Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Gu Lin'an frantically clicked on Mo Zi Ge's profile picture.

Mozi said into his microphone: "You're kidding me. I'm going to win this game, don't you know that?"

"What is this thing? It's just a tiny bird, barely a tiny bit. Who in the family would understand?"

[Holy crap, this is the Demon Prince! He's a complete traitor!]

[This is what it means to be born! A long night isn't enough, you still have to practice, haha.]

The main problem is that their major doesn't match their job requirements.

Gu Lin'an: ?

"Fine, fine, so you want to play this game? If you're ruthless, don't blame me for being ruthless too," Gu Lin'an sneered.

So he turned on the all-chat and typed: "Our top laner is Demon Bro, where is the Demon Hunter Army!"

As soon as the news came out, the other side responded enthusiastically.

"Chen is here!"

"So it's the Demon Prince! No wonder he's playing Cheng Yaojin. In this round, your humble servant is willing to uphold justice and target him fiercely!"

"So you're called Demon Prince? I've heard you're pretty arrogant."

Gu Lin'an typed back: "It's no use talking to him about this. He jumped off a building, so he's not quite right in the head."

"He thinks he's all smart, brothers, beat him up!"

The opposing mid laner stopped farming and ran towards the top lane, pulling up his pants.

Five people gathered in the bottom lane in an instant.

Yi Xing seized the opportunity and used Flash to unleash his second skill, controlling Mo Zi Ge.

Sang Qi used a flash attack to control the enemy again, and Da Mo followed up with damage.

Cheng Yaojin is in a weak period before level four, and because he needs to control his health, he can be easily focused down and killed.

After killing Brother Demon, the three of them circled around his corpse, while Gu Lin'an watched from the bushes.

"Brother Demon, fly far away, the stars will always follow you," Yi Xing typed.

[From Madman Bro's rage, Hero Skill +0.1]

"Is the jungler crazy? You just stood there watching?" Mo Zi Ge completely lost his temper. If Gu Lin'an hadn't leaked the information, he wouldn't have been targeted.

"Sorry, I didn't reach level four just now, and I was thinking of taking your minion wave alone," Gu Lin'an said.

[From Madman Bro...]

[Thinking of soloing the lane? Listen to whether the streamer is even speaking human language.]

The streamer's main strength is sincerity; such people are rare these days.

The show was incredibly entertaining.

Mozi said, "Before level four, junglers don't differentiate between gold and experience when farming lanes, don't you know that?"

Gu Lin'an said quietly, "I'm the kind of person who likes to eat alone."

Demon Brother: ...

Gu Lin'an happily farmed a wave of minions, then planned to look for an opportunity to gank.

The enemy mid-laner Yi Xing was constantly camping in the top lane, leaving the mid-lane unattended.

Therefore, Gu Lin'an guessed that the opposing jungler or top laner would come over.

Sure enough, Ma Chao arrived with his spear, and Gu Lin'an hurriedly called to his teammates.

In the early game, Fei's damage is very low, so he needs the help of his teammates to get kills.

Gu Lin'an used his first skill to knock Ma Chao into the air, and our mid-laner Daji used her second skill to control him.

He kept throwing darts at Ma Chao, then followed up with a powerful attack to finish him off.

Fei killed Ma Chao.

Before Gu Lin'an could be smug for long, the opposing jungler, Miyamoto, arrived.

With a powerful move, Gu Lin'an was controlled, and the cold light of the blade in his hand flashed as his health instantly dropped.

Gu Lin'an still had one of his second skills left, so he quickly put it on the wall.

Then, he used his first skill to get off the wall. At that moment, the direction and angle of Gu Lin'an's first skill shifted to the side.

He ran into a wall.

"Oops, I messed up, I hit the wall!" Gu Lin'an shouted.

No one expected Gu Lin'an to run into a wall, including Miyamoto.

This small mistake led Miyamoto Musashi to misjudge the situation and take the opposite position from Gu Lin'an, who miraculously survived.

[Damn, this scene of hitting the wall looks familiar.]

Is this a reenactment of a scene from the Long Night?

[Please spare Qinglong, he's probably been sneezing every day these past few days, thinking someone's thinking about him.]

Gu Lin'an coughed lightly, "This was really an accident. Perhaps the Azure Dragon protected me from the shadows and allowed me to escape this calamity."

