My Mr. Monster

Time passed in the blink of an eye. Lu Xuan bought a second-hand car and hurried back to his hometown with Wu Yang and New Year's goods.

"It will take a whole day to drive this." Wu Yang asked Lu Xuan who was in the driver's seat.

"Yeah, it's really been a pain in the ass." Lu Xuan said, "I hate long distance travel."

"Why not take the train?"

"The train is so crowded. I don't know how long it has been since I last took a train." Lu Xuan said as he recalled that the last time he took a train was in junior high school or something like that.

"Don't you have a designated driver?" Wu Yang asked again. He would always call a designated driver when someone got drunk.

"Will you accompany us home for the New Year? Don't be too unreasonable." Lu Xuan said, "Besides, I don't want others to see the mountain road in my hometown. I will die with regret if you rush down the cliff."

"It's a pity that I'm an illegal resident, otherwise I would definitely take the driving test and help you drive. It feels so cool to watch racing on TV." Wu Yang said longingly.

"Don't even think about it. If you speed, you might end up in jail for life, and you won't be able to get out of it." Lu Xuan joked.

Wu Yang looked at the scenery outside the car window. Along the way, he chatted with Lu Xuan and looked at the scenery outside. He drove from noon to sunset.

"Baby, let's find a service station to rest later." Wu Yang said.

"I'm not sleepy yet." Lu Xuan looked at the time and said, his eyes continuing to look forward.

"Rest when you need to, and don't drive while tired, or you could lose two lives in one car," Wu Yang said. "If you don't think about yourself, you have to think about me."

"Oh, I forgot about you." Lu Xuan laughed, "If there is a real car accident, you must save my car."

"There's no point in saving this broken car. I can just kick it to pieces."

"Get lost, it cost a lot of money anyway."

In the end, Lu Xuan couldn't resist Wu Yang's nagging and stopped at a service area to rest. He said rest meant getting off the car to eat something.

"Oh my god, aren't these prices too outrageous?" Wu Yang looked at the things that were originally relatively cheap and now their prices have almost doubled.

"I didn't see it before, but now I see that the prices are too unreasonable." Wu Yang couldn't understand. Wouldn't it be a huge profit to set up a stall here?

"What do you want to eat?" Lu Xuan asked, "I'm not willing to let you eat some cooked food yet."

Wu Yang was a little silent as he looked at those unappetizing things, but when he thought about why they were built in such a ghost place, he seemed to understand a little.

"I want to eat meat and buns." Wu Yang said.

"Let's have some dumplings. Go ahead and take a seat. I don't want to eat while squatting. Come over after you buy them." Lu Xuan said to Wu Yang, pointing to a table not far away.

Wu Yang nodded and walked over there. When he sat there, he looked like a door god. Lu Xuan almost laughed out loud when he saw him from afar.

Lu Xuan almost lost his temper when he walked towards Wu Yang after buying the things. He had only been walking for a while! Lu Xuan looked at a pretty girl blushing as she handed her phone to Wu Yang. Wasn't this a blatant poaching attempt?

Damn it! It’s so damned!

Wu Yang also saw Lu Xuan's resentful look that almost wanted to eat him alive. Looking at the girl in front of him, he waved his hand without thinking and said:

"Sorry, she's already taken, and he's about to bite his teeth off."

As he spoke, Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan. The little girl followed Wu Yang's gaze and saw that Lu Xuan was gritting his teeth like a devil just a second ago, and the next second Lu Xuan became sunny and gentle like a Sichuan opera face-changing.

The girl was silent for a moment. She looked at Wu Yang and then at Lu Xuan, looked at them carefully and fell into deep thought. Finally, she sighed helplessly.

"I wish you happiness. I'm sorry for being rude." Then he left.

"Thank you, I wish you find your true love soon." Wu Yang smiled.

Lu Xuan pouted and walked over to put the food on the table unhappily. "Your little mouth is really smeared with honey. It's really unlike you."

Wu Yang reached out and pinched a bun, putting it in his mouth, laughing as he ate: "You taught me well, right? You always say I'm too fierce, and when I restrain myself, you get upset."

