My Mr. Monster

It was already noon when they returned. Lu Xuan's family was shocked to see Wu Yang covered with bags. They looked at Lu Xuan in confusion.

"Mom and Dad, this is my former classmate. We got along very well. I asked him to come over and play with me for a while." Lu Xuan said, looking at Wu Yang.

Wu Yang, upon receiving the instructions, bowed at a right angle and then said solemnly, "Hello, uncle, aunt, grandpa, and grandma. My name is Wu Yang, and I'm Lu Xuan's high school classmate. I just happened to know that Lu Xuan was here, so I came here to spend some time. I might bother you for a while, so I bought some gifts."

Looking at Wu Yang who was like a machine, everyone took a while to recover. They looked at Lu Xuan and then at Wu Yang, and then they started to speak.

"Just tell me you're coming to play, why buy me a gift?"

"Xuanxuan is really something. I haven't even cleaned up the room yet for my friends to come over. Have they had lunch yet?"

Lu Xuan smiled and said to grandma, "He's already eaten when he comes, so grandma doesn't have to clean the room. He can sleep with me, so you don't have to wash the sheets and quilts when he leaves."

"It's not convenient for two people to sleep together." Grandma was a little hesitant.

Wu Yang suddenly said, "I don't move around when I sleep."

Lu Xuan took the opportunity to give Wu Yang a title, "Grandma, he's a soldier. He's disciplined and honest."

Everyone was surprised when these words came out. Grandpa Lu Xuan, who was always calm, couldn't help but look at Wu Yang a few more times. The more he looked, the more satisfied he seemed. He said, "You can tell at first glance that this young man has been a soldier. He looks even stronger than Xuan Xuan."

In order to prevent the secret from being exposed, Lu Xuan pulled Wu Yang and said goodbye to everyone and ran upstairs quickly. Wu Yang kept quiet unless someone asked him anything. Lu Xuan had emphasized all the instructions to him no less than ten times when they came.

Don’t say anything unless asked. Just agree with whatever I say. If you don’t know what to say, look at me and I will help you out.

It has to be said that Lu Xuan is very reliable to some extent, and Wu Yang feels very safe.

"It's over now?" Wu Yang felt like he was dreaming.

"Are they going to interrogate you?" Lu Xuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He was really afraid that Wu Yang would reveal the truth or that his family would ask too many questions.

"I bought a lot of food, enough to last me for a while." Wu Yang sat on the bed and leaned against the headboard. "I think it's time for a nap. I feel like my body is reminding me to rest."

"What the hell? Hurry up and separate your things." Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang.

"Just put it together. It's so troublesome to divide it up. I'm so tired carrying all that stuff back." Wu Yang said lazily, with no intention of moving at all.

"Okay." Lu Xuan thought that he might really be tired, and asked again, "Are you hot?"

"It's okay." Wu Yang said with narrowed eyes.

"Give me a correct answer. I also have a hard time choosing." Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang leaning against the head of the bed and felt displeased. Why?

"I'm fine with anything. I'm not picky."

"Then turn on the fan. If you want to sleep, just sleep. I have to go downstairs to see if there is anything I can do for you." Lu Xuan turned on the fan to the maximum power.

"You still want to work?" Wu Yang was shocked.

"Who do you think I am?" Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at Wu Yang.

"Go wash your hair before going to bed. There are a lot of broken hairs after a haircut, and they will fall on the pillow. Also, take off your shoes. If you miss your hard bed, you can spread the bamboo mat over there on the ground and lie down on it."

"I see. I didn't expect there would be someone more talkative than Han Song."

"Stop nagging, you're just as bad as me." Lu Xuan said, closed the door and walked out.

Wu Yang heard the sound of Lu Xuan coming down the stairs. He walked to Lu Xuan's desk and casually picked up the mirror on it to look at himself. He seemed to look better after cutting his hair short.

No wonder Lu Xuan insisted on having his hair cut, saying that his hair looked like it had been chewed by a dog before he got a cut.

"Which dog dares to bite me? Lu Xuan has no taste." Wu Yang only felt that he was in good condition. In his world, he thought he was the most awesome. Who would dare to talk like that?

