The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 31 One wave subsides, another rises
After Ao Bing's matter came to an end, the crew of beasts headed to today's filming location.
"Tianlu, are you close to Nezha? You keep mentioning Ao Bing after you met him," Baijie asked curiously during their journey.
"Of course we're close. He's my best buddy, we went to war together, and he even gave me lots of good food." As he spoke, Tianlu subconsciously swallowed.
Bai Jie: "So your last sentence is the key point, right?"
"How could it be just because of food? Evil Battle and I are invincible on the battlefield..."
"Stop!" Bai Jie raised his paw to halt Tian Lu's self-aggrandizing behavior. "How does the lotus root taste?"
"It's so delicious, the best I've ever eaten... um..." Tianlu paused, realizing he might have revealed something.
Bai Jie smirked. "You really are just after her body, aren't you?"
"We still have brotherly ties," Tianlu awkwardly defended himself.
"Yes, I believe that. It's a brotherhood built on lust for his body." Bai Jie nodded in agreement.
Tianlu: "Although Baijie is right, something still feels off to me."
Before Tianlu could figure out the meaning behind Baijie's words, Puss in Boots' voice suddenly came from ahead, "We're here."
As they were chatting, Bai Jie and Tian Lu looked up and saw that they had arrived at a forest deep in the mountains.
"Mimi mimi mimi".
"You are here."
Two familiar figures came into view; it was Totoro, who had arrived a step earlier.
"Mimi!"
"father!"
When Totoro saw Ao Bing, its eyes lit up, and it instantly rushed over and flanked him from both sides.
"Hey, good boy." A kind smile appeared on the face of the scumbag dragon, which was extremely incongruous with his temperament.
"If these two kids hadn't pulled the cat away in time, I would have lost my handsome face that could charm countless girls. Hmm, I should treat them better."
"Humph!"
A cold snort interrupted Ao Bing's thoughts. He looked up and saw Wa Mao staring at him with an unfriendly expression.
His body trembled instinctively, and with a whoosh, Ao Bing flashed behind Rabbit Lord with lightning speed.
Rabbit looked completely bewildered: "Wait, why are you hiding behind me again? I told you it's no use!"
"Well, brother, let me hide away for a while; at least I'll feel safer."
Rabbit Lord (a nickname) is speechless. (JPG image)
"You two come here. Don't stay with that scumbag dragon, you'll be corrupted," Wa Mao said expressionlessly to Long Mao Mao Long.
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi".
"No, we've finally seen Dad, we want to stay with Dad."
Ao Bing: Although I'm a little touched, please don't do this. Wa Mao's eyes are already filled with murderous intent when he looks at me!
Rabbit Lord, standing between Wa Mao and Ao Bing: Don't drag me into your family's affairs! Ao Bing, get out of my way, stop hiding behind me!
A family of four, plus an innocent bunny, are staging a family drama, while Bai Jie is sidling up next to Puss in Boots.
"Director, is it really appropriate for you to have them act opposite each other? What if they get emotional and start fighting?"
"Uh..." Puss in Boots wiped the cold sweat from his brow. "It...shouldn't...be...okay..."
"What do you think?" Bai Jie gestured towards Wa Mao and Ao Bing.
Puss in Boots turned to look.
"You two, let me go! I'm going to castrate this scumbag dragon today!"
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi!"
"Mom, calm down! You promised you wouldn't hit me!?"
The familiar scene played out again: the two filial sons desperately tried to stop their mother and save their father's happiness for the rest of his life.
"Well, Mrs. WaMao, please talk this out. Fighting won't solve anything," Rabbit Lord said, his heart pounding with fear, afraid that he would be caught in the crossfire if things escalated.
Bai Jie looked away and stared at Puss in Boots, his meaning clear: Are you sure there won't be any filming accidents?
"Um... I'll personally give him a pep talk then." Puss in Boots, sweating profusely, added a JPG: Totoro, Puss in Boots, it's no good! I've done so much pep talking, but it hasn't done anything!
After a while of commotion, Puss in Boots and Xiaohang finally joined the persuasion team and managed to calm the cat down.
Next to the filming location, the main actors for today sat together, the atmosphere heavy with tension.
Cat Dragon glanced at the tile cat beside him. He tried to move his rear end a little closer to Ao Bing, and then he received all sorts of frantic winks from Ao Bing.
Although you couldn't see his eyes through the sunglasses, the meaning was clear: Good son, please don't come any closer, or I'll get another beating.
Having received his father's encrypted call, Maolong had no choice but to reluctantly move back.
The scene fell silent again. After a while, just as Bai Jie was about to lose his temper, the beast that broke the awkward silence finally arrived.
"Good morning, everyone. What's going on here?" The voice of the strange creature came from afar.
