Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Once you accept this premise, even the porcelain jar dangling in front of you seems to have been filtered and becomes adorable.

Su Li saw Wu Xie, who had just been a little nervous, suddenly burst into laughter as if he couldn't help it.

? ? ? ?

What has Little Innocent thought of this time?

"Cough cough cough..." Just as he came to his senses, he saw four pairs of eyes staring at him. Wu Xie quickly stopped the inappropriate thoughts in his mind.

"What are you looking at?" Wu Xie asked awkwardly.

Fatty Wang and Su Li turned their heads and chuckled, while A Ning, not wanting to join in, pursed her lips and stared straight ahead.

"Um... are we still going to join?" Zhang the Bald suddenly asked.

"Follow, why not? We've come this far, what are you still hesitating for? Today, I'm going to see which pit this little thing will lead us into."

Fatty Wang shouted as he picked up the air rifle in his hand... then looked at Wu Xie.

Wu Xie hesitated for a moment, then raised his gun and gave Wang Pangzi a questioning look.

Is this a way of asking me to lead the charge alongside him?

Fatty Wang shone his flashlight into the door chosen by the porcelain jar and swung the beam through the passageway.

“This bare stone path is obviously a trap, Little Innocent, it’s all up to you now.” Fatty Wang said, patting Wu Xie’s shoulder with one hand, looking like he was entrusting him with a heavy responsibility.

Following suit, Su Li patted his other shoulder. "Go, Little Innocent! The organization is rooting for you!!"

An innocent, dead fish face.

"What have you been looking at with Wang Meng these past few days?"

"That... the Second Battalion Commander and the Italian cannon." Su Li thought for a moment and nodded. "So cool!"

(This show only came out in 2005. The author just suddenly had a whim to be silly. Please ignore it if you don't like it, thank you!!)

Da Zhang Ge (the person behind the account): ...

It’s over.

broken.

Wu Xie was having a headache. He wondered if the guy would just take out a knife and slash him when he finally found him and returned the child.

Ugh……

With a sigh of weariness, Wu Xie resignedly walked ahead. The child was already in this state; there was no point in thinking too much. Let's get through this first.

Seeing Wuxie leading the way, the large porcelain jar diligently began to lead the way, filling the entire passageway with the crisp clinking sounds of the porcelain rolling.

It's a national treasure-level antique, and it's a shame that this little thing is using it like a tricycle.

Blue and white porcelain jar with a dragon motif: I should have told the craftsmen to smash it when it came out of the kiln...

The porcelain jar rolled nimbly through the passageway, but they couldn't.

The bottom of this passageway is made up of small, segmented stone slabs, which likely conceal powerful crossbow mechanisms.

While it cannot be ruled out that Wu Sansheng may have been to this place, and that the mechanism may have been triggered or destroyed by him.

But what if it doesn't? That would be more troublesome.

Wu Xie reminded them to watch their step, tightened his backpack, and took the lead.

The tomb passage mechanisms were all things that Grandpa mentioned most often in his notes. After all, not every tomb has blood corpses, forbidden women, or sea monkeys, but every tomb definitely has mechanisms.

So do you all understand the significance of Little Third Master encountering bizarre creatures in every tomb he enters?

My grandfather once mentioned in his notes that when dodging hidden weapons and traps in the tomb passage, it is best to move close to the wall and take advantage of the corner deviations where the mechanisms are not very precise to avoid risks.

However, the lamp grooves on both sides of the tomb passage, used to connect the lamp holders, are dark and ominous, and it's best not to do anything reckless in such an uncertain situation.

Wu Xie led the group in a line and slowly walked along the canal, reminding them to watch their step as they went.

It was clear that leading the way through the minefield was no easy task. After walking for a while, Wu Xie was already covered in sweat and his breathing became disordered.

The wetsuit became torture at this moment; sweat and heat couldn't escape, leaving only sweat dripping down my forehead like water.

Su Li, who was being pulled along by Wu Xie, noticed Wu Xie's sweaty palms and carefully began to cleanse them.

The coolness of the spell on his body and the sweat it carried away made Wu Xie sigh with relief.

What's wrong with a child who's so sweet and well-behaved, liking to learn strange and unusual things? Can't they have a little hobby?

"Click..."

The familiar sound of the mechanism turning suddenly entered Wu Xie's ears again...

Wu Xie swears, this is the sound he hates to hear the most, bar none!

Wu Xie turned around and saw that a stone slab at A Ning's feet was dented.

Before he could react, he suddenly noticed that the woman's expression showed no sign of panic, but rather a playful smile.

His mind was blank; before he could even understand the meaning of her smile, a whistling sound rang in his ears as arrows flew swiftly toward them.

Ah Ning showed no sign of panic. She calmly reached out and pulled Wu Xie in front of her, intending to use this shield to push forward.

Suddenly, she felt a tightness under her feet; several vines had bound her feet together, rendering her unable to move.

Su Li had been anticipating this trickery from her. Upon hearing the sound of the mechanism, she summoned vines from her hand and, just in case, added a freezing spell.

He then pulled Wu Xie back quickly to Wang Pangzi and Zhang Tuzi's side, during which they stepped on countless mechanism slabs, the sounds of the mechanisms under their feet almost filling the air.

As soon as the four of them got together, Su Li immediately made a hand seal and created a light green protective shield that enveloped them.

He even had time to add a small shield to Aning's head...

Shoot anywhere else you like, but don't wait until she logs off, lest you accidentally shoot her on the head. Even though it's a lotus head, what if she's just unlucky?

The barrage of arrows lasted for more than five minutes before gradually subsiding.

The passageway was no longer as empty and tidy as it had been before; arrows were now scattered everywhere.

After the protective shield was removed, a noticeable blank area appeared around them that didn't match their surroundings...

how to say……

It's like the circle that Sun Wukong drew for Tang Sanzang when he went out to beg for alms.

Once they were certain the danger of the stray arrows had passed, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang cautiously took two steps outside.

At this moment, Wu Xie finally remembered A Ning, the woman who had deliberately stepped on the trap and wanted to use her as a shield against lightning.

When Wuxie walked aggressively to Aning's side, ready to confront her...

Which hedgehog has those straight, bristly spines?

Is this how the story of "borrowing arrows with straw boats" originated?

That's definitely enough to borrow a lot!

Aning, frozen in place by Su Li, glared resentfully at Wu Xie, who was covering his mouth and laughing wildly, wishing she could kill him right now.

Except for her head, her body was covered in arrows, making her look like a hedgehog.

Fortunately, these arrows were specially made with lotus heads, which would split upon contact with the target, causing only a slight stinging sensation when they pierced the body.

But even the slightest damage can't withstand such a large quantity. Over five or six minutes, countless arrows struck her, probably at least eighty or a hundred.

Even though she had been trained since childhood and her endurance was much stronger than that of ordinary people, she was starting to feel the strain and was only holding on because of Su Li's immobilization spell.