"Do you think she is pretty?" Lu Xuan asked nervously.

Wu Yang almost spit out the bun in his mouth when he said this. He stared at Lu Xuan with wide eyes: "Please, ancestor, what are you doing? Do you want me to carve your name on my heart?"

"That's too unforgettable." Lu Xuan said a little melancholy, "But, forget it..."

Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan speechlessly while holding the bun. He couldn't follow Lu Xuan's train of thought at all. He didn't know what Lu Xuan was thinking at the moment, let alone what he would be thinking in the next second.

Lu Xuan didn't eat much. After a few bites, he went back to the car.

He lay powerlessly in his seat, feeling somewhat melancholy. The more content he felt at the moment, the more worried he became about the future. His initial unwavering determination had now been replaced by anxiety. He didn't seem to be making much progress...

When Lu Xuan was sighing, Wu Yang just opened the car door and handed it to Lu Xuan with an uneaten bun in his hand.

"Eat quickly, don't make me say it a second time." Wu Yang said.

Lu Xuan glanced and turned his head: "No appetite."

"Tsk, Lu Xuan, are you doing this on purpose? Do you want me to feed you?" Wu Yang said unhappily.

"I'll eat if you feed me." Lu Xuan turned his head and said.

Wu Yang snorted coldly without saying anything, and then began to feed Lu Xuan buns.

"Don't you trust me?" Wu Yang couldn't help asking, "Are you afraid that I'll see all the beauties in this world and stop loving you?"

"You're very attractive. You don't know how lovable you are." Lu Xuan said, "To be honest, I'm a little scared."

"I like your talkative personality. If you're just a taciturn person, I really can't help you."

"what do you want to say?"

Wu Yang raised an eyebrow as he looked at Lu Xuan, who was pointing at his chest, and asked, "Do you want me to get a tattoo of the words 'I love Lu Xuan' here?"

"What? What is that?" Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang with a puzzled look.

"I don't want to provide you with any psychological counseling, and I don't know how to do it. What I, Wu Yang, say is my bond. Just say the word, and I can commit suicide for you immediately, even if you die." Wu Yang looked into Lu Xuan's eyes and said seriously.

"You know you have some issues with me. I'm not a good person, nor am I a smart person. The person I've chosen is you, and it can only be you."

Wu Yang's words were unquestionable. Lu Xuan listened carefully, his eyes fixed on Wu Yang. He liked Wu Yang's eyes very much; they were beautiful and firm.

"Why are you so sure?"

"You gave me my life."

"Hmm? You got it the other way around."

Wu Yang snorted coldly, his tone still firm: "I didn't say the opposite, my life is given by you. Anyway, you will know it yourself when the time comes. Anyway, you let me survive."

"Are you giving yourself to me just to repay a favor?" Lu Xuan looked at the serious Wu Yang curiously, and the melancholy mood just now disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"It was love at first sight, it was destiny. You're willing to risk your life for me, so what reason do I have to betray you?"

Wu Yang reached out and took Lu Xuan's hand, assuring him again, "Lu Xuan, I like you, I love you. I just hope you'll trust me now. I swear I'm someone you can trust."

"No..." Lu Xuan was silent for a while. He didn't doubt Wu Yang.

"Nothing?" Wu Yang also frowned, a little unhappy.

"I feel like I'm no longer worthy of you, so I'm a little worried." Lu Xuan said in a low voice with grievance.

Wu Yang's expression at this moment was mixed. It seemed like they were not on the same wavelength for a long time. He thought it was his own problem, but his mother told him that Lu Xuan felt she was not worthy of him?

What kind of international joke is this?

"Fuck you, Lu Xuan! I've been talking to you for so long and you tell me you're not worthy of me?" Wu Yang grabbed Lu Xuan's collar angrily and glared at him with bared teeth.

"You didn't ask, I thought you knew." Lu Xuan was immediately embarrassed and waved his hands repeatedly, trying to beg for mercy.

"I'll bite you to death!"

Wu Yang was furious at this moment. He was so embarrassed. He had just been saying sweet words, but now he looked like an idiot.