"I always said that Qinglong and I are true love."

"Qinglong hits a wall while playing with the Touhou Project, and I also hit a wall while playing with the Touhou Project. So, I am equal to Qinglong, and his fans are equal to my fans."

"Isn't that right, the Long Family Army!"

[You're shameless, Ma.]

[I couldn't hold it in anymore! My wife and I just had a fight, and now I'm watching Changye's live stream and laughing like a pig. My wife slapped me twice.]

The barrage of comments continued unabated. Gu Lin'an glanced at the number of viewers casually and was surprised to find that it had reached 100,000!

While Gu Lin'an was having a great time, Mo Zi was living an inhuman life.

The three players in the bottom lane have been blocking his lane and constantly taunting him, which is why he hasn't reached level four yet.

"All you do when you're jungling is farm the jungle. Don't you know how to help others? If you're this bad at the game, you shouldn't be playing."

Gu Lin'an raised an eyebrow and typed: "Listen up, enemy jungler, my brother Mozi said, all you do is farm the jungle, don't you know how to come help in the bottom lane? If you're this bad at the game, you shouldn't be playing anymore."

Demon Brother: ?

Upon hearing this, the opposing jungler immediately turned red and typed "Okay, okay."

Brother Mozi was almost in tears when he typed, "Brother, listen to me, it's all a misunderstanding."

"No, no, no, this is something you would do. I matched with you before, and you were just like that, bad at the game and always yelling."

With Brother Mozi drawing fire, Gu Lin'an's side was developing happily.

The main target was the top lane, which eventually angered the opposing marksman so much that he also ran to the top lane. In other words, it was a five-man team fighting against one person.

"Keep it up, Mozi! We've cleared the level!" Gu Lin'an exclaimed.

Demon Brother: "I @￥%"

He wanted to switch lanes, but wherever he went, the other five players went too. Looking at his 0-5-0 score, he felt like giving up.

Gu Lin'an cleared out a wave of jungle camps and, seeing that his equipment was complete, decided to gank someone.

Mozi was tanking damage in front, and Gu Lin'an was waiting for the opponent to run out of skills so he could use normal attacks to wear them down. The next second, he jumped off the wall.

The first skill knocks up two people, and the ultimate skill plus the execute skill directly takes down the enemy marksman and mid laner.

Then use the second skill to jump onto the wall and continuously whittle down the opponent's health.

The opponent had no crowd control skills and was frantically spinning around on the wall, but couldn't catch Gu Lin'an's clothes.

"Brother Mozi, you tank the tower and leave the top laner alone. Here, take this head." Gu Lin'an reminded him when he saw that the enemy Kuang Tie was planning to escape.

"It's a deal." If Brother Mo's record gets reported, getting a kill might reduce the chances.

Gritting his teeth, Gu Lin'an used his first skill to slow down Kuang Tie, then jumped over the wall to coordinate the attack.

Kuang Tie's health was about to drop to zero, and Mo Zi Ge was on guard, holding onto his second skill tightly.

Seeing that Gu Lin'an had used all his skills and really had no intention of stealing kills, Mo Zi Ge pressed his second skill.

Just then, a beam of light fell from the sky—it was punishment!

Then I heard the system announcement.

Fei killed Kuang Tie.

[From the Demon King's rage, hand speed +0.1]

"Didn't you say this head was for me?!" Brother Mo roared.

Gu Lin'an clicked his tongue and said, "Isn't this because I was afraid your system report wouldn't be successful?"

"Ugh, I'm so angry, let's surrender." Wanyan Mozi pressed the surrender button.

But it was no use. The teammates knew that a pro player was carrying them to victory, so why would they surrender so easily?

The word "birth" appeared on the live broadcast screen as frequently as a Gatling gun.

Gu Lin'an licked his slightly dry lips and asked, "How was the streamer's move?"

"Isn't it silky smooth?"

"What, you want to ask why the streamer can make such smooth plays?"

"Then you've come to the right person. To achieve such smooth gameplay, I can't do without my new phone."

"I used my old phone for a long time and it became very slow, so I took it to a recycling center. When recycling digital products, you must find a reliable platform. I recommend QuanQuan."

"QuanQuan is a reliable second-hand platform. If you want to sell your phone, QuanQuan is the place to go," Gu Lin'an said, raising an eyebrow.

Damn it, who asked you?

【born!】