Defeat the system! Kiss my little monster!
Chapter 188 Our Little House (Part 1)
Shen Yu noticed that Wen Yu was acting strangely on an ordinary night.
He was already suspicious of Wen Yu's mental state at that time, and would occasionally take out the red book to see what he was thinking.
There were quite a few crabs crawling around in the book, but Wen Yu showed no signs of anything amiss. Her tone of voice remained unchanged, and she was even more obedient than she had been in Kunning Palace.
There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.
As Shen Yu flipped through the papers, he glanced at Wen Yu out of the corner of his eye. Wen Yu's habit of reading medical books at night had not changed over the years. He sat upright at his desk, occasionally writing a couple of words on a piece of white paper to record the contents.
Shen Yu glanced at the contents of Wen Yu's paper by candlelight.
Long-bearded grass.
Shen Yu looked down at the red book.
Should we attack first, or knock out first?
Shen Yu: "..."
He looked up again at what Wen Yu had written on the white paper. He was tall and cast a shadow on the paper as he approached. Wen Yu glanced at Shen Yu, completely unconcerned.
With a brush dipped in ink, Shen Yu outlined the characters on the white paper. He looked at the center of the paper and saw Wen Yu continue writing without changing his expression.
"The fruit of immortality is highly poisonous and should be used with caution."
Shen Yu watched him finish writing. He pinched the cover of his red book, turned his back, and continued to look down at the contents.
【No. First, drug them, then censor them.】
Shen Yu: "..."
No... I'll still hit him. Let him watch, crying while being censored.
Shen Yu: "..."
He frowned, closed the red book, and went to Wen Yu's side.
Wen Yu had already listed several lines of medicinal herbs from medical books on a piece of white paper, with their functions written in parentheses next to them, showing that she had recorded them very carefully.
He glanced at Shen Yu furtively and said in an unpleasant tone, "What are you doing? You're blocking my light."
Shen Yu seemed not to hear, his fingers hooked the brush in Wen Yu's hand, and his knee pressed down on the flesh of Wen Yu's thigh.
"It's getting late, get some rest." Shen Yu fiddled with Wen Yu's palm for a couple of moments, then leaned down and said, "These things can be looked at again tomorrow."
"What needs to be done today, should be done today. If everyone is as lazy as you, what will happen in the future?" Wen Yu said seriously. While scolding Shen Yu, he moved his thigh to the side and slowly said, "You go to sleep first, I'm not sleepy."
Shen Yu: "..."
He gave a slight smirk: "Are you telling the truth?"
“Of course I’m telling the truth.” Wen Yu remained unmoved and continued writing with his head down. “I have one more page. You go to sleep first.”
Shen Yu looked down at Wen Yu's actions, remained silent for a few seconds, and finally stood up and said, "Alright."
He knew what Wen Yu meant. Wen Yu had been trying to avoid close contact with Shen Yu these past few days, probably to prepare for his grand plan of censorship.
Shen Yu picked up the red book with one hand. After washing up, he lay down on the bed and spent 100 of his Yang Qi points to buy a certain censored translator from Gouqie Tousisheng.
Although Huang Shu, who was barely surviving, had given it away, he had used his careful research over the past few days to create several new and interesting things. The items looked quite nice, but unfortunately, they weren't free; Shen Yu had to exchange them all for his Yang Qi points.
Shen Yu was willing to spend the money; he gave Gouqie a hundred Yang Qi points and directly inserted the translator into the Red Book.
The censored characters changed rapidly, slowly forming other Chinese paragraphs. Shen Yu leaned against the edge of the bed, expressionless as he scanned the contents, making basic markings in some paragraphs.
The creature, clinging to life, was still basking in the satisfaction of its newfound yang energy. As it calculated the value of its yang energy, it suddenly sensed another aura while lifting the ball.
It quickly stored up all its yang energy, then made an excuse to slip out the window.
The coal briquette is still waiting for it outside. Its current spherical shape is almost the same as when it was first seen, only its color is darker and its surface is cracked.
The rescue energy provided by headquarters was enough for it to repair these cracks, but Coal Ball still left them intact. Perhaps only it knows the reason why.
"I'm leaving now, just trying to survive." The coal ball floated at the corner of the house, its body turning inwards once before quickly returning to its original shape, "to say goodbye."
The man who had been hogging life clicked his tongue and said, "Shen Yu is inside."
“I know,” the coal ball lowered its body and said in a muffled voice, “He doesn’t want to see me, and I… don’t want to upset him.”
The creature, clinging to life, remained silent. It looked the coal ball up and down, only then realizing that the coal ball had changed a lot during this time.
Sighing as he desperately tried to survive, he asked, "What are you going to do next? Carry out your next mission?"
“No. I won’t be taking on any more missions for a while,” Coal Ball said. “I’ve already drawn up a plan to conduct follow-up investigations on my previous 47,000 hosts.”
Gouqie Tusheng was somewhat surprised: "You don't want your quarterly bonus?"
“It’s the same if you go get it again later.” Coal Ball turned around and approached the surviving creature, saying, “Before I leave, I have a gift for you, as a way of thanking you… for saving Lanyu.”
Question marks appeared on the data board of "Surviving the Beast". Before it could fully understand the meaning of the coal ball's words, a large amount of pure golden energy condensed on the coal ball and slowly flowed into the body of "Surviving the Beast".
"I'm giving you this million Yang Qi points as my repayment for now," a mechanical voice slowly drifted out from inside the coal ball.
"!" The cobblestone was utterly shocked by the coal ball's actions. It stood there dumbfounded and asked, "So many... all for me?"
"This isn't quite right." He felt ashamed, clinging to life.
The coal ball snorted, tilted its head back, and shoved its cowardly survival aside, saying rudely, "I've kept track of all this energy consumption, so you'd better not try anything funny. Remember, I'll be watching you from a distance."
"I'm much more reliable than you!" Grievous and oblivious, it stored all its yang energy and turned around smugly. "Alright, alright, I won't say any more. Have a safe journey, I have important business to attend to later."
Coal Ball watched as the survivors scurried back around the corner, remaining silent for a long time before turning around as well. Through that small door and window, two figures inside could still be seen occasionally moving.
The coal ball connected to the headquarters' signal, erasing any trace of its precarious existence and uploading a file containing all the basic information about this world to the main system.
"Is there any possibility of external force intrusion? Some worlds have been suspected of being invaded by external forces, and the original systems have been severely damaged."
The coal ball received the message from headquarters. The data on its body kept scrolling, and the mechanical voice sounded as usual: "No external force has been detected. This world is operating normally."
"Number, mission complete, requesting to leave the current world."
A few seconds later, the coal ball soared into the sky. Its spherical shape disappeared into the thick clouds that had accumulated sometime earlier, vanishing without a trace.
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