Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the initial novice mission!"

In the early morning, the familiar system prompt sound rang in Su Qing's mind.

[Ding! Major upgrade]

【System Version 2.0】

【Recommendation: Check out the new features】

"What new feature?" Su Qing asked curiously.

【System function upgrades are as follows:

1. Emoji package production upgrade: you can create your own

2. Comedy skills enhancement: New improvisational comedy

3. Interactive system is enabled: you can have fun interacting with NPCs

4. Optimized mission system: more generous rewards]

"So many new features?" Su Qing's eyes lit up.

[Ding! Yes]

Because you performed well

【Suggestion: Try the new feature】

"Then try it first..." Su Qing was about to try when she suddenly heard a noise outside.

"Oh no! There's a fire in the East Market!"

Su Qing hurried out to check and saw thick smoke billowing in the distance.

[Ding! New mission triggered]

[Mission Objective: Resolve the Crisis]

[Reward: Advanced Funny Skills]

"Xiao Cui, prepare the carriage!"

Arriving at the East Market, the scene was in chaos. The fire was huge, but what was worse was the panic among the crowd.

"What should we do?" someone asked anxiously.

"It will take a while for the water truck to arrive..."

[Ding! Crisis Analysis]

Key: Crowd Control

【Suggestion: Use new features】

Su Qing suddenly had an idea: "System, activate improvisational comedy mode!"

[Ding! Mode activated]

【Effect: The people around you will be attracted by your performance】

【Suggestion: Get creative】】

Su Qing jumped onto a rock and suddenly started performing.

She imitated various antics and improvised a joke, which immediately attracted the panicked crowd.

[Ding! Significant effect]

[Crowd sentiment: Relaxed]

【Suggestion: Continue the performance】

Taking advantage of this opportunity, other officials quickly organized firefighting.

The water hose truck also arrived in time and the fire was quickly brought under control.

"Miss," a vendor said gratefully, "thank you for distracting the crowd, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous."

[Ding! Mission accomplished]

[Gain: Advanced Funny Skills]

[New Skill: Group Joy]

Just then, the sound of horse hooves came from afar.

It’s Mo Yunchen!

"I heard there was a fire in the East Market," he dismounted, "are you okay?"

【Ding! Sweet interaction】

[Prince: Concern leads to confusion]

【Suggestion: Act like a spoiled child】

"I'm fine," Su Qing said with a smile, "but why did your Highness come here in person?"

"This..." Mo Yunchen rarely showed embarrassment, "I was just passing by."

[Ding! See through the lie]

Prince: Saying one thing and thinking another

【Suggestion: Continue teasing】

"Really?" Su Qing blinked, "Then why is His Highness coming from the direction of the palace?"

Mo Yunchen: ...

The people around couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene.

[Ding! New function launched]

[Group Joy Effect: Activate]

【Scene: Joyful and harmonious】

"Ahem," Mo Yunchen said seriously, "I'm here to inspect the disaster."

"Then Your Highness, would you like to see my new skills?" Su Qing smiled cunningly.

“What new skill?”

"For example..." Su Qing activated the emoji package creation function, "Record His Highness's current expression?"

【Ding! New function usage】

[Name of emoticon pack: The embarrassment of the proud prince]

【Suggestion: Collect as a souvenir】

Mo Yunchen: ...This woman is becoming more and more lawless!

But he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

This lively and lovely woman always makes him laugh.

[Ding! Sweetness is heating up]

[Crown Prince Favorability +10]

【Suggestion: Continue to give out candy】

"By the way, Your Highness," Su Qing suddenly said, "I've just learned a new skill."

“What skill?”

"Group joy!" she said as she activated her skill.

Suddenly, everyone around felt an inexplicable joy.

[Ding! Skill test]

【Effect: Perfect】

【Recommendation: Use in moderation】

"This is..." Mo Yunchen was surprised, "How did you do it?"

"Well..." Su Qing smiled mysteriously, "It's a secret."

Mo Yunchen looked at her thoughtfully. This woman was always full of surprises.

【System prompt】

1. The new features are very powerful

2. The prince is fascinated by you.

3. Keep working hard!

4. Know when to stop.

Su Qing: ...Your system is finally serious for once!

【System Proud.jpg】

【Isn’t this an upgrade?】

[Tips: There are more surprises later~]

Looking at the prince in front of her, Su Qing suddenly felt that with the system having new functions, the days ahead would definitely be more interesting.

Whether in the court or in private, she would give this arrogant man little surprises from time to time!