The strongest invincible loli summoner
Chapter 49 You are the Jade Rabbit
Shocked, Yang Feng asked, "Why did the max-level summoner you mentioned sleep with you?"
"Because I am a female rabbit," the Rabbit God raised his voice.
"That's the key point: so you're a female rabbit." Yang Feng chuckled. After all that, it turned out she was a female rabbit in heat.
"Tell me, what's so appealing about that max-level summoner? Why are you so devoted to him?" Yang Feng was very curious. A man who could make a female rabbit fall in love with him must be incredibly impressive.
"His greatest advantage is that he has no hair." Rabbit God wasn't joking. The max-level summoner who appeared five thousand years ago really had no hair, in short, a handsome bald guy.
Yang Feng said dejectedly, "Being bald is an advantage too. When you're in heat, you'll eat anything!"
"You're the one in heat, your whole family are in heat, you..."
"Alright, stop talking, I know what you want to say," Yang Feng said, annoyed. "What other good qualities do you like in a bald, muscular man?"
"Big equipment, good skills, and a stamina that never falters—that's an advantage, I suppose!" said Rabbit God.
"Maybe it's an advantage! This topic is inappropriate for children, so let's skip the details and get to the point." Yang Feng didn't want to continue discussing this topic; it was too risqué.
The Rabbit God said, "The key point is that he was wearing a yellow bodysuit, a white cape, and red knee-high boots."
"Wait a minute, the max-level summoner you mentioned, the bald man with the cape, could it be Saitama?" Yang Feng was taken aback. Saitama is indeed bald and likes to wear a yellow bodysuit.
The image of Saitama's brilliance immediately appeared in Yang Feng's mind.
The Rabbit God asked in surprise, "Who is Saitama-sensei?"
Yang Feng said, "Saitama-sensei is a bald man in a cape!"
"Nonsense, my dear bald-headed cape, he's not called Saitama-sensei, he's called... never mind, it's too painful to talk about." Rabbit God looked sorrowful.
Yang Feng asked, "What happened to the bald man with the cape you liked?"
"After he slept with me, he went to challenge the eight hundred gods. He failed, he died, and I will never see him again... Waaah!" The Rabbit God cried.
Yang Feng comforted him, saying, "Life and death are predestined, and wealth and honor are determined by fate. Don't be sad."
"Let me cry for a while." The Rabbit God cried very sadly; the only man she loved was dead.
"The bald man with the cape is a good man. I believe he's watching over you from heaven and hopes you're happy." Yang Feng felt a pang of sadness. The love story between the rabbit and the handsome bald man was truly touching!
Yang Feng sighed for a moment, then asked in surprise, "What does your love story with the bald man in the cloak have to do with me? Why are you looking for me?"
The Rabbit God said matter-of-factly, "Of course there's a connection. Five thousand years after my man died, you appeared, and you were already level 999, plus the Sword of Judgment."
"Do you know that the sword of judgment in your hand used to belong to my man?"
"Holy crap, so this Sword of Judgment belongs to your man." Yang Feng was shocked. No wonder the Sword of Judgment was so powerful; it turned out it was related to the max-level summoner's bald cloak.
The Rabbit God said, "The sword of judgment is in your hand, which means you are the reincarnation of my man."
"In my past life, I was a bald man with a cape..." Yang Feng was shocked. What a joke! Back on Earth, I was a total otaku! I loved watching Japanese adult films, playing games, and playing the hero.
I'm a hero because I'm passionate about it!
I went bald, but I also became stronger!
I changed my gender, and I became stronger!
The loli summoner Yang Feng and the max-level summoner Bald Cloak do indeed have similarities.
Yang Feng explained, "You've mistaken me for someone else. I'm a girl, I don't have a little brother, so I can't be your man."
The Rabbit God said, "Once you defeat the eight hundred gods and become the king of the gods, you can become a man. As long as you go bald, you will be the handsome bald man I like, and I will wait for you to marry me."
