Crazy Entertainment System

♂』“Okay~”

Many students aren't very interested in English; it's fair to say that English is like a foreign language to them.

In addition, English education in China is often rote learning, which sometimes makes foreigners doubt whether it is their own language.

Every time Chen Yu thinks about the pained expressions on the faces of foreign university and graduate students when they see the English exam papers for the Chinese college entrance examination, he can't help but laugh.

"Don't make a fuss, just think about it in your heart. But English is still very important to us, of course, if you want to achieve better development. After all, international communication is mainly based on English. Although China has the largest population, the world's official language is not Chinese!"

So you just have to accept it honestly.

Of course, I want to clarify here that although my English grade was failing, it doesn't mean I can't speak English. I'm sure there are English experts here. I saw this student holding a book, which doesn't seem to be a textbook! Chen Yu walked over and glanced at it, saying, "Wow~ it's actually 'Swallowing the Stars'! What a surprise! I didn't expect my book to attract such a beautiful girl. I'm truly fortunate." Ya Li didn't even glance at it a second time. Seriously, she really didn't like the book. She said she didn't like all this fighting and action, and preferred pure romance novels.

"Okay, I admit it, pure love really suits her!" Chen Yu pretended to be speechless, which earned him a resentful look from Wang Yali.

The scene was filled with laughter.

"Actually, it really is true that everyone has their own preferences. There's no need to force others to like you. Just like me, although I really hope that everyone in the world is my fan, do you think that's possible?!"

That's utter nonsense. At the very least, I reckon most men would love for me to die young, because my existence has taken away the love they have for their wives.

To put it bluntly, we are special "love rivals" in a certain specific environment. I'm not bragging, but the number of girls who like me is definitely more than five! After Chen Yu finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

"Damn it, five people? You have tens of millions of fans, there's no way you only have five people. You're just showing off!"

"That was amazing! I'm impressed, it was truly incredible. Absolutely incredible!"

"Your Highness, you're amazing! You even counted to five!"

"So arrogant, huh? So arrogant! You're such a pretentious jerk!"

The audience below the stage were making a lot of sarcastic comments, and even the veteran experts and professors were laughing.

"Don't come here today with the intention of learning anything. Just think of it as listening to a stand-up comedy routine. If you want to hear something very professional, something really awesome, something that can change your life with a single sentence, something that can make you fly to the sky, then get up, turn left, and don't bother coming back!"

The baby says he doesn't have that ability. If I could change your life with a single sentence, or make you fly to the sky with a single word.

Then I wouldn't be God.

Besides, if I were God, I'd still be here. I'd say everyone in the world likes Chen Yu, and all the pretty girls are die-hard fans of Chen Yu.

"Okay, that's enough. I need to stop my daydreaming, or I'll get pelted with rotten eggs."

Another burst of laughter erupted from the audience.

I'm much more relaxed now, and I find it quite amusing to watch Chen Yu brag on stage.

"However, to be honest, you have to have some skill when you brag at our school. I'll just share some simple thoughts, and you can choose to listen to them as jokes. Let's not talk about anything else, just the song 'Green Flowers in the Army'!"

Actually, the inspiration for this song didn't come out of nowhere; it came from deep feelings. I believe that anyone in China who has attended middle school knows something called military training, which is the love that my classmates and I experienced last September from the country, society, the Ministry of Education, and the army! Chen Yu said with a smile.

"Your Highness, your mouth is too sharp! Aren't you worried about getting summoned for tea?"

"Wow, you dare to satirize this? I'm speechless. I give you 365 thumbs up, Your Highness!"

"Although I really want to say 'Good job, brother,' I'm worried about getting invited for questioning, so please allow me to silently wish you well."

Seeing the murmurs and discussions below the stage, Chen Yu naturally knew what they were thinking!

"What are you complaining about? You've got the wrong idea. I wasn't being sarcastic at all. On the contrary, I think this love is very heavy. There's just one thing that's really annoying: there's not enough gunplay. It's making me, a man, a little unhappy."

If we could fire hundreds or even thousands of bullets at once, that would be absolutely possible. In fact, our country could easily establish a shooting range. Even when it's not wartime, we should always be prepared for war, to be vigilant in times of peace. It would be ironic if, out of China's population of over a billion, less than one-twentieth knew how to fire a gun. We can choose not to carry guns, but we cannot be incapable of using them.

"Of course, the government has its own considerations. I'm just venting, so you're not allowed to report me. If I get summoned by the authorities, it won't be fun!" Chen Yu said, feigning a little fear.

"Don't worry, we'll report it in a bit!"

"Yes, Your Highness, don't worry, we will definitely report you. You can rest assured about that!"

Chen Yu looked at the audience with a heartbroken expression and said, "You bunch of scoundrels, I knew you'd be a bunch of opportunists. Okay, let's get back to the point. I believe everyone is familiar with the song 'Green Flowers in the Army'! So, I'd like to invite one of the students here—I don't know if they're upperclassmen or underclassmen, I'll just pick randomly—this beautiful girl!" Chen Yu said with a smile, which drew boos from the audience.

Some mischievous students started whistling.

"Everyone, please be quiet. We are all young people of the 21st century. Do you know what it means to be a young person of the 21st century?!"

"Polite, well-mannered, thoughtful, knowledgeable, and hardworking! Of course, there's also another version: having a car, a house, money, and girls!" Chen Yu's words immediately drew cheers from the audience.

"Of course, the first five qualities—politeness, good manners, thoughtfulness, knowledge, and hard work—are our standards, while the last four are what we strive for," Chen Yu said with a smile.

"Wow, this prince is something else! His tongue is amazing, he's got it all figured out! He's got such a smooth delivery, you'd think he was a comedian! So eloquent!"

"Yeah, the jokes just keep coming one after another. I've been laughing from the beginning until now. It's really great. I've never been this relaxed before. It feels like I'm listening to a stand-up comedy routine."

"Me too! No wonder so many people like him. At first, I was a little intimidated by him, maybe a little jealous and envious, but I think Chen Yu is pretty good. He's really talented! Even I, a broadcasting and hosting major, can't do as well as Chen Yu!" (To be continued.)