Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Gu Lin'an switched perspectives and found that the top laner had lost the 2v2 fight and was killed by Mi Yue and Lu Ban.

"I made a mistake. I didn't expect the enemy support to be there too. Baby, the Yao you picked isn't very useful in the early game."

"Didn't you tell me to choose?"

Gu Lin'an chimed in, "That's right, that's right. You made your sister choose it, so why should she take the blame for your death?"

[Allian's rage level increased by 0.1.]

Gu Lin'an was taken aback. He got angry already?

Allen said, "You just keep playing. My baby hasn't said anything, so why are you saying this?"

Upon hearing this, Gu Lin'an said weakly, "Actually, just because a girl doesn't say it doesn't mean she doesn't mind. Maybe she's just a little embarrassed."

"What a considerate older sister."

"Those who understand her need no explanation, and those who don't can't be taught. She has a wonderful personality and I'd like to talk to her."

"You should cherish your sister. If you treat her badly, I'll take her away when I grow up."

An eerie silence fell over the wheat field.

Holy crap, when did Long Night become a Tier 0 patch?

[She's got a knack for being sarcastic and sarcastic; a real green tea bitch.]

As expected of the Long Night.

As Gu Lin'an spoke, his hands were still busy. He gave Yi Nuo a false vision and retreated into the bushes.

He bet that the opposing Luban No. 7 wanted to greedily farm the second-tier lane.

Yi Nuo naturally wanted to take this wave of minions, but he still moved forward cautiously, pressing Flash in the air. If things went wrong, he would run away immediately.

Gu Lin'an gave a cold laugh. "Bye."

He quickly unleashed a combo attack and appeared next to Lu Dan in the next second. Yi Nuo reacted quickly enough and immediately pressed Flash.

However, Gu Lin'an was faster, his second skill hitting Yi Nuo and securing the kill.

"Sister, I solo killed the enemy marksman! Aren't I awesome? Praise me!" Gu Lin'an said in a coquettish voice.

Allen said, "What's so great about Gongsun Li killing Luban No. 7 in the early stages? Isn't that normal?"

"Why do you always talk about other people's kids? You played Gongsun Li before and you weren't as good as Luban. You got beaten 0-3 or 0-4."

"Exactly, exactly." Gu Lin'an, never one to shy away from a good show, continued to fan the flames.

"Sister, your boyfriend is even worse than my dad. When my dad and mom play King of Glory, he always plays support, while my mom plays marksman. If he accidentally steals a kill, he still has to apologize."

"Your dad is so nice. When I play support and steal kills, he clicks on my profile picture."

"Sometimes when I play Yao and encounter danger, he won't save me; he'll just drop me and run away."

"I don't want to talk about these things."

……

[The woman started complaining, "Would Brother Kuangbo really do a good deed by breaking up this couple?"]

[Hey, you upstairs who said you wanted to farm treasure maps, don't leave yet, I'm watching you.]

[Hey guys, look at the enemy marksman's ID, it looks so much like AG's YiNuo!]

[You must be mistaken. The league's top marksman can't possibly win this game?]

[Seriously, are you looking at the enemy support, Cat?]

[It's those two; they used these two IDs for their team stream yesterday.]

[What did I just see? Changye just solo-killed Yinuo?]

[During the match, Yi Nuo was no match for Chang Ye, and I thought it was just luck. Now it seems that Chang Ye's skill level is truly amazing.]

Urine test, a urine test is mandatory!

[Luckily, Long Night just got lucky.]

Gu Lin'an looked at the comments and wondered if the other side was really Yi Nuo.

On the other side, Yi Nuo was solo killed, and Cat frowned and said, "What happened? He got solo killed."

"I was too greedy and got tricked by Gongsun Li. The Gongsun Li on the other side must also be a smurf, she's very strong."

Yi Nuo is the pinnacle of Gongsun Li's abilities, and he has seen through Gu Lin'an's subtle details.

"Come over here right after you kill him, he's trying to block my lane."

"it is good."

Just as Yinuo had predicted, Gu Lin'an started to stall online, and after finishing off his own chicken, he had already reached level three, while Yinuo was only level one when he came online.

With the hierarchy in place, Gu Lin'an didn't hesitate to target Yi Nuo, who screamed and fled in a sorry state.

While operating the vehicle, Gu Lin'an kept an eye on the situation on the road.

