The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 32 The Totoro Brothers' Terrible Acting
After the first shot was filmed, Puss in Boots told Tilo and Totoro to take a break. There was no other way; the same shot had to be reshot hundreds of times because of Totoro. If they didn't rest, Tilo could hold on, but Totoro couldn't.
"Meow—" As soon as it arrived at the rest area, Totoro collapsed onto the chair like a lump of mud.
"Brother, you've worked hard. Have some water." Maolong approached with concern and handed over a glass of water.
"Mimi~" The Totoro listlessly took the water and drank it.
On the other side, "Tianlu, are you alright?" Baijie asked, looking at his brother who was covered in sweat and smelled sweet.
"Don't worry, I'm fine..." Tianlu patted his chest. "This little bit of tiredness is nothing. I've been through much more tiring things."
"Um... okay, I'll go ask the director how to shoot the next scene. The next shot is a bit dangerous." After saying that, Bai Jie went to find Puss in Boots.
After Bai Jie left, Tian Lu's nonchalant expression instantly crumbled, and he pounced on Bi Xie.
"Waaaaah, sir! I don't want to act opposite those two mud beasts anymore, it's so tiring!"
Tianlu's teary eyes (JPG).
Pi Xie was full of questions: "Tian Lu, do you really have to be so stubborn in front of Bai Jie?"
Tianlu: "Ugh, I don't want my image as a good older brother to Baijie to collapse."
The question mark above Bixie's head turned into an exclamation mark: Idiot! You weren't supposed to be like this in Baijie's mind. Never mind, I'd better not tell him.
The gaze fell on Bai Jie. "Director, how are you going to film the scene where Tianlu falls from the sky? Are you going to have to film it practically again?"
Bai Jie was deeply impressed by the incident on the first day of filming when Tianlu was almost shot by a harpoon gun. Now he was starting to worry that the ruthless director would be going to do live-action filming again.
"Yes, it's a real shot."
Bai Jie: You, director, are not only black in body, but also in heart!
"But I've already taken safety precautions. There will be a group of bird monsters pulling nets down from below. Don't worry, your brother will be fine."
Bai Jie: I misunderstood you, Puss in Boots.
After resting for a while, the crew began a new round of filming.
"3, 2, 1, Action!"
"Who are you! Let me go! Or I'll cut you down!" Tianlu, held in mid-air, flailed its four claws and howled.
"You audacious scoundrel, how dare you speak to us like that!" Suddenly, a green dragon head appeared atop the strange creature with an owl's head and a dragon's body. "We are descendants of dragons! If you don't show some respect, we'll throw you down!"
"Huh? A dragon?" Tianlu was taken aback.
The green-headed dragon ignored Tianlu's reaction and continued chattering, "But your legs are really short. You only ran a few miles in one night. The Four-Faced Beast boss even told us to be careful when we captured you. It seems there's nothing to be afraid of. By the way, where are your two brothers? Didn't they come down to the mortal realm with you?"
As Tianlu listened to the green-headed dragon's incessant rambling, veins throbbed on his forehead. "What? Two brothers? I only have one brother, okay?!"
"Did you shrink or lose your memory? You clearly..."
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi. (Little brother, there's no point in saying more.)" the owl dragon interrupted the green dragon. "Mimi mimi! (Let's hurry and take him to the four-legged creature boss!)"
As soon as he finished speaking, the owl dragon suddenly realized something was wrong. "Meow? (Huh?)" It slammed on the brakes: Where's the Pixiu?
The scene shifts to Tianlu, who is falling. "You two bastards, just you wait!"
Tianlu roared in grief and anger as he spread his fleshy wings and flapped them wildly, shouting, "I won't let you get away with this! Damn it, I'll fly! I'll fly, fly, fly, fly!"
"Cut!" Puss in Boots, perched on the cameraman's back, shouted.
At the same time, Tianlu fell into the net.
"It's noon, everyone, let's have lunch first," said the photographer as he flew to the ground, Puss in Boots jumping off him.
"Great!"
"It's finally over! QAQ"
"Waaaah! I've never taken on such tiring work before! Director! You have to pay me more!"
Before Tianlu and Longmaomaolong could say anything, the birds responsible for safety measures burst into a commotion.
"Ahem, everyone calm down. The wages were agreed upon in advance. At most, we'll add a chicken leg to your boxed lunches," Puss in Boots said with a dry cough.
Bai Jie, standing to the side, twitched his lips: "Hey, director! Have you forgotten that all these things have wings?"
Sure enough... the birds started making a ruckus again.
"I don't want chicken legs, I want to eat the worms from the tree trunk!"
"I want to eat rabbit!"
"I eat rotten flesh!"
