Crazy Entertainment System

“Hey, anyone planning to go to the bathroom now? Go ahead, I’ll wait for you guys before I start blowing! If no one goes, I’ll just start blowing right away!” Chen Yu laughed.

"Alright, go ahead and blow!"

"Yeah, keep bragging!"

Students in the audience immediately responded, and Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction, smiling.

"Alright, let's get right to it! First, let me share my wish!" Chen Yu paused here and looked down at the audience.

"Do you know what my wish is?!" Chen Yu's question immediately piqued everyone's curiosity, and they began to speculate.

"Come here, this pretty girl!" Chen Yu said, pointing to a girl wearing glasses on his right.

"Shouldn't you become an international superstar?!" The girl stood up and looked at Chen Yu.

“Great, what about yours?!” Chen Yu asked another female classmate next to her.

"Become the world's richest person?!"

"Nice idea!"

"Anything else?! This must be a senior student, right?! What are your thoughts?!"

"Is it about reclining on a beauty's lap while waking to wield power over the world?!"

Her words caused a stir in the room.

"666! This senior's summary is so good, awesome! 'Drunk on a beauty's lap, awake to wield power over the world'—that's the highest realm for a man!"

"That's awesome! You deserve 365 thumbs up!"

"That's amazing! This senior is great, she has a bright future!"

Chen Yu was also taken aback, then laughed.

"Well said, but the original quote should be: 'Drunk, I lie on a beauty's lap; awake, I wield a sword to kill. I don't seek priceless treasures, but only the right to kill!'"

He meant that if I were to ascend the throne one day, I would rather be a tyrant, with those who obey me prospering and those who oppose me perishing. When I have all the power in the world, I will kill all those who have insulted, cursed, and betrayed me.

"All I want to say to this senior is, we live in a harmonious society now. Thinking like this will only lead to being 'harmonized' by society!" Chen Yu joked with a smile.

The scene erupted in laughter once again.

"However, I saw many male friends laugh when they heard this, and they laughed very happily. I guess that's what you guys think, right?!"

"I have to say, your daydreams are too unrealistic. 'Drunk on a beauty's lap and wielding power over the world'? Find a wife first! In this era where bachelors are as common as dogs, you think you can have a beauty's lap? Even if there were, it wouldn't be your turn. I'd be first!" Chen Yu said with a lewd smile, when Liu Yun's voice came from below the stage, "Chen Yu, is it really okay for you to say this in front of Wang Yali?!"

The scene immediately erupted in cheers.

"6666, Prince, you're something else! Go home and kneel on the washboard! Haha, saying you're going to cheat on your wife in front of her, wow, that's really something, Prince, you're amazing!"

"Your Highness, the Crown Princess's durians have been received and are ready for you!"

"The Crown Prince has really messed things up this time; he's dragged himself into a hole."

"Awesome, saying that in front of your wife, I give you a thumbs up!"

"Chen Yu, who gave you this courage!"

Chen Yu chuckled awkwardly and said, "It's alright, my Yali isn't jealous. I trust her, right, honey!"

"What do you think!" Wang Yali blushed, glared at Chen Yu with feigned ferocity, and laughed.

That smile made everyone laugh.

"Haha, this is the calm before the storm from the Crown Princess. The Crown Prince is going to cry this time."

"Wang Yali supports you! Go and teach Chen Yu a lesson!"

"I think so. A beautiful lady is sought after by a gentleman, isn't she?! I never consider myself a gentleman or a good person, because there's a saying that's really true: good people don't live long, but evil people live for a thousand years."

"I want to live two more years, so I'd rather be a menace," Chen Yu laughed.

Liu Yun laughed and said, "Do you really want your backbone to be broken and you to be cursed for a thousand years?"

Chen Yu was speechless and said, "Principal Liu, we can't do this. Can't we still be good friends? It was just a metaphor~" As he spoke, Chen Yu made a very effeminate gesture.

"Oh no, let me throw up for a bit! Your Highness, I never thought you were this kind of person! Where's your integrity?!"

"Chen Yu, you son of a bitch, you disgust me! I finally managed to eat lunch, and now I've thrown it all up. Is this how you behave? Where's your manliness?! You're disgusting me!"

"6666, Your Highness, I now seriously suspect you're a girl, I want to pursue you!"

"Damn, bro, are you serious? Do you have to be so argumentative?!"

A commotion erupted from the audience. Chen Yu raised his hands to his chest and laughed.

"What are you laughing at? Let me tell you, this is the worst kind of cross-dressing ever. I can't even stand it myself. I need to throw up first." Chen Yu said, making a vomiting gesture.

"Alright, let me tell you, there are always some really annoying people in the world, like our Principal Liu, she's so annoying, really! Look at the way I look at her, so full of disgust! Watch me roll my eyes at her and send her on her way!" Chen Yu laughed and made a hilarious gesture.

His silly actions left people speechless.

"Alright, just kidding, everyone, don't take it seriously. Actually, our Principal Liu is a very good principal, really, I feel that deeply. Here, I really want to thank our Principal Liu. Without Principal Liu, perhaps I wouldn't be where I am today!" Chen Yu said with a smile.

"You must be very curious about what happened between us, right?! Haha, I won't tell you, you can figure it out yourselves. If nothing unexpected happens, I estimate that the media on major websites will report this tomorrow: Recently, when Chen Yu was giving a speech at the Central Conservatory of Music, he inadvertently revealed his little-known story with Liu Yun, the president of the Central Conservatory of Music. I estimate that the number of clicks will skyrocket!"

When Chen Yu teased her like that, Liu Yun immediately rolled her eyes at the young man, thinking he was someone who never wanted to suffer a loss.

"Your Highness, what exactly is the secret between you and the Principal that no one knows about?"

"Yes, I'd like to know about your little-known story with the principal!"

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Immediately, a crowd of people in the audience started to jeer.

"You lot, I really don't know what to say to you. I already told you it's a secret, so go ahead and let your imaginations run wild. Those who are thinking dirty thoughts can go stand in the corner and face the wall," Chen Yu said with a laugh, not forgetting to give Liu Yun a playful look as he spoke.

Wang Yali smiled with her lips pursed, but it was unclear what she was smiling about.

"Well, a few classmates just shared their opinions on my wish. To be honest, what do you mean by becoming an international superstar?! Is that even a wish?! Don't you think so?!" Chen Yu's arrogant expression made you want to punch him.

"Yes!" came the response from the audience.

"No, do you even know what cooperation means? Do you understand cooperation?! We're a team now, do you know what a team is?! Let me, someone who failed the CET-4 (College English Test Band 4), tell you, that's a team, understand? Even though I failed the CET-4, it still shows I love my country!" Chen Yu said, feigning anger. (To be continued.)