Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Empress, His Majesty is absent from court again!"

This is the sentence Su Qing heard most often after becoming queen.

[Ding! Daily routine begins]

Emperor: You’re being naughty again.

【Suggestion: Take care of him】

"How many times has this happened?" Su Qing held her forehead with her hand.

"This is the seventh time this month," Xiao Cui counted on her fingers, "Every time he said he was going to review memorials..."

"The results of it?"

“I ended up planting flowers in the back garden…”

[Ding! Packet capture scene]

Emperor: Gardening Enthusiast

【Suggestion: Go and catch someone】

That’s right, since ascending the throne, Mo Yunchen has become obsessed with gardening.

The reason was simple—because Su Qing casually mentioned that she liked flowers.

So the king of a country began to study flower cultivation himself.

[Ding! Daily Pampering for Wife]

Emperor: Planting flowers for you

【Suggestion: Be moved】

"Your Majesty, do you want to bring His Majesty back?" Xiao Cui asked.

"No need," Su Qing said with a smile, "Let him play for a while."

“But the ministers are waiting…”

"Tell them that His Majesty is reviewing important memorials."

[Ding! Husband-protecting moment]

[Queen: She also dotes on her husband]

【Suggestion: Continue to indulge】

When I arrived at the back garden, I saw Mo Yunchen pruning a peony.

"This pot of flowers is blooming beautifully," he said without looking up. "Would you like to see it, my lady?"

"Your Majesty is in such a good mood," Su Qing said with a smile, "The ministers are all waiting impatiently."

"Let them wait," Mo Yunchen said indifferently, "this flower is more important."

【Ding! Daily coquettishness】

[Emperor: I must pamper my wife]

【Suggestion: Cooperate with him】

“Is it really more important than the court meeting?”

"Of course," Mo Yunchen said seriously, "this is planted for my wife."

Su Qing couldn't help laughing: "Your Majesty, you will be recorded in the history books by the historians if you do this."

"Write it then," Mo Yunchen hummed, "Let future generations know how much I love the Queen."

【Ding! Sweet daily life】

Emperor: Showing Affection

【Suggestion: Keep a low profile】

Just then, the Queen Mother arrived.

"You two..." The Queen Mother said helplessly, "How old are you and still so affectionate?"

"Mother," Mo Yunchen said seriously, "this is called love."

Su Qing: ...This man is becoming more and more shameless!

[Ding! Flirting]

Emperor: Getting more and more naughty

【Suggestion: Take care of him】

"By the way," the Queen Mother said, "isn't the selection of concubines to be held today?"

"Cancelled," Mo Yunchen said without even raising his head.

"Why?"

"One person is enough for my harem."

[Ding! Declaration of Doting on My Wife]

Emperor: Single-minded

【Suggestion: Be moved】

The Queen Mother looked at Su Qing: "Are you just spoiling him like this?"

"There's nothing a daughter-in-law can do about it," Su Qing said with a smile, "Who made His Majesty so devoted?"

"You guys..." The Queen Mother shook her head, "You've been married for so long and you're still like this."

【Ding! Sweet daily life】

【Happy family life】

【Suggestion: Keep going】

At this time, Xiao Cui came running over: "My Lady, something happened!"

"What's wrong?"

"The chefs in the imperial kitchen are on strike! They say..." Xiao Cui glanced at Mo Yunchen.

“What did you say?”

"It is said that His Majesty always asks them to make strange dishes..."

【Ding! Daily fun】

Emperor: Making trouble again.

【Suggestion: Gossip a little】

It turns out that Mo Yunchen has recently become obsessed with researching new dishes.

The reason was because Su Qing said she wanted to eat something fresh.

So the chefs in the imperial kitchen had to try all kinds of strange combinations every day...

[Ding! Daily Pampering for Wife]

Emperor: Studying for you.

【Suggestion: Take care of him】

"Your Majesty," Su Qing said helplessly, "Please stop bothering the chefs."

"I'm innovating," Mo Yunchen said seriously, "For example, today's 'Rose Stewed Shark Fin'..."

"Stop!" Su Qing stopped him, "This is too weird!"

[Ding! Stop seeking death]

Emperor: Being Disliked

【Suggestion: Comfort yourself】

"I just want my wife to eat something good..." Mo Yunchen said aggrievedly.

"Your Majesty," Su Qing said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "I think ordinary dishes are fine."

"real?"

"Really, as long as His Majesty accompanies me, anything is fine."

[Ding! Sweet moment]

Emperor: Comforted.

【Suggestion: Keep coaxing】

The Queen Mother couldn't help laughing when she saw this scene.

This young couple is becoming more and more interesting.

One is always thinking about pampering his wife, and the other is always coaxing his husband.

【Ding! Warm daily life】

[Empress Dowager: Eat candy until you are full]

【Suggestion: Continue feeding】

"By the way, my lady," Mo Yunchen suddenly said, "I have a surprise for you."

“What surprise?”

“Follow me.”

He took Su Qing to a yard.

[Ding! Surprise preview]

Emperor: Prepare gifts.

【Suggestion: Look forward to it】

The yard is full of flowers of various colors!

And the arrangement of the flowers...actually formed the four big words "I love the Queen"!

Su Qing: ...This is too exaggerated!

[Ding! Daily Pampering for Wife]

[Emperor: Showing affection again]

【Suggestion: Be appropriately moved】

"Is this what Your Majesty has been busy with these days?"

"Well," Mo Yunchen said proudly, "how is it?"

"This..." Su Qing was at a loss for words. "Your Majesty, aren't you afraid of being laughed at?"

"It's a joke, so be it," Mo Yunchen said proudly, "I'm happy with it."

[Ding! Earthy love words]

[Emperor: Getting better and better at flirting]

【Suggestion: Just don’t flirt】

Just then, a group of ministers rushed in!

"Your Majesty! The court meeting..."

Before he could finish his words, he saw the four big words "I love the Queen" among the flowers.

There was silence.

[Ding! Social Death Scene]

[Ministers: Received a critical hit]

【Suggestion: Pretend not to see it】

"Ahem," Mo Yunchen said calmly, "This... is studying gardening."

Ministers: ...

Su Qing couldn't help but want to laugh. This man, he still wants to save face?

[Ding! Face slapping moment]

Emperor: Still pretending.

【Suggestion: Cooperate with him】

"Since all of you are here," Mo Yunchen said seriously, "why don't you come together to appreciate my gardening?"

Ministers: ...

The Queen Mother laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.

This son is becoming more and more unreliable!

【System prompt】

[1. Daily life in the harem is really happy]

2. The Emperor is becoming more and more naughty

3. Ministers are going crazy

[4. But...keep on pampering~]

Su Qing: ...Why is your system still there?

【System cute.jpg】

【Isn’t this because I want to see you two being affectionate?】

[Tips: His Majesty has prepared more surprises~]

Looking at the man in front of her who planted flowers for her and studied recipes, Su Qing felt so happy.

Who says that emperors must have three palaces and six courtyards?

Her Majesty only dotes on her.