Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Just as I was happily eating my yogurt, that damn wind blew by and hit me with the yogurt lid, sending me plummeting downwards.

The yogurt was like white mud to the flies; when I went in, I was immediately buried in it.

My nose, mouth, and ears were all inside. It was like I was trapped in a swamp; the more I moved, the faster I sank.

The only thing better than falling into a swamp is that I can drink this yogurt, but even if I can drink it, I can't possibly finish it all, right?

I was resistant, but I never imagined that even though I had turned into a fly, I would die in the yogurt.

Who would believe it if I told them? But it's not impossible for bad luck to happen.

I once saw a joke online about a person who choked to death on plum juice.

So when bad luck strikes, there's no reason to believe it. I've just broken a new record, haven't I? I died in yogurt.

Just when I was almost in despair, I heard Dafu's voice from above.

"Yi Mao Er, are you alright? You're not dead, are you?" Da Fu's voice came from upstairs.

"Help! If you don't find a way to get me out of here, I'm going to die!" I cried out anxiously.

"I told you not to eat it, but you didn't listen. Now you know you were wrong, right? Let's see if you'll listen to me again." Dafu said in a reproachful tone.

"What time is it? You still have time to talk so much nonsense? Get me up there first, or I'll really die." I was almost crying. What was all this nonsense?

Even if you really want to teach me a lesson, you should wait until I go up there first. Is this the time to chat?

"Hmm, wait a minute, I'm going to find a rope," Dafu said and flew away.

"You'd better hurry, or I'm really going to die!" I called out anxiously as I watched Dafu's departing figure.

"Are you alright?" As soon as Da Fu left, the big fly from before flew over and asked with concern.

"You're really something," I said, quite annoyed.

"You can still talk, so you're not dead yet. Your girlfriend has already gone to find you a rope. Just stay put, we're leaving now. If you survive, remember to go watch the flying competition." After saying that, the big fly flew away with its offspring.

Holy crap, what kind of fly is this? They're just standing by and watching me die! If they're not going to help, why are they spouting all that nonsense? Are you kidding me?

Watching the two flies fly away, I felt extremely depressed. All I wanted was for Dafu to come back quickly.

What if a friend comes over with a yogurt and eats me right away?

I didn't dare move an inch on that yogurt, afraid that if I moved, it would sink to the bottom.

During this long wait, Dafu finally returned, and not only did he return, he also brought a single strand of hair, which is what is called a rope.

"Yi Mao Er, are you alright?" Da Fu called out anxiously.

"No, it's okay, I won't die." I said cautiously, afraid that if I spoke too loudly, it would shake the yogurt and I would sink.

"It's alright, it's alright. I'll lower this rope down, hold on tight, I'll pull you up," Dafu called out to me, holding the strand of hair.

"Okay, hurry up." I didn't want to stay a minute longer, so I hurriedly told Dafu to hurry up.

Dafu immediately started releasing strands of hair, and as the strands slowly fell toward me, a voice suddenly rang out from above.

"Fly, you're naughty." Then a little girl came over and slapped Dafu away.

This not only took away Dafu, but also my hope. I watched as Dafu, with strands of hair, fell to one side.

It's unclear whether the child was thirsty from eating the snacks or from being tired and thirsty late at night.

I grabbed a yogurt and started sipping it as usual. Gradually, I felt the yogurt around me decreasing.

This means I won't drown. I'm so happy to see this; I can't believe something like this happened to me.

After the thin tube finished sucking up the yogurt around me, a strong suction suddenly came towards me.

Then I rushed towards the straw and blocked it.

Everyone knows what a fly looks like. Even if it's not big, it's at least a bit bigger than a straw.

Right now, my butt is stuck right on top of that straw, and I feel a strong suction force from it. It feels like my lower body is about to leave me.

My entire buttocks felt like they were being moved, like they were being torn apart, making me extremely uncomfortable.

Just when I thought I was going to get stuck in the straw, the suction suddenly stopped.

Children's lung capacity is limited, after all; thankfully, he survived.

But I clearly underestimated the abilities of kids these days. This kid definitely has the potential to participate in The Voice of China.

Just when I thought I was safe, I suddenly felt an unusually strong force suck me directly into the straw.

I felt like I was suddenly dressed in countless tight-fitting clothes, and I rushed up from the straw.

And I was like a plumber, pushing all the yogurt out of the straw and sucking it directly into the little girl's mouth.

Damn, if I go in there, will I even come out alive? Wouldn't I be doomed? The moment it entered my mouth, I reached for the tonsils in the middle of my throat, but the yogurt that followed swept towards me like a blizzard.

But what happened next made me even more frustrated. Just moments ago I was frantically swallowing yogurt, but suddenly I started vomiting.

Everyone knows that touching your throat with your finger will cause you to vomit, and I ended up living right inside that little girl's tonsils.

It would be strange if I didn't vomit and eat it, so I fell out of the girl's mouth along with the vomit.

As the saying goes, "a waterfall plunges three thousand feet," and I feel like that's a typical example of that. I fell straight down from that height and almost lost half my life. I'm lucky to have survived, but landing on vomit was a very painful experience.

I'm so glad I survived! But the vomit around me was incredibly sticky, and I couldn't even crawl. To make matters worse, the child's family rushed over.

A huge figure was seen rushing towards them with hurried footsteps...