"Okay, okay, I'll make arrangements." Puss in Boots soothed the temporary worker who was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Bai Jie, on the other hand, stood aside and watched the show with great interest.
"Bai Jie, Bai Jie, it's lunchtime, let's go find Bi Xie." Tian Lu climbed out of the net and ran to Bai Jie's side.
"Huh? Oh! Okay." Bai Jie glanced at the scene again and found that the excitement had basically subsided, so he followed Tian Lu to find Bi Xie.
"Hey, aren't you three going to get your lunchboxes?" Rabbit Lord asked, holding a lunchbox and looking at the three little Pixiu squatting together with a puzzled expression.
"No need, we brought our own food." Pixie said, activating the Pixiu clan's ancestral skill (four-dimensional hair) and directly pulling out a huge lunchbox.
Rabbit: Where did you take this from? I didn't see it at all before!
Bai Jie: I'm used to it, anyway, I've learned this trick too.
Before we knew it, lunch was over, and filming began for episode 13 of "The Beast".
"3, 2, 1, Action!"
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi. (Hello, I'm Totoro, a very powerful dragon.)" This is how the owl-headed dragon introduces itself.
"I am his younger brother, Cat Dragon. Although my name contains the word 'cat,' we do have dragon blood flowing through our veins!" The creature with the green dragon head and now a cat's body also introduced itself.
"So you need to show some respect, because we are the legitimate Dragon Palace..." With that, the cat dragon suddenly jumped up and landed on the tortoise, the two brothers striking what they thought was a cool pose: "Heirs to the throne!"
"Thump!" x2
"Ouch!"
"mum!"
After knocking down the pretentious Totoro brothers with a single punch, the Qilin withdrew its fist, still feeling unjustly accused. "What are you bragging about now? How many times have I told you, don't say such feudal things after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and..."
The four-legged creature angrily pointed at Tianlu, who was covered in dust on the ground, and said, "Everyone says you have to be careful when you capture people, how come you came back in this state!"
"Are you alright, brother?" Jinjiao asked worriedly as he stood beside Tianlu.
"I didn't expect you to fall so hard. Aren't Pixiu supposed to fly? Where are your wings?"
"Mimi mimi! (Wings!)"
When the four-legged creature went to prepare bath water, the totoro came up to Tianlu.
"I've seen your picture, big mouth, small wings, ugly." As he spoke, the image of a brass guardian statue appeared next to the cat dragon.
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi! (No, no, I think it should be like this!)" In Totoro's imagination, after Tianlu spreads its wings, it should have a dreamlike feeling with thick feathers.
"Mimi mimi mimi! (Quickly, show it to us!)"
"Hurry up!"
Totoro urged Tianlu to hurry up.
"No way! Why should you get to see it just because you want to!" Tianlu was very unhappy, feeling like he was being treated like a monkey.
"You really don't have wings anymore, do you? Oh, you're so pitiful. You've shrunk, and now you don't even have wings. Does that mean you can't fly anymore?"
Hearing Maolong's words, Tianlu's face gradually puffed up, and finally, his temper flared up... "You can't fly! It's just wings! I'll show you! Ha! Scared now!"
"Pfft, hahaha!!" Totoro and Totoro burst out laughing at the same time.
"Pass!"
As soon as Puss in Boots called "Cut!", Tianlu ran up to her and asked, "Director, can I take those two props with me?"
Tianlu's eyes lit up. The props he was referring to were the brass statue and the pair of white wings used during filming. Tianlu was quite envious of both props. To be honest, when the crew ordered the brass statue, Tianlu actually wanted a gold one, but Puss in Boots decisively refused.
Puss in Boots says: Don't think I don't know what you're up to. Even if your brother is the sugar daddy, you can't waste filming funds like this! (Unless your brother pays for the custom-made gold statue.)
As for the white wings, Tianlu wasn't initially interested in them, but after he put them on, Baijie exclaimed from the sidelines, "So cool!"
Closer to home.
"Fine, you can take it." Puss in Boots didn't really care. Anyway, these two props would just end up gathering dust in the warehouse after they were used, so giving them to Tianlu wouldn't hurt.
"Thank you, Director!" Tianlu said happily, then turned around and pounced on the bronze statue. Then... a creaking sound rang out.
Puss in Boots: Let's cook right here!
"Crunch, crunch, warding off evil, gudong, a cure-all, let's eat together!"
"Okay, sure." Bixie agreed and followed along to start gnawing on it.
"I... I don't need it, you guys can eat it." Bai Jie took two steps back, sweating profusely: Don't you guys feel embarrassed eating your own statue in public like this?
"Bai Jie, when are you going to get over your OCD?" Bi Xie stopped talking and looked at Bai Jie helplessly.
Bai Jie: Is this my OCD?! It's clearly because you guys aren't picky eaters at all!
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