When Lu Xuan went downstairs, he no longer thought about Wu Yang. Seeing his grandmother busy in the kitchen, he went to help.

"Huh? Didn't that young man come down to play?"

"He's been here all day and wants to rest. He's probably sleeping now." Lu Xuan said, "Let me light the fire."

"Okay, I'll cook a few more dishes for dinner. What does Xuanxuan want to eat?" asked Grandma Lu Xuan.

"Make some more meat dishes. My friend... is quite the eater."

"I heard that soldiers have good appetites." Grandma nodded in agreement. "Your father wanted to join the army before, but the conditions didn't allow it, so he didn't go."

"That's a pity, otherwise I could brag in front of my classmates." Lu Xuan said with a smile.

"Originally, your father wanted you to join the army, but your grandfather was reluctant..."

“…That’s indeed a pity.”

Lu Xuan had never considered joining the army, mainly because if he joined the army, it would be an all-male unit with almost no women...

It’s scary to think about it, it’s both heaven and hell.

"By the way, is your friend a good student?" Lu Xuan's grandmother suddenly asked.

"Ah? I guess so." Lu Xuan said guiltily.

Wu Yang couldn't read or write, so he felt guilty about saying that Wu Yang was a good student. But then he suddenly thought of Wu Yang's strengths and said, "He's said to be a top soldier in the army, and he could kill a bear with his bare hands."

Grandma Lu Xuan was shocked when she heard this. Although she had never seen a bear, she thought it was amazing that someone could kill one with bare hands.

"So amazing... then you must get along well and stop quarreling." Grandma Lu Xuan said thoughtfully, "I'll add a few more dishes."

Lu Xuan knew at a glance what his grandmother was thinking, but he also felt that it was quite reasonable. He had no doubt that Wu Yang had killed the bear with his bare hands. His magic resistance and physical resistance output almost exceeded the existing limits of human beings.

"We bought some watermelon. Let me cut it." Lu Xuan said after he finished lighting the fire.

"Well, take it to Xiao Wu. Don't let him get too hot on this hot day. Turn on the air conditioner and let him enjoy the cool air."

"He's not that squeamish. Air conditioning consumes so much electricity that you and grandpa are reluctant to turn it on."

"They are guests. After cutting the fruit, go turn on the air conditioner."

Lu Xuan had no choice but to nod and go get the watermelon.

The door opened, and Wu Yang watched as Lu Xuan walked in carrying a bowl of cut watermelon. He was a little surprised, "You actually cut the watermelon."

"It's not a valuable thing. Are you afraid that I won't be willing to give it up?" Lu Xuan thought Wu Yang's idea was very funny.

"I'm really worried that you'd be reluctant to save money." Wu Yang said.

Lu Xuan noticed Wu Yang's hair was wet. He pointed to the hair dryer on the table and asked, "Do you want to blow dry your hair? It will dry in no time."

"I like the breeze outside, it's cool. The wind here is very comfortable. Are those rice plants outside?"

"Ah."

"No wonder they're not hungry with so much food. Everything looks green. We have a lot of land over there, but it's been abandoned for so many years because no one has taken care of it. No one is planting anything."

"Disappointed? Sad?" Lu Xuan handed the watermelon to Wu Yang.

"No, I just feel it's nice here." Wu Yang looked at the watermelon in the bowl, picked up a piece with a toothpick and put it in his mouth. "It feels like a dream, everything feels fake."

"Just think of it as a dream. Take a nap when you're tired after eating." Lu Xuan felt that Wu Yang seemed a little depressed, which was inexplicable, but he didn't know what to say.

"Is there a sleeping companion service?" Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan.

"If you want to sleep, just sleep quietly. There are no monsters here, and no one would want to kill you for no reason. So there's no need to worry about anything happening every day. Just close your eyes and go to sleep."

"It seems so." Wu Yang looked at the river in the distance and asked Lu Xuan, "Are the fish there big?"

"The river there is shallow, with only small fish and shrimp. Don't let your imagination run wild."

"What about the upper class?"

"The dam... is very deep, forget it."