Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2
Chapter 21 My Worldview
After the previous failure, I summarized my experience and methods. Since that method didn't work, I'll try another one.
So I demonstrated a completely new way of flirting, a method that could directly strike at a girl's vulnerable soul.
I refuse to believe I can't handle a hen, especially a free-range one.
Under my guidance, the rooster excitedly walked towards the hen, Huahua. It seemed that the rooster also felt boundless confidence and felt that he would definitely succeed.
If he can even win over a maggot, how can he, the most handsome rooster in the surrounding villages, not even be able to win over a hen?
Looking at the rooster's retreating figure, I felt that this time it should be about right, right? There shouldn't be any more mistakes, right?
The rooster went over to the hen and said, "I'm lost. Can I ask for directions?"
"You grew up here, how could you get lost?" the rooster said with disdain.
"But... but I'm lost. Can I ask for directions?" the rooster said nervously.
"No," the hen, Flower, said directly.
……
This question actually stumped the rooster. That's not how the story goes. The rooster was clearly getting impatient, and without thinking twice, he said to the hen, "How do I get to your heart?"
Upon hearing this question, the hen, Flower, was clearly taken aback. She looked at the rooster very seriously. The rooster thought he had succeeded, so he straightened his chest, raised his head, and waited for Flower to speak in a pretentious manner.
"Are you sick? Just turn around and walk back home, that's your house. Go on," the hen said, looking quite annoyed. I could even see the black lines on her forehead.
The rooster grew even more anxious at this point. Seeing that he had not achieved his goal, he hurriedly said, "I meant the way to your heart, not the way home."
"I'm so upset, so heartbroken," the hen, Flower, said fiercely to the rooster.
Then the rooster was completely dumbfounded and didn't know what to say. This was completely unpredictable.
But the rooster was clearly a mentally strong rooster, just like its appearance, majestic and powerful, so after a brief moment of embarrassment, it immediately said, "Your father must be a thief."
"Your father is the thief, your whole family are thieves, get out!" The hen, Flower, was clearly angry. She had been somewhat polite to the rooster before, but now she was speaking very kindly.
The rooster, still unaware of what it had done wrong after being scolded, looked at me with a wronged expression, then glanced awkwardly at the hen, Huahua, completely bewildered.
But it must be said that the rooster had an exceptionally strong will; even after all that, it still hadn't given up and continued.
"Your eyes are so bright and beautiful, is it because your father stole the brightest star from the sky and put it in your eyes?" the rooster said, feeling very pleased with himself.
"Get lost! You try stealing a star for me!" the hen shouted angrily, clearly having seen through her disguise.
If there was still some room for politeness before, now they've completely opened up to the rooster; the rooster is angry and has lost its temper.
Damn it, if I don't succeed in getting her, I'm doomed! Watching that rooster walk over looking so dejected, I was incredibly nervous. Is this some kind of joke? I've really used every trick in the book, why isn't it working?
I almost cried myself, even though the rooster wasn't crying. Isn't this just messing with me? Even if you're playing a prank, you shouldn't do it like this!
"What should I do? I've been rejected again." The rooster had completely lost its former majestic and powerful appearance; it looked like a defeated rooster, even its feathers had lost their luster.
"Looks like I have no choice but to use my ultimate move," I said to the rooster, enunciating each word clearly.
"There's an ultimate finishing move? What is it?" The rooster was extremely excited after hearing this, never expecting there to be an ultimate move.
"You forced me to use this, and I didn't want to use it either." My face was unusually dark, and my voice was unusually heavy. I would definitely not choose this ultimate killing move unless I had no other choice.
"What is it? Tell me quickly!" The rooster was clearly getting impatient and hurriedly asked.
"While this ultimate killing technique can help you succeed, it also poses a huge risk. So before I teach you, I need to ask you a question," I said slowly, word by word.
"Ask whatever you want." The rooster sensed the seriousness and earnestness in my tone, so it quieted down.
"Are you really ready to love her?" I asked slowly.
"Ready?" the rooster replied immediately.
"Are you really prepared to risk everything for her?" I asked again.
