Quick Transmigration: I Actually Became a System Bug

However, there was no way around it; the fact was that even if the two sides disliked each other, they had to force themselves to sit at the same long table and eat.

To be honest, Ji Han had no hope for dinner in England, a country known as a "culinary desert," especially since he wasn't in a good mood right now.

He numbly opened his mouth, and numbly let Shi Shaoyu stuff a bite of roasted lamb chop into his mouth. The taste... hmm? It was actually not bad? The skin was crispy and fragrant, and the inside was tender. More importantly, it didn't have any fishy smell at all. It would be even better if it was wrapped in some lettuce leaves.

Although Ji Han didn't say a word, Shi Shaoyu, who could read his mind, had already seen through his thoughts. He simply took out his wand, tapped the plate in front of him, and said...

"Lactuca!"

Immediately, a head of fresh, green lettuce appeared on the plate in front of him. Shi Shaoyu cut the lamb chops into small pieces, wrapped them in the lettuce, and handed them to Ji Han's mouth.

His series of actions left those around him stunned. Hufflepuff was alright; they only wondered if eating meat wrapped in lettuce leaves would taste better than eating meat alone. Some even started imitating him.

Over in Gryffindor, the red-haired twins, always eager for drama, had one of them now holding a leaf wrapped around meat.

"Oh, poor George, open your mouth and let me feed you!"

"Oh, handsome Weasley, food tastes best when you feed me!"

"yue!"*N

As for the Slytherins, they simply distanced themselves further from the two, and they were too lazy to even lecture them. After all, lecturing a Muggle was beneath their status as a pure-blood family!

The Ravenclaw students were the quietest. They didn't care about how Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu ate their meal; they only cared about what the "Whirlwind Spell" that Ji Han had just cast on stage was.

After all, they had never even heard of this spell before! What should they do? They really wanted to go and ask Handy Abbott in person, but they didn't know if he would tell them. After all, Abbott didn't seem like someone to mess with.

During the meal, everyone ate with different thoughts in mind. In the end, Dumbledore gave some more instructions on the old and new members, introduced the new hermaphrodite Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and sang the tuneless school song (this time Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu had put earplugs on themselves beforehand to listen to the song). Only then did everyone return to their respective dormitories under the guidance of their prefects.

Who can understand! Who can understand! How utterly devastated must someone who's afraid of snakes feel inside a place filled with snake-themed elements?!

Anyway, Ji Han was so frightened by the huge, movable snake statue that he fainted as soon as he got to the dormitory entrance. Well, his own resistance was too strong, and he forced himself to faint.

So, Shi Shaoyu had no choice but to pick up the person who automatically shut down his five senses in front of everyone. Fortunately, when it came time to assign dorm rooms, everyone automatically kept their distance from the two of them, so they were able to live in the same dorm room, which was also just for the two of them.

After the dormitories were assigned, Shao Yu and Ji Han didn't participate in the subsequent prefect election. Although no one cared about their opinions, Ji Han, Shi Shao Yu, and the other Slytherin students ended up isolated from each other.

Shi Shaoyu and Ji Han were assigned to the innermost dormitory room. Usually, no one would come here unless there was nothing else to do. Shi Shaoyu carried Ji Han and opened the door. The dormitory room was much more spacious than he had imagined, and although it was underground, it did not have that damp and cold feeling.

That's true. Slytherin is a gathering place for pure-blood wizards. How could those self-proclaimed nobles let their children live poorly at school? You know, those pure-bloods on the school's board of directors don't just pay so much money every year for nothing.

The school fairies had already moved their suitcases into the dormitory. Shi Shaoyu first placed Ji Han on the bed, which had been enlarged by a spell, and then opened their suitcases, placing the contents into the corresponding cabinets one by one.

The next morning, the alarm clock rang on time. Ji Han had regained his normal senses at some point. He squinted, skillfully reached for the alarm clock on the bedside table, and pressed it down.

Just then, the door to the adjacent washroom clicked open, and Shi Shaoyu emerged, his face still wet with water.

"Ahan, did you sleep well? Do you want to get up? Today is our first day of class, and we still need to familiarize ourselves with the route. We can't stay in bed too long."

Ji Han clearly slept well. He had completely forgotten his terrible mood from yesterday. Today, Ji Han was a completely new Ji Han. He wasn't afraid of snakes at all!

Immediately, Ji Han found a baby honey badger in his spatial storage. He didn't know when they had put it in his space, but that didn't matter. What mattered was that this black and white baby honey badger with its unruly eyes would become his one and only pet from this moment on!

An owl? What am I? Who am I? Where am I?

To avoid further upsetting those around him, Ji Han, despite liking the "Flathead" in his hand, followed Shi Shaoyu's advice and put it back in his spatial storage. After all, he could summon it from his spatial storage whenever he wanted.

After a quick wash, the two took out the textbooks they needed for the morning from their spatial storage, left the dormitory, and locked the door. The key point was to cast a reverse-opening spell on the door.

Although Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu acted quite out of place yesterday, they still followed the rules and appeared in the Slytherin common room with the other first-year students today, though the two groups still stood clearly separated.

Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu did not attend the Slytherin orientation meeting last night, so they didn't know anyone in the common room except for Malfoy and his two henchmen, whom they met on the train yesterday.

Well, even if you've read the original work, you can't match their names to their faces. Besides, in Ji Han's eyes, many of these Europeans look like they were all cut from the same mold.

After a senior student stood at the front and said a few words, she led the first-year students to the cafeteria on the first floor. Eating a good breakfast was a habit that Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu had developed over the years. They decisively abandoned the dry bread and boiled potatoes on the table and took out a familiar lunchbox from their rings.

That's right, it's the same meal box that Shi Shaoyu took onto the train yesterday. Yesterday, the meal box really did contain food in advance, and today it's mainly used to cover things up.

Shi Shaoyu placed the lunchbox on his lap and, using the wide sleeves of his uniform as cover, took out two bowls of millet porridge, two steamers of small steamed buns, two tender boiled eggs, and several small dishes of pickled vegetables from the so-called lunchbox.