Fantasy: The Second Miss Said She Was Ordinary

Karen swallowed hard. She had always loved good food and had heard of the famous dish "pissing beef balls" before, but had never tried it. She never expected that her servant would actually make it today.

Perfect timing! A full stomach will give me the energy to deal with Chu Xuantian later, and hopefully I can trick her into killing Tony.

She put on her bib, picked up her knife and fork, and looked at the plate of beef balls that the servant brought over. She delicately cut off a small piece and put it in her mouth.

"Mmm, the meat is tender and smooth, very good." He gave a thumbs up while eating.

The servants were overjoyed and said, "Servant, you must bite into the whole thing and feel the beef ball bursting with juice in your mouth."

Karen nodded, picked up a beef ball with her fork, and did so expectantly.

"Pfft." The sound of bursting liquid, a warm liquid gushing onto the tongue.

Karen frowned.

Ok?

What does it taste like?

Why is she so provocative?

Is this the original taste of "pissing beef balls"? No way, how could this taste be a famous dish?

"How did you do it?"

Several servants hurriedly replied, "It was made using the ingredients you brought back, Divine Servant."

What she brought back, raw materials?

Karen's gaze slowly fell on the palace entrance. Where was the chamber pot she had left there?

Wait, pee?

Karen's face turned green instantly after realizing what she had eaten.

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!" She made a series of tongue-twisting sounds that she had learned without being taught. If Qin Youyou saw it, she would definitely give her a thumbs up. With this talent, it would be a pity if she didn't learn Russian or do beatboxing.

The stench of urine in her mouth was still terrifying and assaulted her senses. Poor Karen, she frantically rinsed her mouth.

No matter how much you rinse, you can get rid of the taste in your mouth, but you can't get rid of the taste in your heart.

She collapsed into her chair, half-dead, and looked down at the trembling servants kneeling below. With a flick of her wrist, spiritual energy shot out: "Die! Die, all of you!"

Looking at the corpses below, the resentment in her heart finally dissipated a little.

He stood up, kicked them a few times, leaned on a snake-head cane, tidied his white hair, and then walked outside without looking strange.

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Chu Xuantian looked at the little gray cat sprawled out on her big bed, wanting to call out but not daring to, and even not daring to approach it.

I'm afraid it will dislike the smell on me.

She didn't know what was wrong with her; she inexplicably smelled like a green tea bitch.

She herself had gotten used to it, and the servants dared not show any unusual behavior, but the evergreen tree in the hall would wilt whenever she approached it, which suggested that she must smell rather unpleasant.

Moreover, I always have an inexplicable appetite for rats, insects, and toads.

When she was trapped in the Land of Death, she even raised several nests of rats and ants to eat. Now that she's been out for two days, she hasn't eaten anything and her mouth is so bland.

"Sigh..." Chu Xuantian sighed deeply, feeling truly aggrieved.

That sigh woke Qin Youyou up.

She stretched her limbs and scrambled to her feet.

The tip of its nose twitched.

"You smell really strong. Did you take a shower?"

Chu Xuantian was startled and quickly bowed: "Reporting to Daddy, I washed it eight times last night as you instructed, and I washed it again this morning."

She almost rubbed off a layer of her skin!

Qin Youyou was dissatisfied; the bath wasn't effective.

Suddenly, she remembered how incredibly powerful she was now. It was just a mere scent; she could directly manipulate scent molecules to cause changes!

Pointing its paw forward, it said, "Change to Chanel No. 5."

"What?" Chu Xuantian looked confused.

The next moment, she felt that the original green tea and white lotus scent on her body had dissipated, replaced by a light, fresh, and elegant fragrance.

Chu Xuantian looked at the little gray cat in fear... It had easily changed the body odor that had been giving her a headache... The gods are indeed powerful!

Qin Youyou's nose twitched.

"That's not bad."

She jumped into Chu Xuantian's arms: "Come on, carry me out and let's meet your men."

"Yes……"

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Chu Xuantian sat high on the holy throne.

He was holding a small gray cat that was wagging its tail in his arms.

Below stood twenty-four high-ranking divine messengers and six existing divine servants.

Qin You, sporting a rooster-like hairstyle, felt Karen glare at him fiercely.

He's innocent, what happened?

Urine can't be used? Well, you can't blame him for that, can you? He said he wasn't a virgin.

But after he looked at her questioningly, Karen forced a kind smile.

Qin You rubbed his arm. Karen, the Divine Servant, is really fickle.

Tony was dragged up, bound and gagged.

Karen took a step forward, leaning on her cane, and bowed: "Great Goddess, Heaven and Earth bear witness, Tony and Yun Zhiyao are in cahoots. Yun Zhiyao has already been released by him, and the divine servants guarding the prison have all been drained of their blood by his razor!"

Chu Xuantian had heard about these things before, and frowned, instinctively still refusing to believe them.

"Is there any evidence?"

After all, Tony had always been loyal to her, and it was he who went to great lengths to save her from the brink of death.

She had always been controlled by StarClan and didn't have many people she could truly use, so she didn't want to wrong Tony.

Karen gestured for her servant to present the evidence: "A recording stone captured Tony's appearance, and you can also see the state of his body. Apart from Tony's Razor, there is no other divine weapon in the world that can drain the blood of three hundred warrior-level experts!"

Luo Lanxie stepped forward as well: "Great Goddess, I can also testify that Tony tried to persuade me to escape, but I secretly informed Karen in time, which is how he was caught. Otherwise, he would probably have already escaped!"

Tony, already on the verge of death from torture, still glared and cursed upon hearing these slanders: "Karen, Luo Xie, you two are spouting lies, you deserve to die a horrible death!"

He knelt down deeply before Chu Xuantian, tears streaming down his face: "Goddess, Tony has always been loyal and devoted to you. Over the years, he has served you faithfully and tirelessly. Even if he has not made any great contributions, he has certainly worked hard. If he has any disloyal intentions, may Heaven and Earth punish him!"

Chu Xuantian had already watched the images on the recording stone, and it was indeed Tony who was killing people.

He then carefully examined the knife marks on the corpse's neck... Indeed, only Tony's razor could have made such clean cuts and drained the blood from the body.

But something still feels off.

“I think…” Chu Xuantian frowned as she spoke her thoughts, but before she could finish, she felt her arm being whipped by the kitten’s tail.

A childish voice rang out: "Heh heh, killing over three hundred people so brutally, they deserve to die!"

Chu Xuantian froze.

His face turned pale.

"Daddy, stop fooling around, be good, this matter is complicated."

Only then did everyone notice the kitten on Chu Xuantian's lap.

A moment of surprise, Dad?

Are you sure it's these two characters?

Is this kitten the goddess's new pet?

It's so small, and you can't tell its bloodline level, but it's actually a divine beast that can speak human language. It's really amazing.

But why would the goddess give it such a name?

That's really a twisted sense of humor...