One person: A fusion of Kizaru, the king of the trash-talking gang.
Chapter 3 Third Brother, listen to my excuses!
Have you ever been kicked by light?
With a swift movement, Jiang Bailan, carrying the Kusanagi Sword, vanished from his spot, transforming into his right calf, which was now a flowing golden light, aimed at the head of a blue-faced zombie.
Whoosh!
Almost in the blink of an eye, a golden light flashed and disappeared, and the living corpse transformed into a human cannonball, smashing countless of its kind along the way like bowling balls.
Ugh!
I wonder when we'll be able to fully elementalize everything!
Jiang Bailan kicked away the zombie in front of him, and his right leg returned to normal. He looked at the pleasure value of 741/1300 on the system panel and thought to himself.
With elementalization, a lot of things can be saved in both daily life and combat. Although partial elementalization is quite useful, it still has its shortcomings.
"Holy crap! Is this guy that strong?"
"What was that just now? How did it disappear in a flash!"
"And that golden greatsword, is that one of his special abilities?"
Standing next to Feng Baobao, Zhang Chulan, panting with his hands on his hips and leaning against a large tree, glanced sideways at them, his face showing a fearful expression like an ordinary person, but in reality, the fear in his heart was even greater.
As someone who also possessed Qi, he could see that Jiang Bailan's entire body was filled with golden Qi, in such a terrifying quantity.
laugh!
The Kusanagi Sword turned around and severed the head of a zombie. With the enhancement of his Observation Haki, everything within a 60-meter radius appeared in his mind like a high-definition map.
Moreover, it seems that the more points you increase in Armament Haki, the wider your Observation Haki range becomes.
Biu~
The free left hand fired another laser beam, piercing through the bodies of several zombies before a massive fireball exploded in their center.
Similar to the enhancement of Observation Haki, it seems that the more points a Devil Fruit has in its enhancement, the stronger the destructive power of the attacks unleashed by the Glint-Glint Fruit.
I remember when Jiang Bailan first awakened the system, the destructive power of this laser attack was less than 30% of what it is now.
too slow!
These zombies looked terrifying to ordinary people, but to Jiang Bailan they were no different from live targets.
Wielding the Kusanagi Sword in one hand and slashing it down, while constantly unleashing laser beams with the other, the previously menacing horde of undead was quickly wiped out.
Behind a large tree not far away, a girl with orange hair was hiding. It was Liu Yanyan, who was secretly controlling the zombies. She had been watching the show with amusement, but when she saw Jiang Bailan crush her zombie horde with overwhelming force, she was so frightened that she covered her mouth and nose and squatted down without making a sound.
terrible!
Who is this guy!
Where did he and that woman come from?!
Biu~
The last laser beam was fired, and flames burned. On the cratered mountain road, not a single living corpse could be seen standing. As for Liu Yanyan hiding in the shadows, Jiang Bailan had no interest in her. Let whoever wants to catch her catch her; it had nothing to do with him.
"So handsome!"
"It's even cooler than my Golden Light Mantra!"
Zhang Chulan, who was watching from the side, was so engrossed in the opponent's smooth and fluid combat that he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
"It's done, Sister Bao'er!" Jiang Bailan said to Sister Bao'er in the distance as the Kusanagi Sword in his hand disintegrated and disappeared.
Secretly pleased, he had won a 3000 yuan bonus and was also imagining the ultimate service at the Heaven on Earth.
However, Feng Baobao pointed to Zhang Chulan, who was staring blankly to the side, and said, "There's one more."
"Right!"
Jiang Bailan's right forearm transformed into golden light, preparing to knock the opponent unconscious.
thump!
Thinking the other party was going to kill him to silence him, Zhang Chulan's legs went weak and he knelt on the ground.
"Brother, spare my life! I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child to support. Please, you two heroes, spare my life. I know the rules of the martial world. I didn't see anything today, and I will never tell anyone about what happened!"
