The strongest invincible loli summoner
Chapter 48 Rabbit God
"Look, there's a rabbit here."
"What a cute rabbit."
Li Mengyao and Zhang Lingling have a natural love for small animals, and these fluffy little white rabbits are indeed adorable.
Yang Feng glanced over and saw a little white rabbit emerge from the grass, with its ears perked up and round little eyes. It was incredibly cute.
Unlike Li Mengyao and Zhang Lingling, Yang Feng didn't like rabbits; instead, he wanted to eat them. These plump, large rabbits tasted quite good roasted.
"Zhang Weidong, bring me a braised rabbit," Yang Feng ordered.
Zhang Weidong nodded in agreement, raised his scepter, and was about to unleash the flames.
At this moment, Li Mengyao and Zhang Lingling shouted, "If anyone dares to hurt the little rabbit, I'll fight them to the death!"
Zhang Weidong broke out in a cold sweat, put down his scepter, and never dared to braise the little white rabbit again. When two tigresses unleash their fury, even men are terrified.
"Little bunny, come to your big sister." Li Mengyao smiled and slowly approached.
The little white rabbit glared and scolded, "You're the rabbit! Your whole family are rabbits! Your ancestors for nineteen generations were all rabbits!"
Holy crap, this rabbit can talk! It's become a spirit!
Yang Feng and the others were dumbfounded. The rabbit in the world of gods was indeed extraordinary. It could speak human language and get angry. They should kill it quickly.
"Little rabbit, you're pretty awesome! Let me eat you." Yang Feng grinned wickedly and grabbed her.
The little rabbit snorted, sprang up, and brandished its paws, launching a series of attacks at Yang Feng. Holy crap, this rabbit knows martial arts! Awesome!
Yang Feng was caught off guard and suffered a loss at the hands of the rabbit.
"Damn it, this rabbit's become a spirit, let me kill it!" Li Tieniu swung his giant axe and slashed at it.
"I already told you, I'm not a rabbit, you bunch of idiots!" The little white rabbit roared in anger, its eyes shooting out red beams.
Li Tieniu was careless and was injured by the red light.
Yang Feng was secretly astonished. This rabbit was incredibly powerful; it even possessed sorcery. Red light shot from its eyes—this rabbit was truly formidable.
"Let me kill him." Great swordsman Hu Fei raised his sword, ready to strike him down.
“You’re all crazy! It’s just a rabbit.” Zhang Lingling felt pity and stepped forward to protect the rabbit.
The little rabbit was furious and shouted, "I've said it so many times, I'm not a rabbit, not a rabbit, not a rabbit! Why do I have to say it three times?"
Yang Feng asked in shock, "You're not a rabbit, what are you?"
"I am the Rabbit God, the Rabbit God, the Rabbit God, I'm exhausted!" The little white rabbit was very hurt. Explaining such complicated things to humans was going to kill me.
Yang Feng asked in surprise, "Rabbit God, is there any difference between you and a rabbit?"
"Are you an idiot? Of course there's a difference. A rabbit is a rabbit, and a rabbit god is a rabbit god. They are two different creatures."
"Alright, I believe you're not a rabbit, but a rabbit god. Since you're a god, why are you here?" Yang Feng was conflicted; it turned out that rabbits and rabbit gods were different.
In reality, the Rabbit God is just a rabbit that has become a spirit; to put it bluntly, it's still a rabbit.
"It's not convenient to talk here, come with me." The Rabbit God led the busty loli away from Li Mengyao and the others.
"It's just the two of us here. What's the matter? Just tell me!" Yang Feng glanced around; it was deserted, not a single living person in sight.
"There's a reason why I, the Rabbit God, am here, and that reason is you." The little white rabbit glared at her, as if she wanted to devour the loli summoner.
Yang Feng asked in surprise, "You came here because of me? You don't like me, do you?"
"Are you crazy?! I don't like women, especially big-breasted, brainless women like you." The little white rabbit was very angry.
Big breasts, no brains!
