One person: A fusion of Kizaru, the king of the trash-talking gang.

North China, Tianjin.

Nadutong Express Company.

After returning, Jiang Bailan resumed his leisurely life of clocking in and out of get off work. During this time, Xu San asked him if he wanted to go to university with Bao'er.

However, Jiang Bailan politely declined.

What's so great about getting into university? Is it any easier than getting into his No. 8 girl?

[Beep! Time to clock out!]

[Ding! Host's mood is detected as unpleasant; no happiness points can be gained!]

After leaving the company's campus, Jiang Bailan did not choose to go home. Instead, she squatted at the company gate in the strong wind, smoking a cigarette full of melancholy.

Ugh!

He kicked up the cigarette butts scattered on the ground, took out his "far ahead" phone, opened the memo app, and wrote: "Waiting for Xu Si on the 3rd day."

I put on my helmet, hopped on my electric scooter, and left the company.

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep—!

As Jiang Bailan passed by a commercial street, she stopped in front of a shop and looked at the glittering four-character signboard above her head. Her body involuntarily began to drool.

"Heaven and earth!"

Looking at the expensive decor and the magnificent hall, it was clear that this was a good place for someone like him who knew how to maintain his health and enjoy life.

"Hey, you on an electric bike, don't park in front of the door! Move away now!"

snort!

A place that looks down on people like a dog is definitely not a good place!

Damn Xu Si!

"Okay, security guard, I'll be right there!"

After grumbling a few times, Jiang Bailan, fearing that the other party would knock his helmet off, turned on the accelerator and drove towards home. Before his salary and bonus were paid, Jiang Bailan couldn't even afford to go to a high-end club like Heaven and Earth or Golden Goblet Foot Massage.

With only 300 yuan to last two weeks, where would I find the spare money to go for foot massages, spas, and other similar treatments?

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"Who's going to wait for your call? You're crazy!"

"Going to meet people with you? What kind of people could we possibly meet? Aren't they all just as crazy as you?"

"Feng Baobao, I don't want to see either you or the man from that day."

In front of a shop in the Chinese food street, Zhang Chulan, wearing a white T-shirt and a blue shirt jacket, was on a date when he disdainfully turned off his phone.

calm down!

Zhang Chulan, you must stay calm!

take it easy!

Tonight we're just having dinner, it's not like we're talking about hooking up yet!

"Hey! Senior Brother Zhang Chulan, you're here so early!" Suddenly, a voice rang in my ears.

The moment Zhang Chulan turned his head, a sweet girl with orange pigtails, wearing a white T-shirt and a pink mini-skirt, stood in front of him with a smile and a shy expression.

Liu Yanyan's shy and adorable appearance completely stunned Zhang Chulan, who had been single for 20 years.

Just then, Jiang Bailan, who was riding her electric scooter home in the distance, spotted the two of them.

Zhang Chulan?

Liu Yanyan?

Recalling the scene in the original novel where Zhang Chulan was kidnapped, Jiang Bailan rubbed his chin, then started his electric scooter and sped away.

Kidnap whoever you want, just don't kidnap me.

Before she had gone very far, the "Far Ahead" motorcycle in her arms started playing its signature background music. After glancing at the caller ID, Jiang Bailan thought for a moment and then answered the call.

"Hey! Third Brother!"

"Xiao Jiang, where are you now? Have you seen Zhang Chulan?"

"I saw him. He just left with a girl."

"Does that girl have orange hair?"

"Third Brother, how did you know?"

"Xiao Jiang, stop them quickly! That girl is a descendant of the Liu family of Xiangxi corpse-driving, and she's colluding with Quanxing. Their target is Zhang Chulan."

"Hello! Hello? Third Brother, what did you say? The signal here is not very good... I can't hear you..."

After hanging up the phone and stuffing it into his pocket, Jiang Bailan rode his electric scooter home. "A monthly salary of 4000 yuan, and they still want to treat me like a beast of burden?"

Even if it were the Liu family of Xiangxi, let alone the descendants of the Liu family, or even the zombie Liu family, it wouldn't make a difference!

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep—!

The electric scooter continued on its way, but before it had gone very far, the "Far Ahead" phone in its pocket chimed softly, and then the phone rang again.

"Hey! Third Brother!"

However, this time it wasn't Xu San who spoke; it was Bao'er's calm voice coming from the phone: "Jiang Bailan, catch Zhang Chulan. I want to personally train him."

After exiting the call, Jiang Bailan glanced at the 1000 yuan that Bao'er had transferred via WeChat and nodded to herself, thinking that the other party was indeed reasonable.

Xu San, you're so clueless!

He then stomped his feet on the ground, lifted the electric scooter, turned it around, and, to the astonishment of passersby, twisted the throttle to its maximum, heading against traffic towards the food street he had just been on.

-

so beautiful!

so cute!

Having lived for 20 years, this is the first time I've ever gone on a date with a living girl!

Just as Zhang Chulan was in a daze, Liu Yanyan bent down beside him and said with a charming smile, "Senior brother, Senior brother Zhang Chulan?"

"Ah! Nothing!"

Zhang Chulan, who had even thought of names for their child, scratched his head sheepishly.

puff!

Liu Yanyan chuckled and then said, "Senior brother, you know this place well, right? Do you know where there's good food? Take me there!"

As she spoke, she reached out to take Zhang Chulan's arm.

As the other person's alluring body drew closer, Zhang Chulan felt incredibly excited.

Just then, a loudspeaker suddenly blared nearby.

Drip!

"Who's there! Can't you see someone's here?!"

The pleasant atmosphere was instantly shattered, infuriating Zhang Chulan, who wanted to confront the owner of the voice.

"Zhang Chulan, we meet again."

Hearing the voice beside him, Zhang Chulan felt it was somewhat familiar. He looked in the direction of the voice and was instantly dumbfounded. Sweat broke out on his face, and he said in an unnatural tone, "B-Big Brother, what are you doing here?"

He hadn't forgotten the other party's terrifying strength; this was an old man who could conjure lasers with his bare hands, no less powerful than Bao'er.

Without answering Zhang Chulan's question, Jiang Bailan turned her gaze to Liu Yanyan, whose face was equally pale, and said, "Liu Yanyan, come with me!"

How did he know my name?!

Did he discover me that night?

He knew I was going to make a move against Zhang Chulan!

Sensing the terrifying aura emanating from Jiang Bailan, as deep and imposing as a mountain, Liu Yanyan turned and ran without hesitation. Without the zombies, she was just an ordinary girl.

"Junior! Junior!"

Watching his junior sister disappear into the crowd, Zhang Chulan screamed with heartbreaking despair.

Did you run away?

Then let him run away! Anyway, Sister Bao'er didn't let him leave Liu Yanyan behind.

Watching the other person disappear, Jiang Bailan kicked Zhang Chulan beside her and slowly said, "Stop howling. She's not dead. We can contact her again later, right?"

Seeing the other person's sad and lecherous look, Jiang Bailan understood that even if Zhang Chulan knew that Liu Yanyan wanted to harm him, he wouldn't believe it until he experienced it firsthand.

"Alright, the girl's matter is resolved. Zhang Chulan, have you thought about how to explain this to Sister Bao'er?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the other person's wailing stopped abruptly, and his body trembled visibly!

Poor child, may you have good luck!