Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Although this little coffin might not even be big enough to fit one of Fatty's arms, since his two friends had said so, he should still listen to them.

But Wang Pangzi was really unwilling to leave like that. His little eyes darted around, as if he was thinking of something again.

"Do you think... that little thing might have crawled into this porcelain jar?" Fatty Wang suddenly had a flash of inspiration, his eyes fixed on the large porcelain jar next to Su Li.

Wu Xie's heart skipped a beat; it really might be true.

"Right, right? I knew something was wrong as soon as I heard that noise. Such a big porcelain jar, you can't make that kind of noise without some strength. That little thing is definitely inside!"

Fatty Wang slapped his thigh, quite certain of his guess. "Just you wait, I'm definitely going to catch this little brat and spank him!!"

Wu Xie saw right through your expression. "I bet you're still eyeing that treasure she's wearing."

Just then, the large porcelain jar next to Su Li seemed to be startled and suddenly overturned to the ground with a clatter. Wu Xie and Fatty Wang both looked at Su Li sitting next to the porcelain jar.

Zuli looked back. What?

He showed no remorse for doing anything wrong.

So the porcelain jar tipped over by itself?

So the little thing is really inside?

Wu Xie: Fatty really guessed right!

Fatty Wang: I'm incredibly smart!

Aning:......

Baldy Zhang: ...

Everyone fell silent, staring nervously at the jar.

. . .

A minute passed, and there was no sound.

"Is it possible that it just wasn't standing properly and that's why it fell down..."

Before Wu Xie could finish speaking, the jar moved...

Wu Xie: Is this little thing targeting me, waiting to embarrass me?

The porcelain jar wobbled and rolled a few times, as if it were getting a feel for it. After it became more and more skilled at rolling, it actually started rolling towards Wuxie and Fatty Wang.

The "gurgling" sound even carried a hint of joy.

"Holy crap! Run, Tianzhen! That little zongzi has taken a liking to you!" Fatty Wang yelled, grabbing Wuxie and running away.

"Bullshit! You were the one who wanted to spank the child and angered him," Wu Xie retorted as he ran after Fatty Wang.

Su Li felt that Wu Xie was right; the little thing was probably holding a grudge.

The three of them just stood there watching Wu Xie and Fatty Wang being chased around the tomb chamber like madmen by the wildly rolling porcelain jars, as if they were being chased by dogs.

The porcelain jars that passed by several times did not react to the three bystanders, remaining fixated on the two in front of them.

After running seven or eight laps in a row, Wu Xie couldn't keep going any longer.

She plopped down on the ground like she was giving up. "No, no, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to throw up if I keep running."

Nobody told him that tomb raiding requires a physical fitness test. It feels like a thousand meters of deadly running is relentlessly hammering at his head. I'm not going to talk about it anymore, I want to die...

Wang Pangzi, who was originally dragging Wu Xie along and running wildly, was pulled down by Wu Xie and fell to the ground, panting even more heavily than Wu Xie. After all, given his size, running was already a burden for him.

Strangely, the porcelain jar that had been frantically rolling and chasing them actually stopped for a moment when the two of them lay down and gave up.

The jar rolled slowly toward Wu Xie and nudged his hand.

Wu Xie turned his head weakly and glanced around, then called out feebly, "Ah Li, help me!"

Ali was too busy watching the excitement to have time...

The porcelain jar rolled backward after he shouted, then moved next to Fatty Wang and bumped into him.

When Fatty Wang turned his head, the porcelain jar rolled a few steps in the opposite direction, and then stopped, probably because it saw that there was no movement behind it.

Su Li's eyes lit up at the cuteness; these little rice dumplings in the jar are just too adorable! She wants to keep them as pets!

"It, it, is it provoking me..." Fatty Wang was furious at the porcelain jar's perplexing behavior and gave it a disdainful look.

"Is it possible that the child is just playing a game of tag with you two?" Su Li asked herself.

It's obvious, I've caught you, now it's your turn to catch me.

"He fled, he was pursued, but he couldn't escape even with wings?" Wu Xie said quietly.

Fatty Wang gave a thumbs up. "Naive, you're something else."

Seeing that the contents of the porcelain jar seemed harmless, Ah Ning relaxed her guard a bit. Thinking of her mission, she couldn't help but urge them on.

"We're not here to play with children. We don't know how long the air quality in this tomb will last. Let's get to the main burial chamber quickly and not waste time here. Let's finish this quickly."

Especially those two running around like crazy just now, they were practically huge oxygen consumers.

Of the five people, two had a great time, while the other two were just watching the fun. Ah Ning felt that her boss, who had paid a hefty commission to hire them, was a huge traitor.

That money was truly wasted.

Since the employer had spoken, the group had to give him some face. Fatty Wang told them to get ready to get down to business.

The little creatures in the jar seemed to realize that they no longer wanted to play with them, and shook themselves a few times in disappointment.

It rolled around a few times in front of them, wobbling, and then stopped as if giving up when it saw that its two playmates really didn't want to move anymore.

Wang Pangzi and Wu Xie exchanged a glance. Wang Pangzi sat up and headed in the opposite direction of the jar.

Unexpectedly, the jar was quite agile, rolling rapidly towards the stone gate of the passageway ahead.

The large porcelain jar stopped when it hit the door frame with a clang.

"What? You're not letting us leave?" Fatty Wang saw that the jar completely blocked the only exit, making it seem like they were going to keep them all here.

"Don't waste time, move it away," Aning said decisively.

Fatty Wang took two steps back, showing his refusal with his actions. Was this something he could just casually do?

Without them having to lift a finger, as soon as they saw the large porcelain jar following, it began to roll upwards on its own, tumbling into the dark tomb passage without any hindrance.

"What happened to it? It ran away?" Wu Xie was a little confused. Didn't it just stop them from leaving? How come it ran away on its own now?

The sound of the rolling porcelain jar beside my ear never stopped.

They listened as the sound of the rolling porcelain drifted further and further away, until they realized it had hit something. Then, with a crisp "clang," it stopped.

The group exchanged glances, nodded, and cautiously followed them inside.

The tomb passage was very dark. When the group shone their powerful flashlights inside, a passage paved with white marble bricks appeared before them.

The tomb passage was constructed in a very simple manner, without any superfluous decorations. Only a lamp holder was placed every meter on both sides, connected by two lamp grooves extending from both sides.

The white marble brick tomb passage leads straight ahead and disappears into a jade gate. On the left and right sides of this jade gate, there are also two slightly smaller gates on the tomb walls.

All three doors looked like they had already been used, as they were all open at the moment.

At this moment, the large porcelain jar that had been speeding along came to a stop in front of the small door on the left, and stopped moving.

The group stopped not far from the porcelain jar. Seeing that the group had no intention of approaching, the porcelain jar began to move slightly again.

Wu Xie felt a strange atmosphere welling up in his heart.

The way this porcelain jar is moving makes it seem like it's leading the way for them.

He even hallucinated a chibi-style little dumpling holding a travel agency flag, standing at the entrance of the scenic area shouting: "Tourists behind, please don't linger in the passage, hurry up and catch up..."