I'm accumulating points in the cultivation world.
Chapter 28 Robbery
Tang Doudou popped her head out of the water and saw a big fish staring intently at her.
"No way, not again?" Tang Doudou looked at the big fish with a helpless expression.
To everyone's surprise, the fish turned around and left.
Before Tang Doudou could even feel happy, she heard the system wistfully singing, "You smell like his poop..."
Tang Doudou sniffed it, but there was no smell!
"It's your nose that's faulty..."
"Damn system, when will this ever end?"
"I shouldn't have smelled your stench..."
Tang Doudou flew on her sword again, venting all her anger on the Spirit Red Bird.
A few minutes later, Tang Doudou fell into the water again in a spectacular fashion.
"Are you frying fish?" the system asked with a smile.
Tang Doudou ignored the system and flew on her sword again. As expected, she soon landed in the river again.
"Eighteen times! That's eighteen times already, and you're still not done washing?" the system asked, bored.
"Almost there! I'll master it soon." Tang Doudou said, flying on her sword again and rushing towards the Spirit Crimson Bird.
Finally, when the system counted to twenty-five, Tang Doudou successfully threw a fireball and stood steadily on the sword.
"It's done! Isn't that amazing?" Tang Doudou raised an eyebrow and showed off to the system.
"So-so." The system looked at her smug look. You can't praise this person. Once you do, she'll become arrogant and overconfident.
"I'll take that as a compliment," Tang Doudou said with a smile. The next second, she was hit into the river by a fireball from the Spirit Red Bird.
"Hahaha..." Tang Doudou laughed happily, "I'm here, Little Red Bird!"
Tang Doudou once again charged towards the Spirit Red Bird on her sword. The Spirit Red Bird was also getting annoyed by Tang Doudou's entanglement and spat out more than ten fireballs, all of which Tang Doudou dodged.
"My turn," Tang Doudou said, throwing the fireball in her hand at the Spirit Red Bird.
The man and the bird started fighting in the air again.
Tang Doudou's stomach started growling with hunger as evening approached, and that's when she finally stopped.
"Didn't you want to train the hawk?"
"The world is vast, but eating is the most important thing," Tang Doudou said, and then rode her sword toward a nearby town.
After entering the town, Tang Doudou ate first, and then found an inn to stay in.
In the middle of the night, Tang Doudou was woken up by the system, and then heard the sound of the door being unlocked.
Tang Doudou hid warily behind the door, gripping her dagger tightly. The door opened a crack, and several dark figures slipped in quietly.
Seizing the opportunity, Tang Doudou quickly slipped out the door and shouted, "Help! Someone's robbing me!"
But no one opened the door in the corridor. The people who had entered the room realized what was happening and quickly surrounded the exit, blocking it.
Tang Doudou fought back with a fireball, but it was extinguished by the opponent's water. The opponent outnumbered them and quickly gained the upper hand.
"Take out your storage ring!" one of the masked men shouted.
Tang Doudou quickly realized that this was a shady business.
Do you think I look like a rich person?
"A thief never leaves empty-handed; if he can't rob money, he'll rob women!"
"Attempted to assault someone's virtue?" Tang Doudou laughed. "Hahaha, finally, someone's been assaulted."
Tang Doudou looked at the man in the lead and put her hand on his shoulder. "Why don't you guys take off your masks? I'd like to at least see what you look like."
"You...are you really willing...to dedicate yourself to us?" the leading man suddenly stammered.
"Didn't you just say you wanted to rob me of my virtue? If she's good-looking, I'll be in a good mood and naturally cooperate." Tang Doudou winked at the man in the lead.
The man was taken aback, and then surprisingly took off his mask.
Tang Doudou touched the man's chin, and the next second, a pill was flicked into the man's mouth.
The pill melted instantly in his mouth, and the man quickly sat down to try and force the poison out. But the next second, he collapsed to the ground, writhing in pain.
One of them quickly took out an antidote pill and fed it to the man, but even after taking the pill, the man still felt pain all over his body.
The remaining men pointed their swords at Tang Doudou.
Tang Doudou took out a piece of paper from the system, slowly wiped her fingers, and threw the paper on the ground. Then she sat down in a chair, crossed her legs, and said, "I don't like people pointing swords at me. I'll count to three, and if you don't want your boss to die, put your swords down! Three, two, one!"
As soon as Tang Doudou finished speaking, the men in black put away their swords, which showed that their leader had quite a bit of prestige.
"Where's the antidote?"
Tang Doudou took out two pills from the system. "Oh dear, I forgot! Which of these two is the poison and which is the antidote? Do any of you recognize them? Can you help me take a look?"
A man snatched the pills from Tang Doudou's hand. When everyone looked at them, they realized that the two pills even smelled exactly the same.
Tang Doudou watched as the pills were passed around in everyone's hands before feigning sudden realization and saying, "Oh, these two are both deadly poisons that kill on contact with blood. Touching or smelling them will cause poisoning. What should we do?"
"You!" A man in black glared at Tang Doudou. "Where's the antidote? Hand it over now!"
"I really want to give you the antidote, but I don't know which one is it," Tang Doudou said innocently.
At this moment, the man in the lead grew even paler, and large beads of sweat slid down his forehead.
“If you don’t give us the antidote, we’ll kill you!” another man in black threatened.
Tang Doudou chuckled inwardly, but feigned fear on the surface: "You might as well kill me. This is a unique poison that I concocted. It seems that no one in this world can make an antidote except me."
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