Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Wu Xie was speechless again. You say his acting skills are superb... Pshaw, I can't say it. You say he has no acting skills? He can control himself perfectly.

Wow... that kid is amazing.

"So what are you going to do now? The guy is gone, and what about the guy in sunglasses who brought you here?"

"I went home," Su Li said innocently.

I'm so tired of this. Aren't any of the parents of these kids reliable? Are they just going to leave their kids to play in the deep mountains and forests?

Well, there's someone reliable, working hard at home approving documents, looking every bit the part of a student.

"You remember the way home, right?" Wu Xie asked expectantly.

"I don't remember," Su Li shook her head.

"address?"

"Can not remember."

"Damn it, they just want to get rid of you!!"

Su Li nodded. "Blind Brother Zhang, you can rest assured that you'll take the blame for this. After all, it was Hua Hua who arranged it."

Wu Xie was furious. "Come on, let's go down the mountain. I'll take you to the police station."

After saying that, he took Su Li's hand and left.

"Um, are you... sure you want to go to... the police station?" Is this naive little comrade really that brave?

Damn, after being a law-abiding citizen for over twenty years, I've forgotten I'm now an apprentice tomb raider...

"So what do we do now?" Wu Xie looked at his third uncle.

Wu Sansheng looked at the little brat in front of him who clearly wanted to cling to Wuxie, and he also had a bit of a headache.

Ignoring it is definitely not an option; the subsequent plans will require Zhang Qiling's cooperation.

Guan Ba, that little brat, clearly doesn't like me and wants to stay by Wu Xie's side. I wonder if this uncertain factor will affect my plans.

"Let me go home with you," Su Li said matter-of-factly, and stuffed a palm-sized, golden, adorable little puppy into the puppy's hand.

Hmm, it looks much cuter than the gold bricks. Huahua has a better sense of aesthetics.

Wu Xie's hands trembled as he clutched the golden object. "This, this, this..."

"Gold smashed." Su Li replied.

"I know..." Wu Xie choked for a moment. "Give, give it to me?"

"Okay." Su Li nodded, then casually stuffed a golden pig into Fatty Wang's hand.

"Fatty got one too!" Fatty Wang didn't expect to get one too. Although Wu Sansheng promised that he would get a share of what he had sold, how could something he hadn't gotten his hands on compare to the heavy gold he was holding in his hands!

Su Li smiled. "It's a little something for you, Fatty. Remember to pay me back the two thousand five hundred you owe me when you get back."

Fatty Wang: ...

The child casually pulled out a gold ornament and gave it to him, then turned around and asked him for the two thousand five hundred yuan debt.

Su Li: Hmm, the gift has nothing to do with the debt, no problem.

Then Panzi also received a gold pistol-shaped piece, which made him feel extremely flattered, especially since he had just been rude to the other person.

Wu Sansheng naturally raised his hand, eager to see what shape his piece would be...

The old fox didn't receive his share of gold, and the little devil ignored him, stuffing a fox-shaped one into Wu Xie's hand and saying with a smile that it was for lodging.

Wu Sansheng racked his brains but couldn't figure out what he had done to offend this brat, why he was so disliked by him.

Wu Xie was also curious about why Su Li disliked his third uncle so much, but he didn't ask. Instead, he proudly waved the two heavy gold nuggets in his hand at his third uncle, his boasting was all too obvious.

Wu Sansheng rolled his eyes in anger, turned around, and led the way down the mountain.

Su Li skipped and hopped along behind the group, replying to text messages on her phone at lightning speed.

If Wu Sansheng and the others saw the contents of these text messages right now, they would probably faint.

Blind Man: "We've already met up with Lao Qin. How's Xiao Ali doing?"

Su Li: "I've met up with Brother Zhang too! Hehe!"

The blind man said, "The mute guy has come down. All he does all day is show off his muscles by going shirtless."

Su Li: "The seal is complete. The officials can now enter."

The blind man said, "Alright, go have some fun. The blind man and Flower Grandpa will come to pick you up in a while."

Su Li: "Yeah."

……

After replying to the text message, Su Li put her phone away with satisfaction.

When the group returned to the village guesthouse, the moon was already high in the sky.

Exhausted and sleepy, Wu Xie entered the courtyard and found that Su Li and the others' car was still parked there. He immediately perked up.

"Ah Li, Ah Li, is that your car? The guy in sunglasses didn't leave... What's this?"

A bunch of car keys was shoved in front of Wu Xie, accompanied by a smiley face from Su Li. "Car keys, what did you just say?"

"Sigh~ It's nothing." Wu Xie sighed wearily. Was he really going to switch from being an apprentice tomb raider to an apprentice human trafficker?

Looking at the innocent face of the child in front of me... well, in my mind, I pictured a child happily tying up a blood-soaked corpse...

"Go wash up and rest. Tomorrow you'll come back to Hangzhou with me, and I'll try to find you some family."

Su Li nodded, and before returning to her room, she cast a cleaning spell on Wu Xie to remove the earthy and stench of corpses from his body.

The next day, exhausted, they all slept until noon, and Fatty Wang went back to Beijing first.

Wu Xie, under the suspicious gaze of the landlady as if she were looking at a child trafficker, drove back to Hangzhou with Su Li in the car that Hei Xiazi had left for them.

Wu Xie suspected that if Su Li hadn't repeatedly assured him that there was no problem and that it was entrusted by the parents, the landlady would have called the police and sent them to jail.

Wu Xie sat in the comfortable back seat with Su Li, feeling a completely different sense of ease compared to the eighty-one tribulations they had faced on their way there. Once again, she couldn't help but shed tears of envy.

Waaaaah, why am I so miserable!

Puppy crying.jpg

Su Li looked at the text message she had just received and smiled, her eyes crinkling.

Blind Man: "Holy crap, Little Ali, why is this tomb so clean? Where's the Blood Corpse? Where's the Nine-Headed Hydra Cypress? Where's the security captain of the 'Woof Woof's Home'? (The Blue-Eyed Fox Corpse was originally brought back to the base by the Woof family later as a security line for the computing system, jokingly called the security captain. I forgot if this part exists; if not, consider it my own interpretation.)"

Su Li: "I sold you out!" (smug face)

Black Bear: ? ? ? ? ?

Since none of the people in the car had any serious injuries, Wu Sansheng decided not to stop and drove straight back.

a few days later.

After dropping Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi off at his home, Wu Xie drove his beloved SUV to the entrance of his Wu Shan Ju residence, next to his old Jinbei van.

Um... the contrast is a bit stark.

Wang Meng, who happened to be taking out the trash, thought that the idle antique shop had a big customer, but when the car stopped, it was his own boss who got out.

Shocking Wang Mengmeng for a whole year!

Is this still the same boss who can't even pay salaries or utility bills?

Look at this luxury car, look at this equipment, look at this kid...

and many more……

A child?

Holy shit! !

"boss!"

A loud shout startled Wu Xie and Su Li, who had just gotten off the bus.

"Wang Meng, what are you yelling about?" Wu Xie cursed.

"Boss, when did you have a baby? Does Third Master know? Does Grandma know? Where's the mother? Boss, you finally don't have to go on blind dates anymore!!!"

Innocent: (?3?0_?3?0|||)

苏黎：(?0?8?6?1?6?5?6?1?0?8)?1?7????

Wu Xie slapped Wang Meng on the back of the head, his anger rising. "Can't you use your brain? Look how old he is! My child? Did I give birth to him when I was ten?"

The initially agitated Wang Meng instantly calmed down. "Yeah, the kid's a bit too old for a small business owner..."

disappointment……