Me at two years old, a queen!

Ni Hao subtly took a few steps away, while Ji Jianshu almost gagged. Xu Tinglan commented, "Zhuangzhuang, you need to drink more water, and don't eat so much beef jerky later!"

"An'an and Duoduo, you two have been eating too much these past few days, I don't know if there have been any vegetables or fruits. You're likely to get constipated, and then it'll be a problem if you can't poop!"

Su Shao, however, turned back with a look of disgust: "Yangyang didn't go to the toilet today either. Could she be constipated? What should we do?"

A pang of sorrow flashed through Xu Tinglan's mind. It seemed that Su Shao was an even less competent father than her son, Jiang Yun. She said indifferently:

"It's not a big deal if your child doesn't poop for a day! Don't panic, just wait and see, maybe they'll poop later~"

Seeing An'an picking up leaves from the ground, Duoduo asked in confusion, "An'an~, what are you doing?"

Shen Yu felt it was his duty as an older brother to take care of his younger siblings, and he also helped An An pick up fallen leaves.

"Yes, this leaf is quite ordinary. But if you like, I have a specially approved, beautiful dried maple leaf specimen that I can give you."

An An shook her head and pointed in Zhuangzhuang's direction to Shen Yu and the others, explaining:

"I'll pick this up and use it to wipe Zhuangzhuang's bottom!"

Looking at the small leaf in her hand, An'an said with some regret, "If only my gluttonous little devil were here, Zhuangzhuang wouldn't have to wipe his own bottom; the gluttonous little devil could lick it clean for him!"

"Why are you making that glutton lick Zhuangzhuang's butt?"

Duoduo especially loves big dogs like the Gluttonous Ghost, but unfortunately her grandma doesn't like them and won't let her keep one at home. Last time she saw An'an's Gluttonous Ghost, she immediately fell in love with it and often wants to video chat with it.

"Little Shu said that dogs like to eat poop, so we can let it eat while we poop, then we won't have to wipe its bottom!"

Ji Jianshu: "I...I did say that a leopard can't change its spots, no! That's not my saying, it's just a common saying!"

Shen Yu considered the thought of being licked on the butt by a dog, then shook his head and earnestly suggested, "I still think using tissues is better!"

An'an nodded and said confidently, "Yes! If the dog can't lick it clean, I'll use a tissue!"

Zhuangzhuang, on the other hand, upon hearing their words, realized he didn't have any tissues either. Fearing An'an and the others might actually find a dog to lick his bottom, he hurriedly shouted:

"Mommy, I don't want the dog to lick my butt. I'm afraid the dog will bite my butt off, and then I won't have a butt!"

Xu Tinglan then lowered her hand from her mouth, bursting into laughter. She handed Zhuangzhuang a tissue, not forgetting to remind An'an:

"An'an, when you get back, you absolutely mustn't tell your dad about the dog licking your butt, okay? Hahaha~"

"why?"

An'an scratched her head, puzzled, then turned to the clever Ji Jianshu and asked, "Brother Jianshu~, do dogs bite people's butts? Do dogs like to eat butts?"

Remembering how she had nudged the gluttonous ghost with her bottom to make it give way so she could watch cartoons, An'an fearfully covered her bottom and muttered, "But the gluttonous ghost didn't bite my bottom, did it?"

Ji Jianshu frowned as well. He didn't know whether dogs liked to eat people's butts or not, but he said seriously, "Some dogs will bite, but I don't know if they like to eat other people's butts!"

When Ni Hao heard the usually clever Ji Jianshu say this, she frowned in displeasure. Her current persona was that of the tutor of the bright child, Ji Jianshu.

If he doesn't perform well now, isn't he just admitting his incompetence to the audience? He could only straighten his clothes and say slowly:

"Dogs will bite, it's just that compared to other animals, they're more intelligent and humane after being raised by humans for a long time. There are news reports of dogs killing and eating people, let alone a butt!"

Upon hearing this, An'an thought of her obedient, gluttonous friend at home who always played with her, and immediately retorted, "No, that's not true! The glutton wouldn't bite my bottom, and it likes to play with me!"

Duoduo chimed in, "That's right, An'an's little glutton is so nice, it even lets us ride its big horse!"

Zhuangzhuang, who was on the other side, naturally heard this as well. Fearing that a dog might suddenly appear and bite off his butt, he hurriedly wiped his bottom and ran over.

"That's right! Even a gluttonous ghost won't eat people; it won't even bite our butts!"

Shen Yu added, "So not all dogs bite or like to eat other people's butts!"

Ni Hao looked at the children's innocent words and said dismissively:

"Who knows if it likes it or not? Some dogs are very smart. If someone feeds them well, they certainly won't bite their owner. If it bites and kills them, who will take care of them in the future?"

"That dog is a beast, how could it not bite or eat people!"

Xu Tinglan's expression changed. She felt that Ni Hao's words in front of the child were too much. She tugged at Ni Hao's hem, wanting to remind her to be mindful of her words.

Yangyang was so frightened by Ni Hao's words that she burst into tears: "Waaah~, I'm scared! Waaah~"

"No way! The gluttonous ghost won't! It won't eat people!"

An'an's eyes were also red, and she was short of words. The little girl insisted on refuting her point by point with these same few sentences, until her face turned red with anger and she wiped away her tears:

"Greedy ghosts don't bite or eat people! Dogs don't eat people!"

Duo Duo and Zhuang Zhuang also chimed in, saying to An An's gluttonous dog, "The gluttonous dog is very well-behaved. Teacher Yu said that dogs are our loyal friends and would never bite!"

Ji Jianshu wiped away An'an's tears, his eyes filled with reproach as he looked at Ni Hao, demanding an apology from her.

Seeing Ji Jianshu's gaze, Ni Hao realized she had made a mistake. She had only wanted to showcase her talent, so how had things turned out this way?

Seeing that he had made the little girl and Yangyang cry, Ni Hao knew he had to apologize, otherwise he would be scolded to death when the show aired. Ni Hao said sheepishly,

"Okay! Auntie was wrong! Auntie only heard it from relatives in the village. Auntie should believe what you said. Auntie has never raised a dog before, so she doesn't know anything about it and was misunderstood!"