"The four-legged creature is here. I'll go greet it." x4
Bai Jie, Rabbit, Puss in Boots, and Xiao Hang exchanged a glance. Then, in perfect unison, they left, leaving Tianlu and Bixie standing there bewildered, completely unaware of what was happening.
"Uh... I'll go with Bai Jie to meet the Qi Xiang." Realizing what had happened, Tian Lu ran off.
"I want to go with my two younger brothers." Bixie ran off too.
Watching the departing figure, the two little Totoro opened their mouths, wanting to follow, but when they saw their mother with a sour face beside them, they wisely kept their mouths shut.
On the other side, the four-legged creature surrounded by a group of beasts looked bewildered: Although I am well-liked in the crew, is it really necessary to make such a big fuss to welcome me? Almost everyone is here.
"Director, didn't you say you wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with Wa Mao? Why were you silent before?" Without Wa Mao's aura, Bai Jie became lively again.
"With Ao Bing there, what could I possibly say?" Puss in Boots' lips twitched. She suspected that if she had dared to speak back then, it might have caused a bloodbath.
"Let's think of a solution; they can't go on like this," Bixie interjected.
"What can I do? Maybe I should try looking for some inspirational quotes online?" Bai Jie shrugged.
"Won't this work?" Xiaohang questioned.
The ignored creature: Aren't you here to welcome me?
"Teacher Tony, what's going on?" the four-legged creature asked Rabbit Lord in confusion.
"Ah, here's how it is..."
After Rabbit God's vivid explanation, the Qilin finally understood the current situation.
"I see. Hmm... Can't we let them separate and calm down first?"
"Huh?!" The beasts who were discussing this were taken aback: It seems to make sense. Why do we have to try to persuade someone when they're angry?
"I was being stubborn. I'll arrange for them to be separated when we get back," Puss in Boots said, slapping his forehead in sudden realization.
After discussing the details, the group of beasts went back and told Wa Mao and Ao Bing about it.
Upon hearing the news, Wa Mao didn't react much, but Ao Bing was overjoyed: he no longer had to worry about possibly becoming a castrated dragon at any moment!
"Phew, all done." After seeing off his two nemesis, Puss in Boots breathed a sigh of relief: Hopefully, by the time it's their turn to film this afternoon, Wadcat will have completely calmed down.
"Director, the beasts are all here, shouldn't we start filming?" Rabbit asked.
"Not yet, the venue isn't set up yet," Xiaohang replied, taking the initiative to continue the conversation.
"Ah, what should we do now?" Bai Jie asked aloud, while thinking to himself: The big gossip is gone, are we just going to wait around doing nothing?
"Hmm..." Puss in Boots stroked his chin and pondered for a moment. "Totoro, Totoro, is this your first time acting? Why don't you show off your acting skills first?"
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi. (I'll do it, I'm really good!)"
"Yes, my brother is amazing."
Totoro and Totoro sing in harmony.
All the beasts: What did Totoro just say?
The show begins.
When Totoro is happy: it shows its signature smile.
Puss in Boots: This expression is alright, isn't it?
When Totoro is sad: it shows its signature smile.
Bai Jie: No, this isn't right, is it?
When Totoro is angry: it displays its signature smile.
All the beasts: Silence... silence... silence...
"Mimi mimi! (Isn't it cool!)" Totoro didn't think his acting was bad at all; on the contrary, he felt pretty good about himself.
"Brother is awesome!"
Hmm... it seems that Neko-Dragon and Totoro have the same idea.
"Expressionless acting, go ahead and start."
The producer and director are secretly plotting.
"No way, they got in through connections." Puss in Boots: For the sake of the Dragon Palace, I'll tolerate it!
The sun was high in the sky, casting dappled sunlight that filtered through the leaves, leaving mottled marks on the ground.
"That bastard, the Four-Faced Beast, won't feed me or even install Wi-Fi! I'm leaving! I'm not going to suffer in this awful place anymore!"
A huffy Tianlu trotted through the mountains. After a while, it plopped down on the ground and pulled out its phone. "We're almost out of the mountains. There should be a signal here. Let me buy a train ticket online..."
While fiddling with his phone, Tianlu, deep in thought, didn't notice a yellow cat's head peeking out from behind him. "Hmm... 1230 something...?"
"Meow!" The yellow cat pounced on Tianlu with lightning speed.
"Oh my god!" Hearing the noise, Tianlu turned around and saw a big cat face rushing straight at him.
The cat head approached and bit Tianlu Mingsheng on the back of the neck. Then it soared into the sky. Only then could one see the full appearance of this beast. The yellow cat head actually had the body of a dragon.
"Awoooooo?!" Tianlu was both shocked and confused, and before he could react, he was lifted into the sky.
"Pass!"
"Bang!" Samo closed the script.
"Phew~" Puss in Boots wiped the sweat from his brow: It wasn't easy! The first shot of this expressionless face is finally over.
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