Me at two years old, a queen!
Chapter 266 Zhuangzhuang! Did you poop your pants?
Seeing the troublemaker run up to Duo Duo and the others, Lu Junxing finally felt relieved and, along with Shen Shaocheng and Wang Jinbao, prepared to set off to clear the way, carrying the improved "scythe."
Shen Shaocheng reminded them, "Make sure you follow the tracks we've left! President Lu said we should mark the way with pebbles to avoid falling too far behind and getting lost!"
Ni Hao: "That's true. An'an's dad was much more thoughtful. Otherwise, if we had encountered a fork in the road, we would have really gone the wrong way. Who knows where there are roads and where there aren't in this desolate wilderness?"
Wang Jinbao: "Okay! We'll use stones or bits of grass to make arrow marks along the way! Just follow us."
Lu Junxing added, "Just in case, you can also make a mark where you've been!"
Shen Shaocheng had been camping, road trips, and mountain climbing quite a bit before, and had heard stories about the complex and varied terrain of the mountains. He had also played chivalrous heroes in ancient costumes before, and he was very supportive of Lu Junxing's approach, especially since there were formations and magic arrays in the mountains.
"Yes! Just in case, don't be afraid of the trouble, safety is the most important thing! We have a child with us!"
Xu Tinglan: "Okay! Don't worry, I'll take good care of the child and make sure to mark the way!"
Su Shao, the only man left to look after the child, said, "If it weren't for the fact that I was the only one left to take care of Yangyang, I would have come with you! It would have been faster that way!"
Wang Jinbao, carrying his bag, walked over first, then waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you can't do much anyway. This kind of work isn't for delicate people like you! You stay and take care of the kids! That way, it'll save me some trouble!"
Seeing Wang Jinbao's open mouth, Xu Tinglan was afraid he would be torn apart by Su Shao's fans later, so she said to help him out: "It's good that Su Shao can help us share the burden, otherwise Ni Hao and I alone can't take care of so many children!"
Su Shao smiled at Xu Tinglan, scratched his head nonchalantly, and said:
"I knew Zhuangzhuang's dad was a good person. He knew Yangyang was a difficult child to take care of, which is why he specially assigned me to look after the children in the back!"
Xu Tinglan didn't quite understand what Su Shao was thinking either. Seeing that he didn't seem to be lying, she didn't say anything more.
But as Lu Junxing was leaving, he reminded her and the staff with a worried note: "The child's safety comes first!"
Xu Tinglan nodded, then looked down and reminded the children, "Say goodbye to An'an's dad and the others, we'll see you later~"
An'an, who was just getting a small piece of beef jerky from Zhuangzhuang, heard this and immediately turned around, calling out as if she had completed a task, "Daddy~, bye-bye~"
"Brother Cheng~, bye-bye~"
"Goodbye, Zhuangzhuang's dad too~"
Zhuangzhuang also shouted out in a similar manner, and then chewed on the beef jerky with An'an and Duoduo, not forgetting to teach them: "You use these teeth to chew, it's very fast! Really!"
Shen Yu, however, seemed a little worried and said hesitantly, "You all need to be careful!"
Ji Jianshu ran forward and handed each of Lu Junxing and the others a small tissue: "If you need to use the restroom, remember to use tissues!"
Wang Jinbao took it and put it in his pocket, patting the pocket as if to show off: "Our little Shu is so thoughtful. He knew Uncle didn't have any paper, so he specially brought us some. Don't worry! I won't use it until the very last minute!"
Ji Jianshu frowned, then took out another bill for Wang Jinbao and said seriously, "Zhuangzhuang's dad! You...you shouldn't wipe your bottom with a twig! I'm afraid I'll step on it!"
Shen Shaocheng chuckled, covered his mouth, and left first, leaving Wang Jinbao speechless. Wang Jinbao awkwardly said, "Okay! Let's try not to make it so filthy, okay?"
As An'an walked along, pulling Duo Duo along, she pondered how to chew the beef jerky to make it taste better: "Sigh~, I still think I chew it faster this way~"
As she spoke, she pouted and chewed for Duo Duo to see, while Duo Duo chewed until her cheeks were almost sore, and nodded perfunctorily: "Hmm! You're really good!"
An'an was just about to share her excitement with Zhuangzhuang, who was walking ahead of her, when she saw Zhuangzhuang clutching his stomach, jumping up and down and shouting, "I need to poop! Hurry! I can't take it anymore!"
An'an walked over, sniffed, and said, "Zhuangzhuang! Did you poop your pants?"
Upon hearing this, Zhuangzhuang stuck his bottom out even higher and shouted angrily, "I didn't! I didn't! I held it in, boohoo~, I can't hold it in any longer!"
An'an quickly covered her little nose, not forgetting to call out, "Auntie~, quick! Zhuangzhuang needs to poop!"
Seeing that Zhuangzhuang's legs were tightening and sweat was beading on his forehead, Xu Tinglan knew that there was no time to lose. It would be really difficult to deal with a mess in this desolate mountain forest, so she quickly picked up Zhuangzhuang and walked into the bushes!
"An'an, Duoduo, you two stay there and don't move! I'll come over after I've finished with Zhuangzhuang!"
Ni Hao immediately pinched her nose and dodged away. Su Shao, who was holding Yangyang, stood silently to the side, watching the camera filming him. He then subtly tugged at Yangyang's trouser leg and immediately coaxed him:
"Yangyang, be good, I'll put the medicine on for you in a little while~"
While calling out to Xu Tinglan, "Duoduo's mom, Yangyang's leg looks like it's been bitten by bugs. It's a little red in one spot. I'll find some ointment to put on it first, and I'll come help you in a bit~"
After saying that, Xu Tinglan turned around and walked towards them, saying, "It's okay, Zhuangzhuang is shy and doesn't want me to watch over him. Is Yangyang alright?"
Ni Hao, holding the ointment Ji Jianshu had found in his small backpack, said, "Where is it red? Let me see if it's an insect bite? This ointment should work!"
Su Shao took the ointment and thanked him, saying, "No need, no need to go to so much trouble. I'll apply it for him. Yangyang doesn't like being held by others!"
Ni Hao pursed her lips and said nothing. She returned to Ji Jianshu's side and sat down to rest. She hoped that Zhuangzhuang, the little chubby boy, would poop a little longer.
An'an made a megaphone with her little hand and shouted to her mouth, "Zhuangzhuang~, come on! Try harder! You have to strain when you poop!"
Through the straw curtain, Zhuangzhuang could vaguely see An'an and the others. He said, somewhat angrily, "An'an~, can you guys move a little further away? You're watching me try to poop, but I can't!"
An'an: "But we weren't watching you!"
Duo Duo: "Yes, we're little girls, we can't watch boys poop!"
Zhuangzhuang's face was flushed, whether from holding his breath or from embarrassment, he said: "Anyway, just go further away!"
An'an, holding Duo Duo's hand, took a small step back two centimeters: "Okay~, we're backing up!"
As soon as An An finished speaking, everyone smelled an indescribable odor!
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