"You want me to marry you?" Yang Feng broke out in a cold sweat. "You're a rabbit. Even if I marry you, you can't bear me any children!"
"Idiot! I am the Rabbit God, not a rabbit."
"Alright! You're the Rabbit Goddess, but Rabbit Goddesses can't get pregnant!"
"Who told you the Rabbit Goddess can't get pregnant? Look for yourself." The little white rabbit transformed into a beautiful girl.
The beautiful girl had long, flowing hair, a full bust, a slender waist, and stood gracefully, making everyone's mouth water. This girl looked exactly like a bunny girl from Earth.
Back on Earth, when Yang Feng was still a shut-in, his favorite thing to do was watch bunny girls dance. The bunny girls had hot bodies, curvy figures, and their sexy dance moves made people's minds wander and drool.
A little white rabbit suddenly transforms into a beautiful girl right before your eyes, dressed as a bunny girl—it's absolutely irresistible! Luckily, Yang Feng has become a busty loli and doesn't have a little brother anymore, otherwise he could have forced himself on her and slept with her.
"You are the Jade Rabbit!" Yang Feng exclaimed in surprise. The transformed rabbit god bore a striking resemblance to the Jade Rabbit from Journey to the West. Back when Tang Sanzang and his disciples were on their journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, they passed through the Kingdom of Tianzhu and encountered the princess.
This incomparably beautiful princess was actually the Jade Rabbit Spirit, who descended to the mortal realm, transformed into a princess, and bewitched Tang Sanzang, wanting to consummate their marriage. Fortunately, Sun Wukong appeared, otherwise Tang Sanzang would have been taken by the Jade Rabbit Spirit.
The Jade Rabbit is so pitiful! She was captured by the fairy Chang'e and forced to continue pounding medicine.
Now I know why the max-level summoner with the bald cape likes the Rabbit God; it turns out the Rabbit God is so sexy and beautiful after transforming.
If I were a man, I would have slept with her too.
"How about it? Aren't I beautiful?" The Rabbit Goddess smiled, captivating all beings.
Yang Feng said happily, "I have a transformation pill on me. If you like men, I can reluctantly sleep with you."
"You're not qualified to sleep with me yet. Only when I become a max-level summoner and defeat the eight hundred gods can you sleep with me openly." The Rabbit God wasn't joking.
"Okay, you wait, one day I'll sleep with you." Yang Feng said confidently.
The Rabbit God said, "Don't be so confident. The eight hundred gods are very powerful. You might end up dead."
"Believe me, I will definitely become a max-level summoner, I will definitely become the king of gods." Yang Feng was full of confidence and arrogance.
The Rabbit God nodded and said, "You look a lot like the Bald Man in the Cloak. He was just as confident back then, and then he died."
Yang Feng said dejectedly, "I won't die, believe me."
"I hope you succeed, good luck." Rabbit God continued, "Don't you find it strange that an S-grade item like the King of Fighters Gloves would appear in a level 50 dungeon?"
"Yeah! Could it have something to do with you?" Yang Feng asked, his face full of doubt.
"Of course it's related. I tampered with it and put the S-rank King of Fighters Gloves, which only appears in level 200 dungeons, into a level 50 dungeon." It turns out it was Rabbit God who was behind it.
The Rabbit God is one of the eight hundred gods, possessing great supernatural powers. Getting S-grade equipment into a level 50 dungeon is as easy as turning one's hand.
"You're such a good person." Yang Feng was deeply moved and hugged her.
"Don't come any closer, or I'll kill you." The Rabbit God raised his fist.
"A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, let's play in the water like mandarin ducks!"
"You're dreaming. I am the Rabbit God, not a slut. If you want to sleep with me, you must first become the King of Gods."
What if I die?
"I'll collect your body."
"Bitch."
"I am not a scoundrel, I am the Rabbit God."
"You're the worst of the rabbits."
"Kill you……"
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