After thinking for a moment, the rooster replied to my question, "I'm all ready. Just tell me your ultimate move."
The rooster clearly had a determined air about it, so it spoke to me very firmly.
"Since that's the case, then I'll tell you," I said, looking at the rooster again.
"Go ahead."
"You really said it."
"Say it, say it now, say it now if you can do it," the rooster said firmly.
"Alright, then all that's left is the ultimate killing move."
"That ultimate killing move is..."
"What is it? I'm so worried! What is it?" the rooster said anxiously, probably getting really nervous from being kept on like this.
"In the end, all that's left is to force it on me," I said to the rooster very seriously.
"Forced sex?" The rooster was clearly frightened by my words.
"That's right, it's about forcing yourself on her. If you don't even have the courage to force yourself on her, how can you call it love? Just go for it and fuck her to death. If once isn't enough, do it twice, if twice isn't enough, do it three times. You have to fuck her until she starts to question her existence, until her worldview starts to collapse." I said very seriously.
In order to survive, I had no choice but to let the rooster do it. Whether the rooster succeeded or failed, I could use that little bit of time to escape.
Although the method was a bit underhanded, I had no other choice. What kind of hen was that? Why was it so difficult to deal with?
After I explained my method, the rooster's eyes actually lit up! Wow, they actually lit up! He said excitedly, "Why didn't you tell me about such a great method sooner? I'm going right now, I'll make her start to question her existence."
After the rooster finished speaking, it strode arrogantly toward the hen, Huahua, as proud as a warrior who had been reborn.
Seeing the rooster walk towards the hen, I quickly started looking for a place to escape. I didn't want anything tragic to happen to me.
I crawled with difficulty on the ground. After crawling for a while, I heard the sound of fierce fighting behind me. I was very curious and quickly looked behind me.
Then a hen appeared in front of the rooster, and the two hens looked at the rooster with hostility.
The rooster, instead of feeling ashamed at being bumped by other chickens, acted as if it were perfectly normal.
Where does this rooster get its confidence from, acting so arrogantly while doing this? This doesn't seem like something I taught it.
"What do you want to do?" the hen that had rushed over asked, quite annoyed.
"I love her," the rooster said arrogantly.
"Is this your love? Is this how you act out love?" another hen squeaked angrily.
"It's none of your business, get out of here," the rooster said angrily.
"How can it not be my business? Her business is my business!" the hen that had rushed over said angrily.
"What's your relationship with me? What's it to you?" The rooster was clearly pushed to the limit and asked angrily. He had finally come up with a solution, but it didn't work. No wonder he was angry.
"I am her lover," the hen that rushed over declared loudly.
"How is that possible? You're a hen!" The rooster was so surprised his jaw almost dropped, and he shouted it out almost instinctively.
"The opposite sex is for reproduction, while same-sex love is true love. You hypocrite!" The hen that had rushed over looked at the rooster with great contempt and clucked.
At this moment, not only the rooster was shocked, but even I was shocked. Now poultry are at the forefront of the world? Now even poultry have chrysanthemum petals and sideburns?
If this trend continues, will I still be able to eat eggs? Will I still be able to drink milk with peace of mind?
The two hens swaggered away right in front of us and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
I've forgotten when the two hens left. When I finally came to my senses, the rooster was standing listlessly in front of me.
Seriously? When did you get here? How did you even manage to walk this far? You're not thinking of eating me, are you?
I had just stepped out of that day when I looked up and saw that rooster, and I felt like crying.
"Tell me," the rooster said sadly, "am I unworthy of true love? Is God playing a cruel joke on me? He gave me unparalleled beauty but took away my love."
I initially felt sorry for that rooster. He finally found someone he liked, but it turned out to be a lesbian. No wonder he was so heartbroken. But what does it mean to be given a face that could launch a thousand ships? Is this just showing off or being shameless?
I don't even know what to say anymore. Should I say, "God is fair; He gave you perfect ease, so He took away your love?"
I can't even describe it; it's just too disgusting.
My biggest worry right now is that the rooster might get hungry because it's heartbroken and eat me.
While the rooster and I were both lost in thought, a dog suddenly darted out.
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