"No need for you to do it, brother, I'll do it myself!"
He then stood up, hugged a large tree next to him, and rammed into it, knocking himself unconscious.
"Shameless!" Jiang Bailan's lips twitched violently. She never expected this guy to be so shameless.
"Let's go, Bao'er, it's time to leave!"
After glancing at the unconscious Zhang Chulan and sensing with their Observation Haki that Liu Yanyan had already left and there was no one else nearby, the two headed towards the massage parlor in the town.
Losing a weapon is no small matter; it must be retrieved. Of course, it would also be nice to get a small motorcycle while you're at it.
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Two hours later.
Jiang Bailan, feeling refreshed after receiving Xu San's call, walked out of the massage parlor and led Bao'er to a barbecue stall that was still open.
The two ate barbecue while waiting for Xu San to pick them up.
While waiting for the owner to grill skewers, Jiang Bailan suddenly remembered that when she went back this time, Bao'er was going to go to the university to meet Zhang Chulan and threaten him with the cinnabar mark to make him her slave.
So, should he ask Bao'er to film a video for him? He remembered that those things were very valuable at the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony.
The streets of the small town were deserted late at night, with a few customers enjoying the tranquility of the night. Jiang Bailan picked up a skewer of grilled kidneys, took a bite, and said, "Sister Bao'er, for the sake of me taking you to get a foot massage, remember to put in a good word for me with Third Brother later."
What does "flattering words" mean?
"It's just saying a few nice things and praising my good performance in this mission."
"Understood. I'll praise you in front of Xu San."
“That’s right!” Jiang Bailan picked up another oyster and ate it, adding, “It would be best to exaggerate a little, so that Third Brother knows about my outstanding performance in this mission.”
"no problem."
"Thank you, Sister Baoer!"
Jiang Bailan picked up a string of chives and eagerly handed a roasted lotus root to the other person. He even began to fantasize about his promotion and salary increase, and the blissful life of staying at the Heavenly Paradise every day.
The two chatted and ate, and soon a black Hyundai with its hazard lights flashing stopped in front of them. Through the slowly rolling down window, Xu San's bespectacled, refined face was revealed.
"boarding!"
"Xiao Jiang, sit in the passenger seat and tell me about your experience on this mission."
Tweet!
Jiang Bailan pouted and glared at Bao'er in the back row, who immediately understood and gave an OK sign.
"Xu San, Jiang Bailan performed exceptionally well in this mission."
"Oh!" Xu San knew that Bao Bao wouldn't say these things given his personality; Jiang Bailan must have taught him. However, he also wanted to hear how the boy would perform, so he smiled and said, "Bao Bao, tell me about it."
"Jiang Bailan did a very good job this time."
"As soon as I arrived, they took me to the biggest restaurant in town for a meal, and then they took me to get a foot massage..."
Upon hearing Bao'er's words, Jiang Bailan's previously smug face instantly turned pale, and Xu San's expectant expression immediately froze.
Wash your feet!
massage!
Xu San could already picture the scene in his mind.
Remembering Jiang Bailan's suggestion to exaggerate a bit, Feng Baobao added, "We ordered many dishes for one meal, and it cost a total of 1888."
Seeing Xu San's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, Jiang Bailan realized that she could not stop him anymore, and quietly grabbed the handlebars to make a run for it.
"And the women doing foot massages and foot baths are all dressed very scantily, but their skills are excellent. It's very comfortable to have them all naked. Jiang Bailan asked two of them to massage him, and there's also that so-called 'premium service'..."
A meal costs 1888!
Get a massage while completely naked!
Premium service!
"Jiang Bailan—!!"
"Where the hell did you take the baby? Is this how you carry out a mission?!" Enraged, Xu San roared like a lion, releasing his grip on the steering wheel and grabbing Jiang Bailan's collar.
"Third Brother! Listen to my excuses, no, listen to my explanation, none of this is true!"
"It was just a misunderstanding!!"
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