My Mr. Monster

The further he drove towards his hometown, the colder the road became. Lu Xuan took advantage of the fact that there were not many people around at night and drove until after four in the morning before stopping at a service station to rest.

Wu Yang looked at the car window covered with a layer of white mist and drew a smiley face on it out of boredom. Then he seemed to think of something, his expression became a little more serious, and his movements became much slower.

Lu Xuan really couldn't stand the air in the car, so he opened his eyes and tried to open the window. He saw a scene that made him furious.

"Damn it, Wu Yang! Are you drawing pornographic pictures on my car window?" Lu Xuan got furious in the blink of an eye. It had only been a short while, so why was Wu Yang still not quiet?

"Don't pull me apart. This is called art. There are nude stone sculptures in Greece. I'm nothing but a piece of shit." Wu Yang blocked Lu Xuan's rush with one hand.

"Bullshit, that's art, yours is just... just..." Lu Xuan looked at the painting. If he said it was pornographic, it was a bit, but if he said it was art, it seemed a bit...

"What is it?" Wu Yang was so excited that he didn't block it and showed his work to Lu Xuan directly.

"Your drawing is not even as good as mine. Tsk, all those times of struggling in bed were in vain." Lu Xuan lost his initial anger, stretched his body and started to work.

Wu Yang frowned, "My memory is still pretty good now, I do remember it."

"I remember the movements but the drawing is too ugly." Lu Xuan said as he simply re-outlined the lines in a few strokes.

Wu Yang immediately felt that his skills were questionable. "Have you learned this?"

"I haven't learned it, but I've seen it in short videos and memorized some human body diagrams." Lu Xuan said.

A person was about to pass by here not far away, and Lu Xuan was so scared that he quickly wiped off all his masterpiece with his hand.

"No, why did you wipe it off when it looks so good?" Wu Yang asked puzzledly.

"It's not pretty at all. What if others see it?" Lu Xuan said unhappily, then turned to look at Wu Yang, "Why aren't you sleeping?"

"I can't sleep." Wu Yang reached out and touched Lu Xuan's neck. He looked at the stars outside the window and said, "You should get some rest soon. I can't even sit still after driving for so long. You must be even more tired."

"This old car is too small. I'll buy an RV when I have enough money." Lu Xuan said uncomfortably. He couldn't even stretch his legs. Wu Yang was even more pitiful. Such long legs had to be squeezed into such a small space.

"I'll buy it for you when I make money," said Wu Yang.

"Are you really planning to be a mercenary?" Lu Xuan said happily.

"Why not? I think this is the only job I'm suitable for in your world, and I can make enough money," said Wu Yang.

"That's very dangerous, and... I strongly don't recommend it." Lu Xuan said seriously. Wu Yang has no education at all. Let alone being a mercenary, he probably won't even be able to read when he goes abroad.

"But I'm really useless as I live off my wife every day." Wu Yang said aggrievedly. He gradually couldn't accept his own incompetence. As a man, he fundamentally couldn't stand his own uselessness.

"Travel with me, and go treasure hunting with me," Lu Xuan said. "I like those beautiful stones. The world is so big, and I want to go to places I've never been to and pick up some beautiful stones."

"There are still many monsters, and I don't know how powerful the monsters on the outer layer are." Wu Yang hesitated.

"I am the king, the only king. If I tell them to live, they will live. If I tell them to die, they must die." Lu Xuan said, "Isn't this the purpose of my existence? They are nothing to be feared."

"Compared to those things, I might as well be a mercenary."

"How many words do you know? How many foreign languages ​​have you learned? Can you manage money? With your social skills, you'd probably be left dead in the wilderness after just a few days."

"The phone can translate. As long as I have enough money, that's fine. Social etiquette is based on my willingness. I am the greatest product of my world. Who are they?"

Wu Yang frowned and said, "Even if they bombard me with artillery shells, they'll have to hit me. Even if they can't blow me to pieces, I can still tear them apart. At worst, I'll just have to stop being a human being."

"Don't tell me you can transform..." Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang.

"I didn't say I can't... If Song Zhe can change me, then of course I can too," Wu Yang said. "My control over my body is even better than his, and it's only going to get stronger."

"I don't understand..." Lu Xuan stood up, rocked the chair and lay down.

"What's wrong?"

"I don't understand why we would do something like that, and end up sacrificing an entire civilization."

Wu Yang said solemnly, "Everyone fears death, especially those who have enjoyed the beauty of the world. They don't want to die. They just want to live a long, healthy life."

"Aren't you a lucky guy?"

"No." Wu Yang said as he also moved the chair down and lay down. His long legs still had nowhere to rest, making him feel extremely uncomfortable.

"I feel like I don't have much time left, so it's really a blessing to have this insurance."

"It's not insurance, it's just the result of greed. You just got it by accident."

"Why is the king's lifespan different from yours?" Lu Xuan asked curiously.

"The doctor didn't desire immortality. I think he had been wanting to drag those people down with him. As a result, the fruit was eaten by termites before it even reached the tree. As soon as they reached the tree, the tree collapsed." Wu Yang seemed to have thought of something funny. "You must have killed him with your own hands then."

"Oh, you can make a list for me. If I can do that, I will certainly kill them." Lu Xuan said, "Since you can't sleep, tell me about what happened back then."

"When I met you, the virus had already spread, but your advantage is simply unreasonable." Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan, "Do you prefer me now or before?"

"No? What do you mean?" Lu Xuan frowned.

"I still remember the first time you saw me. Your eyes were filled with surprise and curiosity, and then you... forcefully kissed me." Wu Yang curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly, "Do you prefer a younger me? What's so attractive about me at 18?"

"You're hopeless..." Lu Xuan closed his eyes, his mouth twitching. What did it mean to like him when he was younger? Did he look like that? And Wu Yang looked like he was eighteen...could he be as interesting as he is now?

Needless to say, Lu Xuan became curious after being disturbed by Wu Yang. Wu Yang now looked like he was in his twenties, without any trace of immaturity. Eighteen years old... What a youthful and interesting age.

"Did I really force a kiss on you? Damn, no way! Even if I were hungry, I wouldn't touch an 18-year-old boy."

"You did kiss me, but it was my forehead." Wu Yang turned sideways, his dark eyes flashing with a dark red light.

"I still remember what you said to me." Wu Yang said.

"What?" Lu Xuan asked curiously.

Wu Yang remained silent and chose not to tell him the answer. Instead, he said, "This is a secret. If I tell it, I'm afraid no one will hear it."

Lu Xuan sighed in disappointment and waved his hands, saying, "Alright, alright, it's time to rest."

Wu Yang reached out and pulled a blanket from the back seat to cover Lu Xuan. "I'll buy you a car when I have money."

Lu Xuan also turned sideways to look at Wu Yang. He smiled and said, "Then I'd like to thank Boss Wu for the car."

After saying that, he reached out and touched Wu Yang's face: "Cute guy."