I'm accumulating points in the cultivation world.
Chapter 27 Drunken Rat
They were completely soaked.
The rushing river caused Tang Doudou to swallow several mouthfuls of water. When she finally surfaced, she frantically searched for her sword, which was thankfully right beside her, floating on the surface.
Tang Doudou touched the sword and said, "I think flying on a sword is not bad!"
"Hurry up, the river isn't as wonderful as you imagine," the system kindly reminded you from the side.
"What's there to be afraid of in the river? I'll stew them all in one pot!" Tang Doudou had just finished speaking when she saw a fish head as big as a small mountain appear in front of her.
Tang Doudou nimbly climbed onto the sword and soared into the air.
To everyone's surprise, the fish also straightened up and chased after it.
The next second, Tang Doudou felt something biting her foot. Startled, she fell off the sword again.
The next second, they fell into a dark hole.
"If you were to stew this thing, it would probably make a huge pot," the system remarked, enjoying the spectacle.
“In the north there is a vessel called a pot. The pot is so big that I don’t know…” Tang Doudou said, then choked on another mouthful of water.
"I finally understand what 'stubborn to the end' means," the system said helplessly. "At least look where you are right now!"
"Inside my belly! Where else could it be!" Tang Doudou said irritably, but inside her belly was a vast ocean, with many lively fish and shrimp floating on it.
"Now think about how to get out," the system said helplessly.
"Of course, we should follow the all-powerful digestive system that nature has given to all things; there lies the path to freedom!" Tang Doudou said slowly, finally managing to stand firm.
"You were expecting it to poop a huge pile? Didn't expect to go against the current and escape from its mouth?" The system covered its nose, looking disgusted.
"Anyway, you can get out. One is to go with the flow, and the other is to go against the current. Which one do you think is easier?" Tang Doudou spread her hands, saying, "If you have good fortune, you might as well enjoy it; if you have hardship, you might as well endure it."
"If this gets posted online, you, Tang Doudou, will be famous too," the system mocked. If Tang Doudou left that place, it would be the same for itself.
It didn't want to be laughed at by its friends.
"Go ahead and spread it. If I can become popular a couple more times in my lifetime, I'll be satisfied."
Seeing Tang Doudou's stubbornness, the system got so angry that it shut down, preferring to avoid the problem altogether.
Tang Doudou had just regained her footing when she was swept into the water by a large wave. She followed the wave to a slightly smaller space and slid down until she was finally washed out.
The first thing I did after I came out was to look for my sword, but there was no sign of it anywhere.
Tang Doudou was splashing around happily when she suddenly saw the big fish from before looking at her again.
Just as Tang Doudou was highly focused, the big fish turned its head and disappeared in an instant.
Tang Doudou was puzzled when she suddenly saw countless small birds falling from the sky and rushing towards her.
Seriously?! What a terrible day!
Tang Doudou quickly dove into the water, but she couldn't swim. As soon as she entered the water, she felt unable to breathe. She struggled for a long time before finally losing consciousness.
In a daze, it seemed as if something was supporting her. Tang Doudou struggled to open her eyes. Was it just her imagination?
"Wake up, I'm exhausted."
It's the system!
The next second, Tang Doudou was thrown to the ground.
Tang Doudou vomited a few mouthfuls of water and finally felt herself come back to life.
"One moment it's fire, the next it's water. I finally understand what it means to be caught between fire and water," Tang Doudou exclaimed. Then she changed into clean clothes and slowly flew up on her sword.
"Where is that arsonist who just started this?! Come out here right now!" Tang Doudou shouted and flew towards the location of the Spirit Red Bird.
"You think the fire isn't hot enough?"
"I call this 'training the eagle,' you understand?" Tang Doudou replied with a smile.
"I think you just want to be teased by the Spirit Red Bird."
Tang Doudou ignored the system and flew towards where the Spirit Red Bird was.
Before even seeing the Crimson Spirit Bird, four or five fireballs flew up. Tang Doudou quickly dodged them, and as soon as she dodged, she began to taunt, "You little bird that only knows how to shoot fireballs, if you've got the guts, come up here and let's fight!"
The Crimson Spirit Bird flapped its wings and charged towards Tang Doudou, but Tang Doudou dodged to the side, avoiding the bird's attack.
The Crimson Spirit Bird spewed out several more fireballs. Tang Doudou quickly controlled her sword to dodge them one by one.
"Hehehe, you missed? Go ahead and try if you dare!" Tang Doudou mocked the Crimson Spirit Bird as she circled in the air.
The Red Spirit Bird could not tolerate such provocation. It flapped its wings and relentlessly pursued Tang Doudou.
Tang Doudou tried to mobilize her spiritual power again, but just like before, as soon as she mobilized her spiritual power, the sword under her feet would go out of control. Before the fireball could even be released, she almost fell off the sword herself.
A fireball from the Crimson Spirit Bird slammed Tang Doudou, who was already off balance, down.
As expected, Tang Doudou got soaked to the bone again.
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