With their superior numbers, Ya Lian fought fiercely on the upper side, but Gu Lin'an just smiled and muttered, "You're dead again."

I calculated the time, and the enemy jungler should have reached level four by now. He's playing so aggressively, he'll definitely gank us.

As Gu Lin'an expected, Zhao Yun charged up the road with his spear.

The lightning bolt that pierced through the floor struck Allen directly, the tip of the spear leaving afterimages as his teammates secured another kill.

This time, Princess Yao Yao also couldn't escape Zhao Yun's clutches. He killed Ya Lian, slowed him down with his first skill, and then used Smite to secure the kill.

"Sister, why don't you come with me? It's too dangerous for me to be with your boyfriend. I feel so sorry for you."

"Okay, all you do is brag about carrying me through the game. We've played together so many times, when have you ever actually carried me?"

"Exactly, exactly, it's a man's mouth."

[Allian's anger +0.1 +0.1.]

Gu Lin'an added all the rage points from Allen to his hand speed attribute.

"Kid, aren't you going to sleep at this hour? Aren't you going to school tomorrow?" Allen said angrily.

Gu Lin'an deliberately remained silent for a moment, then said pitifully, "I have no school to attend."

“My father gambled away all our family’s wealth. My mother has been sick recently, and I have to take care of her and my younger sister who is still in school.”

"So I dropped out of school and went to work in a factory to earn money to help support my family."

Princess Yao Yao, her saintly heart overflowing, yelled at Allen, "Look at what you're saying!"

"Can you shut your stinky mouth and focus on your game?"

Gu Lin'an continued, "It's okay, sister. I'm used to it. Now, playing games is my biggest way to relax after work. I didn't expect my brother to steal my top lane."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"You're talking nonsense. You just said your dad and mom play King of Glory together."

"Don't you have any sympathy at all? People are in such a state and you're still scolding them. I must have been blind to have fallen for you."

Gu Lin'an smiled, desperately trying to keep his mouth shut.

Barrage comments flooded the screen.

A gambling father, a sick mother, a younger sister going to school, and a broken man.

[Oh my god, the streamer is so pitiful. He just wanted to play a game in the top lane, what's wrong with that? Hahaha.]

Is Allen feeling really unwell lately?

Yi Nuo lost most of his health bar due to his own skill, and Gu Lin'an wanted to tower dive and kill him directly.

"Don't go?"

Gu Lin'an was taken aback, noticing that Yinuo showed no signs of leaving.

"Hurry up, I'm about to be tower dived!" Yinuo said anxiously.

“Coming, coming,” Cat replied.

Suddenly, Gu Lin'an felt a chill in his heart, sensing that something terrible was about to happen.

It's a scam!

Then Gu Lin'an used his first skill to retreat.

Sure enough, Cat emerged from the bushes, using his second skill to connect with the enemy Xiao Qiao, and then using his first skill to knock Gu Lin'an into the air by landing on her backside.

Xiao Qiao followed up with her second skill, and her fan struck Gu Lin'an precisely.

Gu Lin'an's health bar was visibly decreasing.

[It's over, Long Night is going to die.]

[As expected of AG, they really know how to seize opportunities.]

【Long Night gg.】

Gu Lin'an activated Berserk to increase his resilience, and continuously used basic attacks on the minions.

[Did you press the wrong key during the long night? Why are you attacking minions?]

The long night panicked.

Gu Lin'an used his Berserk ability to forcibly absorb some blood and took down his first front-line soldier, leveling up to level four.

With lightning-fast hand speed, he used his second skill to switch umbrellas and get behind Xiao Qiao.

"If you want me to die, you'll have to die with me!"

The ultimate skill pushes Xiao Qiao into the range of the turret, quickly triggering the passive skill and dealing explosive damage.

Xiao Qiao kills Gongsun Li.

"Baby, look, Gongsun Li is dead too. Why don't you come with me?"

Before the words were finished, the system beeped again.

Gongsun Li killed Xiao Qiao.

"They were able to take on three opponents and still manage to kill one of them, while you couldn't even win a two-on-two fight in the early game. How can you even say that?"

[Long night is fine, one against three.]

The first time was luck, but the second time was pure skill.

No, a urine test is mandatory!

[In this long night, forgive me for looking down on dogs with my human eyes.]