Yang Feng looked down and realized he did indeed have large breasts, but being brainless was going too far. Back when he was a shut-in on Earth, his IQ was perfectly normal.
I'm all brawn and brains!
"Don't dwell on the big breasts issue. I just want to know why you're the Rabbit God, and not Bugs Bunny or a rabbit spirit?"
The little white rabbit proudly said, "Have you ever heard of the eight hundred gods?"
"Of course I've heard of them." Yang Feng learned about the Eight Hundred Gods as soon as he arrived in the World of Gods. The Eight Hundred Gods were the Creators, the Creators of the World, who created every blade of grass and every tree in the World of Gods.
When Yang Feng becomes a max-level summoner, he can challenge the eight hundred gods and become the king of gods.
Thinking of this, Yang Feng was shocked. This rabbit called itself the Rabbit God. Could it be related to the eight hundred gods?
"Are you the rabbit raised by the eight hundred gods?"
"Damn it! I am a god, not someone's pet rabbit." The Rabbit God sighed sadly, wondering why humans were so stupid and always misunderstood him.
"I need to solemnly declare that I am the Rabbit God, one of the eight hundred gods. I am the creator, and I am also the creator god. Every blade of grass, every tree, every flower, every fruit, and this beautiful land you see are all created by my hard work."
As the little white rabbit spoke, it was smug and self-satisfied. "As one of the eight hundred gods, I am proud, I am complacent, and I am arrogant."
"So you're one of the eight hundred gods." Yang Feng was taken aback. The legendary eight hundred gods were actually this silly rabbit.
"Hehe, little loli, you know I'm one of the eight hundred gods, you must be so scared you peed your pants!" The little white rabbit chuckled, full of arrogance.
"I'm going to kill you." Yang Feng raised the Sword of Judgment, ready to slay the god.
"Don't be impulsive, we're friends." The Rabbit God was startled and quickly explained, "Put down your sword, I have something to say to you."
"I'll give you ten minutes to explain yourself, or I'll kill you with one sword." Yang Feng snorted and sheathed her Judgment Sword.
Rabbit God was covered in cold sweat; that was really dangerous, he was almost killed.
The Rabbit God cleared his throat and said in a serious tone, "I am the Rabbit God, one of the eight hundred gods, as you all know."
"Get to the point, stop with the nonsense." Yang Feng glared at him, his eyes blazing with murderous intent.
"Here's the important part: you are the first level 999 summoner in five thousand years, the most promising female warrior to become a max-level summoner and challenge eight hundred gods."
The Rabbit God continued, "As a level 999 summoner, you should hurry up and work hard to become stronger so that you can challenge the 800 gods."
"I already know all that without you saying it. Get to the point." Yang Feng said angrily. Having reached level 1,000 and challenged 800 gods, he already knew perfectly well that this rabbit was just spouting nonsense.
The Rabbit God took a deep breath and said loudly, "Five thousand years ago, a max-level summoner appeared. He was handsome, tall and strong, and his slight smile made my heart flutter."
“I liked him, and he liked me too. We quickly fell in love and then it became a real relationship.”
"That night, he rode me on top of me, making me feel so good, I miss it so much! I really want to be with him again, it felt so good."
"Wait a minute, you're saying that a max-level summoner from five thousand years ago liked you and even slept with you?" Yang Feng was shocked.
"Yes! Is there a problem?" The Rabbit God opened his mouth wide.
"Of course there's a problem. A max-level summoner from five thousand years ago should have been a man. You're a rabbit, so how could he have slept with you?"
Yang Feng was extremely shocked. There was a man on Earth named Xu Xian who was incredibly powerful; he had slept with a snake. The story of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen was widely known, and everyone on Earth knew it.
Xu Xian truly deserves to be called the greatest hero of all time. He doesn't even spare snakes and sleeps whenever he wants. His courage is something to be learned.
In the world of gods, there was a max-level summoner who slept with a rabbit. Amazing! This max-level summoner is just as awesome as Xu Xian—one slept with a snake, the other with a rabbit. You have to admire him.
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