Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

The battle has already begun in Times Square.

After Bai Yu started using his cheat code, this unfortunate place became a battlefield every few days, and some shop owners in the vicinity even built special escape routes.

Logan and his Hydra agents were locked in a fierce battle with Loki and his group.

He was on patrol in this area tonight; the captain had already gone off duty.

From a high vantage point, Hawkeye used a broken bow to shoot arrows back and forth, and he actually managed to suppress Logan and the others.

Below, the four warriors have been brainwashed by Loki and are fighting on his behalf and those who have also been brainwashed, against Logan and the others.

"Beep beep! Beep beep!"

A large number of police cars arrived, and the situation is gradually turning around.

"Bah~!"

With a loud screech of brakes, Bai Yu got out of the car before it had even come to a complete stop.

Just as he was about to put on an act, a hand suddenly grabbed his ankle.

Looking down, Deadpool, now only half-hidden, was writing on Batman's trouser leg with his finger while shouting, "Batman! I'm going to write the word 'misery' on your leg!"

Bai Yu's lips twitched slightly as he said, "Wade, what the hell are you doing? Where's your ass?"

Deadpool pointed a trembling finger at Loki and said, "He... he robbed my ass."

"I don't believe it." Bai Yu shook his head.

"Really! I'm not lying to you!" Deadpool quickly retorted.

However, Bai Yu saw through his lie at a glance, "Bullshit, you must have used the teleportation belt again."

Shit, what are you doing here?

"Just messing around again because you have nothing better to do?"

Deadpool got up, and just as he was about to speak, he realized his position was wrong. "Oh my god, can you move away a bit? From this position, it looks like I'm about to give you a blowjob."

"boom!"

Bai Yu delivered a whip kick that sent the blabbermouth flying.

Even mid-air, Deadpool was still yelling, "Batman! I'll be back!"

"Whoosh!" After slapping him away, Bai Yu felt better.

Looking closely at the square, they were locked in a fierce battle. On the steps, Loki was holding Thor's hair and nagging him incessantly.

He was venting his anger, and once he was done, he was going to kill Thor.

At that time, he could absolutely kill Thor.

Todd, with a bruised and swollen face, was still arguing with Loki, one criticizing the other, the other defending him.

"Alright, looks like I'll have to do it myself..."

"Roar~!"

Before he could finish speaking, a beastly roar shook the heavens, and a green figure descended from the sky.

Hulk arrived, and Bai Yu retracted her moving leg.

As the bureau chief, how could he easily take action when he had subordinates?

As soon as Hulk entered the scene, he swiftly and decisively wiped out a group of Karami, and even the arrows shot by Hawkeye had no effect on him.

Loki stopped arguing with Thor, and the two brothers turned to look at Hulk.

Thor grinned and said, "Oh, my dear brother, you're in trouble. This big guy is very irritable."

Having been on Earth for so long, he already knew what Hulk was like.

Let alone Loki, even if he regained his divine power, he wouldn't be confident of defeating Hulk.

Loki, unconvinced, said, "Heh, he is indeed very big and powerful, but if you're using him as your trump card, I'll prove it to you right away."

As he spoke, he stood up and aimed his scepter at the rampaging Hulk.

"puff!"

An energy blast hit Hulk on the back, and he scratched his back, only to feel a little itchy.

"Hahaha..." Thor let out a merciless laugh.

Loki's expression changed, and he slapped him while simultaneously increasing the power of his scepter.

The energy gathered for a while before being released.

Just then, Hulk had finished dealing with the other minions and was turning around when he ran headfirst into the energy cannon.

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, Hulk lost his balance and stumbled backward.

Just as he was about to arrive, a hand suddenly rested on his lower back.

Logan, the one who helped him.

Hulk turned and glanced at him, then stood up straight and delivered a horse kick to his back leg.

Logan slid all the way to Bai Yu's feet, looking somewhat dazed.

No, I was doing a good deed, so why did I get kicked?

He stared at the upside-down white feather and cursed, "Fuck! He's having another episode, you need to teach him a lesson!"

Bai Yu shrugged and said, "Logan, you're getting more and more childish."

Hulk's side.

After kicking Logan away, Hulk yelled at Loki, "Hulk! I don't need help!"

"Dong dong dong dong..."

He strode toward Loki, and the ground trembled.

Loki's eyelids twitched; he had a very bad feeling.

The bad feeling was right, because he only struggled a few times with Hulk before enjoying a special meal.

In the end, he still profited from all the sabotage and sabotage.

Lying on the ground, he looked somewhat bewildered.

"Hahahaha..." Thor slapped the ground and laughed loudly, "Loki, now you believe me, I told you you were going to be in trouble."

"boom!"

The green hind leg kicked out, and Thor almost died on the spot.

Fortunately, an invisible wall blocked the way. Bai Yu slowly walked over and said, "Hulk, you're too impulsive. Young people should be more composed."

Upon hearing this, Hulk turned to look at him, his arrogant expression immediately vanishing, and he said timidly, "Chief."

His body shrank rapidly, and Dr. Banner took control of it.

Bai Yu approached Loki, looked down at him, and said, "That's it?"

Catching his breath, Loki, his face contorted with rage, yelled at Bai Yu, "You mortal, I am..."

“Sizzle~!”

The sound of alternating current rang out, and Bai Yu shot out an electric wire from his finger until Loki was foaming at the mouth from the shock before it stopped.

After that, Thor immediately rushed over and handcuffed Loki.

"Thank you for the generous gift, but he wet his pants!"

……

The next day.

In the director's office, Deadpool was casually putting his legs up on the desk, a large cigar dangling from his mouth.

He angrily questioned, "Ward, you actually destroyed the Avengers?"

That's outrageous! Deadpool came here to join the Avengers, but Batman not only overcame all obstacles in the DC universe to get here, he actually destroyed the Avengers.

Bai Yu, in the same posture as him and also with a cigar in his mouth, said, "Nonsense, how could I have destroyed it? I just created a special police department."

Deadpool: "Damn it, you damn cop really are a villain. I'm going to assemble a new team to deal with you!"

Bai Yu: "Deadpool Dance Troupe?"

Deadpool: "Wrong! It's the Deadpool Special Forces!"

Bai Yu: "I've seen this episode. They all died horribly. Some crashed into billboards, some..."

"NONONO!" Deadpool panicked and quickly sat up straight to interrupt, "Not this episode, it's the next one. This will be a team made entirely of Deadpools. We are all Deadpools."

"Ga ga ga ga..."

He laughed heartily, thinking his idea was excellent.

Bai Yu raised an eyebrow and said, "Wade, I've seen this episode too. You and Logan were fighting them, and all those Deadpools wanted to kill you. They would never team up with you..."

Maybe, just maybe, only one Deadpool dog can team up with you, and other Deadpools will try to steal it away.

"Oh? You've seen this episode too?"

Deadpool, looking utterly bewildered, said to the air beside him, "Guys, has this guy also broken the dimensional barrier?"

Bullshit, who gave him my latest plot information? Is Deadpool 4 still going to be made? Did he even pay for the movie tickets?

I suspect he's watching pirated content!

Hmph, I must gather intelligence, find the person behind the pirate website, and take him down!

Ladies and gentlemen, watch closely! I'm only going to demonstrate my spy skills once!

"boom!"

A gunshot rang out, and the world fell silent.

Bai Yu blew on the smoking muzzle of the gun and said, "Idiot."

[PS: Something came up last night and I really didn't have time to finish, so consider this a day off this month. I'll add two more chapters later when I have time.]