Fantasy: The Second Miss Said She Was Ordinary

"That's all?" Karen's heart sank.

That won't do. She came here specifically to buy her life. How can we not succeed?

Karen chatted awkwardly with Qin You for a while, making small talk, while her gaze kept searching through Vadasi's bedroom.

But no matter how hard I searched, I couldn't find anything particularly valuable.

Wouldn't it be too obvious to spend 50,000 gold coins to buy that vase on the table?

Karen was caught in a dilemma when suddenly an idea struck her. "Well... I have another request that I find difficult to make this time."

Qin You raised an eyebrow, having already seen through her unease, but didn't expose her: "Please speak."

"Hehe... I'm currently refining a top-grade elixir, but I'm missing one ingredient..."

"Ok?"

"Hehe, boy's urine."

Even someone as composed as Qin You almost tripped and fell flat on his face.

He expressed strong skepticism about the veracity of her statement: "You have hundreds of divine servants under your command, yet you can't find a boy's urine?"

“Hey, don’t even mention it.” Karen looked heartbroken. “Among them, there are some who are still virgins, but they are all old virgins, over fifty years old, and the medicine is no longer effective. What I need is urine from boys under fifty years old.”

With a deep gaze, he said, "Vadasi, in this Temple of Holy Light, you are the youngest."

Qin You crossed her arms and said, "No, Sister Karen, I am not a virgin."

He didn't know if Vadasi was a virgin, but Hua Yan'er was his girlfriend back in Dragon Ridge Academy. Besides, how could a playboy not have been close to women?

Karen, however, had already prepared her answer. She tugged at Qin You's rooster-like hair and said, "Watashi, do you think any woman would be interested in you looking like this?"

"Stop pretending, you are a virgin."

Qin You cried out that he was wronged: "I am really not a virgin! Miss Hua was once my lover! All the students of Dragon Ridge Academy can testify to that."

"Hahahaha." Karen laughed even louder: "Is the eldest daughter of the Hua family blind or stupid? There are so many fine men in the world, why would she choose someone with a rooster-like hairstyle like you?"

Qin You muttered, "Back when we were talking, I didn't have a rooster-like hairstyle yet."

"Oh, you talked about it back then, but now you haven't? How dare you tarnish the reputation of the eldest daughter of the Hua family? I'm going to ask the Hua family now whether they agree or not."

Karen turned to leave.

Qin You realized something was wrong and quickly pulled her back, "Alright, alright, please forgive me. I had a falling out with the eldest daughter of the Hua family back then. If you really go after the Hua family, where will I put my face?"

He groaned inwardly, thinking how troublesome this old woman was.

Karen smiled broadly, her face beaming: "So, you're still a virgin."

"I'm not."

"Try selling your urine to me, and I'll know whether it's true or not."

Qin You remained silent.

Well, it seems like we'll have to sell urine today.

"Okay, then you wait here, I'll go get some water first."

He turned and walked into the inner hall, about to undo his belt, when he suddenly stopped.

He wasn't like Youyou; he had a pretty clear understanding of himself. His urine was no ordinary thing, so how could he let this old lady have it?

After entering QQ Farm, I asked Luo Chunxie and the others for urine.

People who fast don't completely stop urinating, they just don't urinate much. Plus, the QQ Farm perk is pretty good, so they can eat and drink whenever they have free time. Therefore, even if hundreds of people try to squeeze, each person can still manage to squeeze out a drop or two.

If you put them together, there are quite a few.

Finally, Qin You covered her nose and walked out of the inner hall carrying a small bottle of liquid.

Karen's eyes lit up, and she beamed with joy: "Good boy, here, this is your money for buying pee."

She handed me a bag of mustard seeds.

Qin You took it and looked at it. Wow, it must be a full 500,000 gold coins.

"No need, it's just a pee."

“That’s not all there is to it,” Karen said seriously. “You’ve done me a huge favor; no amount of money is too much.”

Unable to refuse such hospitality, Qin You accepted.

"Alright, I won't cheat the old man. If you can't use the urine, come back to me and I'll refund your money."

"Okay, okay." Karen didn't want to waste any more words, so she hurriedly said goodbye and left.

A refund? Don't even think about it!

Hehehe, does she want pee? Such a naive child.

What she wants is the boy's life!

She refused to believe she couldn't buy her life with 500,000 yuan.

Karen hurriedly walked towards her palace, carrying her urine, when she suddenly saw a crowd gathered outside the forbidden area.

"What's wrong?"

"Karen, you didn't know? The forbidden area has been burned down."

"Ah!" Karen exclaimed in surprise, then overjoyed: "The goddess?"

I hope Chu Xuantian didn't die inside! That would be wonderful!

She almost set off firecrackers on the spot.

But the servants shook their heads: "This forbidden area was burned down by the goddess. Last night, the goddess came out of the forbidden area."

"What!" Karen's eyes widened.

Without further delay, she hurried towards her palace.

She had no idea what Chu Xuantian was up to; she needed to get Vadashi's life in her hands as soon as possible.

He closed the door, put the chamber pot aside, and rushed to the inner sanctum to perform a fatal ritual.

The servants outside looked at the chamber pot on the ground and asked, "What is this?"

They walked over, opened it, and took a sniff, immediately wrinkling their noses at the pungent smell.

"Could it be urine?"

"That shouldn't be the case. Karen, the Divine Servant, brought back a jar of urine? That's ridiculous."

"Could it be like the Cloud Dew from before, something we bring back to cook with?"

“That makes sense! After all, Karen the Divine Servant is a glutton.”

"I remember now, Karen mentioned a while ago that she wanted to eat a famous dish called 'Pissing Beef Balls'..."

"Oh? Then let's quickly get to work serving Karen!"

The servants, eager to get started, carried their chamber pots and set off, all looking forward to showing off their skills and making those "pissing beef balls" to please their master.

Inside the inner palace.

Karen cast the spell again.

"Wadasi, come to my rescue!"

She suddenly opened her palm.

The next moment, my heart skipped a beat.

The lines on his palm were as they had always been; Vadasi's life line had not appeared.

Her voice rose eight octaves: "How is that possible! I already increased it to 500,000!"

Undeterred, she cast the spell again: "Vadasi, bring me life!"

However, my palm was empty, and nothing changed.

Karen took a deep breath and murmured, "I never imagined that this kid's life would be so precious."

However, the more expensive the destiny, the more excited she became and the more she wanted to possess it.

Once under her control, they can unleash even greater potential!

"Watashi, don't rush, your life will be mine sooner or later."

If 500,000 gold coins can't buy it, then 800,000 or 1 million!

Now that Tony is under her control and Yun Zhiyao has escaped, the entire Holy Light Temple will fall into her hands sooner or later.

And all the wealth accumulated by the temple over the past ten thousand years will fall into her hands.

Just as she was carefully planning her future, the servant's voice came from outside: "Servant, the pissing beef balls are ready."

Hmm? Pissing beef balls?