Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

"No, you know Pei Qinhu is here, so why didn't you come with me to book this place?"

"Can't they beat one against three?"

"And the mid laner, we gave you so much gold, but you can't do anything."

"If I had that much money, I would have taken off long ago."

"I see now, you're just playing mind games."

"Stop arguing, we have a pro player here this time, just play it safe."

"The support is following the mid laner's lead, and the jungler is already falling apart." At this point, a teammate advised.

"Does he even deserve my girlfriend? He's a toad trying to eat swan meat," the man on the fifth floor sneered.

……

[Damn, this guy is disgusting! Long Night, give him a piece of my mind, and I'll send you gifts!]

[Yes, I did too!]

Gu Lin'an perked up immediately when he saw that a customer was sending him gifts.

He cleared his throat and began his performance: "Seriously, can't you guys who're carrying girls just die in a match?"

"This support has been sticking with your jungler brother all the time. Does your brother lack maternal love?"

"Is 4399 no longer fun? Why are you ruining my game like this?"

"Jungler, run! The enemy's trash collectors are here!"

With a roar from Gu Lin'an, the jungler was killed by the enemy's Niu Mo as expected, as anticipated, and unsurprisingly.

[Haha, awesome, no more noise on the fifth floor.]

Anyone who could endure a long night of verbal abuse would have to flee in terror.

[A naturally born body capable of inflicting devastating attacks; terrifying indeed.]

[If Changye were to actually be born, couldn't he at least show a little mercy to the women here? There are girls here.]

I think Changye is just jealous of other people. He's a poor loser with a bad life, so he wants to make other couples miserable.

Five minutes later, the sound of failure rang out.

At this point, the female fans in the live stream got excited and started laughing wildly.

Haha, how could they lose like that?

If you can lose even in a high-level match, you might as well quit the game.

[This kind of pairing is disgusting. Can't the game create a system where paired-up characters can play together in a different system?]

As Gu Lin'an watched the excited crowd in the live stream, with gifts being sent like crazy, an idea came to him.

He said pitifully, "As you all know, I suffered inhuman treatment that day because of CP, which caused great harm to my young heart."

"This is simply a major cancer in the canyon!"

"Their actions were like a bullet ringing in my ear, as if telling me that this game has become a social game."

"But now I realize that this was a hint from God to me."

"Just now, I heard God's call."

"In order to protect the gaming experience of players in the King of Glory, I, Changye, am willing to bear the infamy and become a messenger of justice."

"I swear here and now, from this moment on, I will break up every single one of these toxic couples I see!"

……

Is this all for the sake of creating a dramatic effect on the show?

Haha, it's great, I love watching it.

[Exactly, this kind of pairing deserves to die!]

Is this the psychology of a normal person? Long nights are just perverted!

Seeing that the atmosphere in the live broadcast room had reached its peak, Gu Lin'an raised his arm and said again, "Their bullets dare not pierce my heart because my heart is as hard as steel at this moment."

"They dared not pierce my skull because my will was unbreakable; their bullets merely whizzed past my ears because these CPs were afraid I would hear the players' voices!"

"As a member of Generation Z, I should rectify the unhealthy atmosphere in the King of Glory arena!"

"The world has suffered from CP (couple) for too long!"

"?"

"Holy crap, this is getting exciting."

"The long night is now turning red."

The next second, Gu Lin'an pressed the match button.

Gu Lin'an quickly entered the game and pre-selected the top lane, but the top lane was taken by someone else.

The player on the first floor said into the microphone, "I'll play the top lane, you pick a utility champion for mid lane, and we'll carry this game."

"Baby, I'll pick Yao Yao for you. Stick with me this round, and we'll dominate."

"Baby, the last game was an accident, the mid laner was terrible. This game, I'll pick Yao for you, you follow me, let's dominate."

After finishing the sentence, the first floor helped the second floor to grab the position, and Yao Yao took the place.

"I've heard you say that so many times," the girl complained.

"Seriously, I really made a mistake in the last game."

[That voice sounds so familiar... Holy crap, isn't that the couple from the last game? What a coincidence!]

[Damn it, I ran into that same couple again during the long night! Break them up!]

[What a coincidence! If it weren't a live stream, I would have thought it was scripted.]

If you break them up, I'll give you a treasure map.

Gu Lin'an was just looking for a way to vent his anger when he unexpectedly ran into this couple.

He smiled and said, "Don't worry."

The couple had heard Gu Lin'an's voice before, so he opened the voice changer on his phone and selected the child's voice.

"Why did the guy on the first floor steal my top lane spot?"

A sweet, coquettish voice rang out, and the person on the first floor was taken aback, asking, "A child from the third floor?"

"Yeah, I finally finished work today and wanted to relax by playing on my phone, why did you steal my top lane position?" Gu Lin'an said, feigning grievance.

"Do you even know how to play the top lane? Don't drag this game down, or I'll report you."

"Baby, you stay with me at level one, let's get first blood together."

"Waaah, you're so mean, sister! Is big brother always this mean to you?"

Second-line counter-attack against Luya Lian: ?

……

Meanwhile, in the AG training room, Yinuo and Cat were playing duo queue.

“There’s a couple across the street,” Yinuo said, raising an eyebrow.

“Then let’s target them and teach them a lesson,” Cat said with a wicked grin.

"You two are really wicked, frying fish here. With your combination, how many people can stand up to you?"

"Hurry up, our coach is treating us to dinner later," Xuan Ran said from behind.

"Don't worry, we'll crush them in ten minutes. You should talk to the coach first. Cat is twisted and wants to take revenge on his girlfriend."

"You will die to me!"

Someone took Gu Lin'an's position in the top lane, so Gu Lin'an had to play Gongsun Li in the bottom lane.

His opponent was Yi Nuo Lu Dan. Gu Lin'an ignored the minion wave and instead controlled Gongsun Li to attack the birds outside the wall.

The opposing team's "Lu Dan" saw that Gu Lin'an was not clearing his lane and was going forward to deal damage.

Gu Lin'an's health points gradually decreased.

[What is the streamer doing? He hasn't done anything and he's already lost half his health.]

Is this also part of your role in breaking up couples?

Gu Lin'an looked at the comments questioning him and said, "Don't be in such a hurry, the show has just begun."

He activated Berserk and unleashed his second skill, taking away the bird and the first minion. The Myriad Manifestations Umbrella transformed into a shield, blocking Yi Nuo's passive ability while simultaneously dealing explosive damage.

A golden light appeared, and it immediately leveled up to level two.

He used his first skill to teleport in front of Yi Nuo and started spamming basic attacks.

The passive skill, combined with the Berserk effect, caused Yi Nuo's health to drop rapidly.

"I rely on!"

Yi Nuo was startled by the sudden counterattack, not expecting the game to be so fierce in a high-level match, and hurriedly retreated.

Just then, Gu Lin'an smelled blood on the road.

First blood.

Mi Yue kills Allen.