My Apocalypse: Infinite Rewinds

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Ugh, I'm going to kill you!

"Vroom vroom!!" Hearing the familiar roar of the car engine, a look of joy appeared on Li Kai's face. "Haha, it started up just as I expected!"

But why does the sound sound off? What is this static?

"Sizzle!!" The ear-piercing sound entered Li Kai's ears along with the roar of the car engine, and gradually a wisp of white smoke slowly emerged from the front of the hood.

"You can't do that, can you?!" Li Kai swallowed hard, staring in shock at the white smoke in front of him. The sound just now was like sparks flying!

Do you think they'd play like this?

"Open the door, Xiaobai, open the door right now!" Li Kai pried open the car door with all his might, but it actually locked automatically. "Don't be so smart! I haven't even driven off yet!"

"It failed me at the crucial moment! I'm going to smash the car window today!" Li Kai looked at the increasingly dense white smoke and finally made up his mind to smash the car window.

"Whoosh, watch my mighty punch!" Li Kai took a deep breath and then punched the car window hard.

"Bang!" A dull thud was heard, followed by the car window shattering? What a joke, of course that's impossible!

"Ouch! It hurts so much! How can it be so hard?!" Li Kai cried out, clutching his swollen fist and tears streaming down his face.

"Whoosh!!" At this moment, a tiny spark began to appear in front of Li Kai's eyes. Although it was small, the fuel in front of him was located in the engine, making it extremely easy to ignite!

"What are you doing acting cute at a time like this?! I'm about to die!" Li Kai shouted, tears streaming down his face.

So what if I die? It's not like I haven't died before!

"Whoosh!" A gust of wind blew by, and the flames burned even more fiercely, looking like they would explode in no time.

"What a terrible day! I just randomly picked a car and it exploded. God, are you kidding me?" Li Kai pointed to the sky and gave the middle finger. "I told you, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Don't even dream about finding a car that just happens to start right away."

"Woof woof!! (Did you expect this too?)" Just before the explosion, Xiaobai suddenly turned to Li Kai and asked him this question.

"Waaaaah~~ How embarrassing!" Li Kai hugged Xiao Bai with tears streaming down his face. "My reputation is ruined by this. I'm so sorry, Xiao Bai!"

Boom! A dazzling burst of fire erupted in the desolate天地 (heaven and earth), and two figures wearing halos slowly floated into the sky from the rising flames. A melodious hymn resounded through the heavens, and dancing angels awaited the two.

"Heaven is calling me."

"Woof woof!!"

"Nonsense!" Li Kai suddenly opened his eyes. He had actually seen the gates of heaven just now. He would rather have imagined it was just his eyes playing tricks on him.

"Damn it, I'm definitely not closing early this time. I have to check this thoroughly!" Once outside, Li Kai began his long investigation. Do you really know how to check?

Well, why not just try it out? If it explodes, you'll just die.

It sounds so reasonable, but why do I feel so scared?

"Phew, finally found one that works! It wasn't easy!" Li Kai wiped the sweat from his forehead and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Xiaobai, get in the car! This time there will definitely be no problems!" Li Kai assured Xiaobai confidently.

"Hmm? (Are you really sure you don't know how?)" Xiaobai looked nervous. This feeling was so familiar, this wasn't good!

"Step on the clutch, grip the steering wheel with both hands, shift into first gear, and press the handbrake!" The actions were performed by Li Kai in one smooth motion, perfectly executed!

"Right? I mastered this through countless trials and tribulations!" Li Kai wiped away his tears, his face full of hardship; it sounded so pitiful.

"We're off!" Li Kai stepped on the gas and started the engine. "Hey, are you pressing it a little too hard?"

"Huh? Now that you mention it, it does seem a bit like that!" Li Kai said, looking at the accelerator pedal that was already floored.

"Wait a minute! Stop right there, there's a wall in front of us!" Li Kai panicked and tried to slam on the brakes, but in his haste, he accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead. And to make matters worse, he hadn't even fastened his seatbelt!

"Bang!" The out-of-control car crashed into the wall like a wild beast, shattered glass flying inwards, and blood-red liquid splattered on the heads of the two men.

"Damn it, what bad luck!" Li Kai groggily clutched his head, blood flowing uncontrollably.

"Woof woof! (Just as I thought!)" Little White had a look on its face that said, "I knew it all along." Outside, a huge fire had already started to burn.

"Boom!" Dazzling flames rose from the earth once again, and the beautiful fireworks were truly intoxicating!

No way!!

This is Li Kai. Today was supposed to be a beautiful, clear day to start, but a small problem arose. (P.S.: This car is really hard to drive! I'm so smart, I can't possibly be a road hazard!)