Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

"Everyone, please line up properly."

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, Thor has been a cop for two months.

Tonight is Christmas Eve, and many people have come to Times Square to try and pull out the hammer.

The four warriors remained loyal and stayed by his side, occasionally taking photos with others.

Unlike before, you now have to pay to take a photo with them.

Even a hero can be brought down by a penny, so a five-dollar photo is not unreasonable.

They earned more than Thor.

This is a sad story.

That night, Bai Yu was sleeping soundly with Riven in his arms, while in his consciousness space, he was still beating up DC Bai Yu.

A phone call interrupted his electric shocks.

"Who is it?" Riven complained wearily, tightening her grip on Bai Yu's waist.

He casually waved his hand, and the phone flew over, displaying the caller ID as Snake Shield.

"What the hell?" he muttered to himself as he answered the phone, puzzled.

The call was from that bald guy from S.H.I.E.L.D.

The Cosmic Cube has been stolen, and they are asking Bai Yu what to do.

After hanging up the phone, Bai Yu raised an eyebrow and said, "Loki is back."

"What comeback?" Riven asked, confused, seizing on his weakness.

Feeling controlled, Bai Yu quickly hugged her and said, "I'm going to make a comeback."

"Crunch... crunch..."

……

The following day, Loki attacked a ball somewhere in Europe.

He obtained the materials to unlock the Cosmic Cube from there.

Without the support of Tony Stark and Captain America, even Loki became too lazy to pretend to be captured by them.

Tony had no time to deal with him right now; he was focused on upgrading his armor.

Using the Mind Stone scepter, Loki poached many of Bai Yu's members, and even members of S.H.I.E.L.D. couldn't withstand being poached.

Therefore, Loki gathered a large number of followers.

That evening, Locke stood atop the building in the very center of Times Square.

He looked down at the crowds below and Thor maintaining order among them, and muttered to himself, "My dear brother, I'm back. This time I've brought an army to avenge you and him!"

Just then, a flash of light appeared behind him, and a large board pushed him off the building.

A pirated Spider-Man costume, two samurai swords, and a Little Genius children's smartwatch.

Deadpool glanced at his watch and muttered, "Did I just kick something?"

"It must be an illusion. How could there be anything on the roof of Times Square?"

He scratched his head, glanced at the surrounding buildings, and continued, "OK, this timeline should be correct. With Bruce's help, I'm sure I can join the Avengers."

"Gagaga gagaga~, Bruce, I'm here!"

After saying that, he made a standard diving motion and jumped headfirst off the building.

While in mid-air, he said to the void, "Ladies and gentlemen, please wait a moment. It seems that the cancer is affecting my brain again. I need to clear my mind first."

Downstairs, Loki was a little dazed from the fall and hadn't quite reacted yet.

The surrounding crowd quickly moved away, staring at him with expressions of utter disbelief.

The impact of the impact on the ground was bound to be significant, and Thor, who was maintaining order, looked towards the steps on Loki's side with suspicion.

You can spot Deadpool in freefall at a glance.

"Ward?" Before the words were even finished, Deadpool had already landed in Thor's sight.

"Boom!"

Another loud bang.

"Shit!" Thor cursed and rushed over there at full speed.

"Make way! Make way!" He struggled to squeeze out a space on the steps.

He pushed through the crowd and finally saw what was going on inside.

The floor caved in, and a strange-looking thing scratched its head, saying, "Huh? That's not right. How come I'm perfectly fine after falling from such a height?"

He's fine, of course; it's Loki who's in trouble.

Deadpool lowered his buttocks, and Loki's head was buried deep in the ground, with his trembling hand holding the scepter faintly visible from the outside.

"Zzz~ Boom!"

The scepter suddenly glowed, Deadpool was thrown away, and everyone's eyes followed the body Deadpool had abandoned.

"Whoa! Who dares to ambush Deadpool?" Deadpool, sprawled in mid-air, clutched his belt and shouted, "Come on! Let's have a one-on-one fight!"

With a twist of his belt, he vanished from everyone's sight.

"Pfft~!"

"Ah~!"

A scream rang out, and a pool of blood fell down with a buttock, sparks flashing from the nearby streetlight.

With his upper body hanging from a streetlamp, Deadpool yelled, "Hey everyone! Can someone help me pick up my butt? That way I can recover faster!"

"Ah~!"

It was like a ghost! In an instant, the whole area was filled with screams. Passersby screamed and ran away, wishing they had two more legs.

"Oh my god!" Thor was pushed back by the crowd and couldn't help but cry out for God to come and save the day.

"OK, looks like nobody's willing to help me get my ass over here." On the streetlight, Deadpool muttered to himself before voluntarily falling down and slowly crawling toward his own butt.

Just as he was about to reach his lower body, a foot suddenly stepped on his buttocks.

Looking up, I saw Loki, covered in blood, breathing heavily.

Deadpool paused for a moment, then said, "Thank you for the generous gift. Now hurry up and move your stinky feet away. That's my plump, juicy ass worth five dollars a shot. I make all my money from it."

Thor finally made his way up the steps against the flow of people, and upon seeing Loki, he exclaimed excitedly, "Loki!"

The Four Warriors also arrived, and upon seeing Loki, they were immediately on high alert.

"Midgard, this filthy world deserves to be cleansed!" Loki roared angrily, raising his scepter and firing an energy robe at Deadpool's upper body.

All his preparations for a dashing entrance were ruined by this guy.

what is this?

A defeated king's return?

"Boom!"

Deadpool was blasted away, screaming and yelling in mid-air.

Loki turned to Thor and exclaimed excitedly, "Thor! Today, only one of us can live!"

I no longer need to prove anything to him! I will become the new king of this place, and you will only fall on the road to the throne!

Loki had been waiting for this day for a long time and couldn't wait to launch an attack.

With the Mind Scepter in hand, Thor, who lacks divine power, and the four weak warriors are no match for him.

In no time, they were all knocked to the ground.

At the same time, Bai Yu also received a flood of alarm notifications.

A strange guy suddenly split in two in Times Square, and even stranger, he was still alive.

Bai Yu knew which bastard it was as soon as he heard it.

"How did Deadpool end up on my set again?"

Bai Yu put on his uniform and muttered to himself, "Shouldn't he be adventuring in another world with Uncle Wolf?"

Could it be that Logan is setting his sights on me?

"Yes, that must be it. I need to go and teach him a lesson."

"Beep beep beep~!"

The alarm went off, and the New York City Chief of Police was online... oops, online.