were extremely tense, so I felt exceptionally tired. After flying for a while, I stopped to rest.

"What exactly happened? How did we end up back here?" We had only stopped for a short while when Dafu, like a curious child, crawled over and asked me.

"Exactly, exactly, tell me about it." The big fly really wanted to get involved in everything, and asked with great curiosity.

I didn't want to say it at first, but what time is it now? Running for your life is an extremely painful thing, and I still want to tell a story. This is not a detective drama, and I still have to find an opportunity to explain it to people.

But I still said it. You ask me why? There's only one answer: it's to show off. I just love it when people look at me with admiration.

Sigh, it seems my pretentious habit is incurable. I'm even attracted to flies. I'm speechless.

"If I'm not mistaken, I was probably locked in the middle of the cabbage patch when they caught me, so when they came back, they went to the very back to look for the remaining insects."

"Because at this point, there's definitely nothing left in front. Even if there were, there's no need for them to waste time searching, since those in front will eventually go to those behind. So the direction they came from is the direction behind."

"When we saw the grasshopper, the writer had just returned from behind, so we could only run in the completely opposite direction from them."

"So in the end we escaped back to the starting point, it's that simple." I proudly recounted what I had seen and deduced.

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