Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

"Beep beep, the 'Seven Star Lu Palace' storyline has been completed, 5000 points!"

"Ding ding, congratulations host for successfully completing the main storyline 'Seven Star Lu Palace', and receiving a World Consciousness reward of World Origin *2."

The familiar feeling of the power nourishing my soul returned, and my soul repair increased by 1 again! So comfortable!

Give a thumbs up to myself and my awesome friends!

"Congratulations, host, you have received a Spirit Vein Fragment*1, a new Dharma Robe*6, a Water-Repelling Bead*6, and various spiritual fruits as a reward from Venerable Yunqing of the cultivation world..."

The system froze for a moment.

"One storage bag containing various spiritual fruits..."

Oh ho, Master is here to bring warmth again!

Happy!

System: Living father, living father, they're all living fathers!!!

Look at the energy bar, it's full! Time to video call Master!

"Little, Little Brother, Ah Li, you, you..." Wu Xie, who had finally climbed up, grabbed Zhang Qiling's shoulder with one hand and gasped for breath, pointing at Su Li with the other.

Okay, not now.

But this didn't dampen Su Li's good mood; she flashed a big smile. "Am I awesome?"

Wu Xie almost rolled his eyes at himself, but still gave himself a thumbs up out of politeness, and then entered a state of near-death after the physical test.

It feels like running five kilometers until you're exhausted, only to watch your classmate drive past you in a car and then leisurely wait for you at the finish line.

"Ouch, ouch, I'm exhausted." Fatty Wang rolled over one last time and lay on the ground, not wanting to move.

Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi, these two veteran underground workers, felt great; they were clearly in excellent physical condition.

Fatty Wang: Click on me, who isn't a veteran?

Wu Sansheng went straight to a bush and dragged out two buckets of gasoline that he had hidden there sometime earlier.

I opened it and was about to pour it down.

"Third Uncle, what are you doing???" Wu Xie shouted in surprise, dragging his heavy body to his feet again, and rushed to Wu Sansheng's side to stop him.

"Wu Xie, get out of the way. If we don't burn this place down, these corpse beetles will escape and we're doomed." Wu Sansheng watched as the corpse beetles below began to crawl up in scattered numbers. Although he felt that the number didn't match the surging numbers below, he didn't care and picked up the oil drum again.

Panzi, who was standing nearby, also picked up another bucket.

Zurich at this moment...

Silently, she took out the latest phone Hua Hua had bought for her, silently turned on the camera mode, silently squatted down in front of Wu Sansheng, and silently pointed the camera at him...

The air... suddenly fell silent.

"What are you doing, kid?" Panzi roared and was about to attack.

Tomb raiders have always been very wary of this kind of thing, but this kid actually brazenly patted Third Master on the shoulder.

Su Li waved her phone and gave a sweet smile.

"Setting fire to the mountain will land you in jail for life, honey ^3^. Don't worry, I've studied it, I guarantee I'll make sure you get a really cool shot!"

"Hey hey hey!!!! Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, Ah Li is still young and doesn't know any better, don't hit her!" Fatty Wang saw Pan Zi's ferocious appearance and hurriedly stepped in front of Su Li.

Wu Sansheng frowned as he looked at Su Li. This little brat was really annoying beyond words, but considering his relationship with Nanxia and Beiya, he had to be patient.

"Young man, get out of the way! We have to burn this place down, otherwise these corpse beetles will escape and wreak havoc on the village!"

"Just seal this place off."

Wu Sansheng was so angry at the child that he almost laughed. He put down the oil drum in his hand and pointed to the big pit in front of him.

"This place is so big, how do you seal it off? Show me how you seal it off."

"What if I seal it?" Su Li asked, putting her phone in her pocket and putting her hands on her hips.

Panzi scoffed disdainfully. "If you can get the title, I'll call you 'Master' from now on."

Su Li turned to look at Wu Sansheng. "And you?"

Wu Sansheng was speechless at the quick-witted Pan Zi. An old hand like him never spoke definitively, and now, after being put on such a standoff by Pan Zi, he didn't know how to respond.

Fortunately, the old fox had a thick skin and managed to force a smile. "Why don't you give it a try, young man?"

Even Wu Xie was stunned by his third uncle's shamelessness and wanted to give him a thumbs up.

Su Li was too lazy to argue with Wu Sansheng; the old man's good fortune was yet to come.

"Move aside." A smug little expression was on her tender face, so cute that the chubby guy wanted to pinch her cheeks.

Su Li stood at the edge of the pit, making a hand seal with one hand. It seemed as if an invisible wind was surging around her, blowing Su Li's long hair.

Several points of light appeared at the edge of the pit, and as the points of light connected, the pit, which was not small to begin with, began to shrink inward under the watchful eyes of the group.

The surrounding land spread inwards, and in a short while, only a flat piece of land remained in front of them, with no trace of the deep pit.

As the ground closed in an instant, with a thought, the nine-headed cypress tree that had been there for thousands of years disappeared without a trace, its whereabouts unknown, having been sold by the system.

The four people behind him all looked utterly astonished, their sense of awe for Su Li's abilities growing even stronger.

"Fatty, I'm living in a materialistic world, right? This kid's actions are so unmaterialistic!!"

"I say, naive. After what you've been through today, how can you still make such statements as a believer in materialism?" Fatty Wang patted Wu Xie on the shoulder and sighed.

"Little Ali is just too amazing. Can't I really become her apprentice?"

"Don't even think about it. Ah Li is still so young. Even if he were willing to take on a disciple as old as you, the young master wouldn't agree... Wait! Where's the young master?"

As Wu Xie was chatting, she suddenly realized something was wrong.

No, where is the person? Where is that big, living person standing right here?

Wu Sansheng looked around calmly. "He probably went down the mountain on his own. Don't worry, this guy has always been elusive."

"What do you mean, 'Don't worry'!" Wu Xie pointed at Su Li, who was looking at him with a blank expression.

"He just ran away like that, abandoning his child!" How could he be so heartless? He remembered to go home, yet he abandoned his child?

Su Li tilted her head and said, "That's right, the guardian is missing. Now we can pin this on Wu Xiaogou."

Wu Sansheng: ...

The old fox was truly speechless.

"Aren't you worried, Ali? Your brother is missing!" Wu Xie was confused and shocked.

Su Li thought about it carefully, how did the blind man perform again?

"Ahem..." He's putting on airs.

Wu Xie saw the child in front of him suddenly take out a small handkerchief from his pocket, cover half of his face, and lean against Wu Xie.

"Waaaaah, Ah Li has been abandoned by her brother, what will happen to Wu Xie...?"

Innocent: ...

I really want to change my name to Speechless. What kind of people does this little brat usually hang out with? What kind of weird things does he see?

Fatty Wang was laughing so hard his belly was twitching, he could practically do a belly dance. Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi's mouths twitched, their faces contorted in a half-laughing, half-smiling expression.

"Forget it, you're giving me a headache." Wu Xie rubbed his forehead.

"Okay." Su Li immediately put away her little handkerchief and stood up straight, as if the little thing that had been whimpering just now was just an illusion for everyone present.