Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Gu Lin'an secured a triple kill and took down the Shadow Tyrant. His teammates had already pushed down the top lane high ground, and with the Tyrant buff, Gu Lin'an was ready to finish the game in one fell swoop.

Mo Zi Ge was tricked by Gu Lin'an and wouldn't cooperate with him at all, fighting on his own.

Now Gu Lin'an doesn't need Mo Zi Ge's cooperation anymore.

He now has 10,000 gold, while the opponent's highest is only 7,000. A squishy character like Yi Xing can be killed in three hits.

He stood upright on the crystal wall, and when he encountered the opposing archer, he threw two darts, leaving him with very low health.

Then, use the second skill to fly to the enemy's crystal, land, use a ultimate skill to kill, and turn around gracefully.

His teammates had already pushed the minion wave to the enemy's crystal, and Gu Lin'an was blocking the enemy's fountain alone. Anyone who dared to come out would be met with his fiercest attack.

[Another massacre! It seems like they've been on a winning streak since yesterday. Is Long Night cheating?]

Whoever you are, get off Changye right now!

Not even worth a single hair of my brother's.

Is it so hard for you fairies to admit that someone else is better?

[I've never seen your brother play the door so smoothly.]

[Hilarious! What kind of game is this? My brother wouldn't even bother playing low-elo games.]

Gu Lin'an was secretly pleased to see the argument erupting in the live stream.

Let them argue; the louder they argue, the more money they'll get later.

On the surface, Gu Lin pretended to be flustered.

"Stop arguing. You're all family. There's no need to fight."

"Stop trying to make yourself look good, you don't deserve it."

Gu Lin'an chuckled and said, "Family, I'm going to play a PK match in a bit. I'll go to the bathroom first, and we'll continue in five minutes."

After finishing speaking, Gu Lin'an turned off the camera and microphone.

He went to the bedroom, took out the dog bowl, and filled it with dog food.

As soon as Charlie saw that dinner was served, he scurried over to Gu Lin'an.

How could Gu Lin'an possibly let Charlie eat it now?

He grabbed the scruff of its neck with his big hand and said, "I've raised a dog for a thousand days, but I'll use it for one. Don't let me down later."

Gu Lin'an carried the dog bowl in one hand and Charlie in the other, walking towards the pre-prepared camera.

After arranging everything, Gu Lin'an returned to his seat.

"My family, I'm back! I'm sure you've all been waiting for me."

“We’ll connect right away,” Gu Lin’an said.

After clicking on the musical note live chat program, Gu Lin'an soon saw a dog face on his screen, munching on dog food.

The title reads, "Invincible in PK, if you lose, call me godmother."

"What's going on? A dog can be live-streaming?"

"And this title, it's just too arrogant," Gu Lin'an said, feigning suspicion.

[Haha, my first time doing a live stream on Changye, I ended up connecting with a dog! It cracked me up.]

[It really is true that birds of a feather flock together; isn't it normal for a long-time dog to be matched with another dog?]

……

"Forget it, why would I fight a dog? Even if I win, it'll think I'm bullying it," Gu Lin'an said disdainfully.

No, no, no, this dog.

That's right, it's this dog. The loser has to call her godmother.

"Sisters, please have mercy on me. Even a dog won't bark. Isn't this making things difficult for the child?" Gu Lin'an shook her head.

How do you know you're sure you'll win?

"Just kidding, I don't believe this dog can win!" Gu Lin pretended to be impulsive and pressed the PK button.

"Come on, family members, lend a hand."

[Hilarious! You really think we'd send you gifts? We wouldn't even send gifts to a dog.]

[Get ready to call her godmother.]

As the PK began, the number of viewers in Gu Lin'an's live stream visibly declined, slowly dropping from over 100,000 to 20,000.

"Damn, so many haters?" Gu Lin'an clicked his tongue. The remaining 20,000 people were just watching for fun.

"No, don't go! Give me some money!"

"Aren't we the Long Family Army?" Gu Lin'an said, feigning panic.

On the live stream screen, the blue energy bar grew rapidly. Although people in Gu Lin'an's live stream were also sending gifts, they were no match for those little fairies.

The blue energy bar quickly crossed the dividing line.

"No, am I really going to lose to a dog?"

Haha, seeing how miserable Changye looks makes me so happy.

[You dare mess with my brother? Let me show you the unity of the Long family army! Sisters, keep charging!]

Gu Lin'an covered his face with his hands, appearing dejected on the outside, but in reality, he was afraid he would burst out laughing.

Both accounts belong to me; no matter who I use them for, they'll end up in my own pocket anyway.

He thought to himself, "These young ladies are really rich."

Ten minutes later, the PK ended, and Gu Lin'an lost as expected.

Call her godmother.

[That's right, call her godmother. You're not trying to back out, are you?]

Gu Lin'an's face was extremely ugly, and he slammed his right hand hard on the table. "I never thought I would lose to a dog. It's a disgrace."

“I, Gu Lin’an, am a man of my word, how could I possibly renege on my promise?”

Gu Lin'an looked at the camera, opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a single word for a long time.

"Speak up, weren't you always so talkative? Now you've become mute."

Gu Lin'an's silence excited the fairies even more, as they believed they finally had a chance to punish Gu Lin'an and avenge Qinglong.

"God...mother." Gu Lin'an stammered out the two words indistinctly.

What did you say? I can't hear you, speak louder!

“I mean, godmother!” Gu Lin’an shouted.

Oh, my son is such a good boy.

"Sweetie, apologize to your Azure Dragon father, and we'll let this matter drop."

[I haven't heard enough of saying it again.]

Even those watching the live stream for entertainment were shocked.

Holy crap, you're serious?

I'm not envious at all seeing this guy making money; sometimes I even give him a thumbs up.

Just then, Gu Lin'an suddenly said, "Godmother, the grave you wanted has been bought, but unfortunately we were a little late, and there was only one left."

“The place is a bit small, but I have an idea. We can bury you and your godfather standing up, only halfway down, so we can save money on coffins and tombstones.”

"Aren't you right?"

Fairy: ?

[Damn it, you born thing, die!]

Haha, Long Night, I'm jealous of your talent.

【How difficult is it? 】

[Does the streamer accept apprentices? I'd like to learn from you.]

[Those of you watching the live stream for fun, come on, line up and laugh.]

After Gu Lin'an finished speaking, he immediately ended the broadcast.

It wasn't that he was afraid of the fairies' verbal and written punishment, but rather that Charlie was about to run out of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).

He was afraid that after Charlie finished eating, it would jump into his arms, lick its face, and ask him for more food, which would give him away if the viewers in the live stream saw it.

Thinking of this, Gu Lin'an stroked his chin. If he really exposed himself, would he be able to provoke the little fairy's anger?

Gu Lin'an thought they would all go crazy if they knew that the gifts he spent on the dog ended up in his pocket.

After thinking about it for a while, I felt that this was feasible, but the timing was wrong.

He'll reveal the truth when he stops livestreaming and has harvested enough money from his followers.

"Sigh, there aren't many kind people like me anymore," Gu Lin'an sighed.