My Mr. Monster

Lu Xuan, who was still asleep in the early morning, heard the noise outside. When he listened carefully, he was surprised to find that it was Xu Zhiyi's scolding.

Xu Zhiyi was cursing so early in the morning? Who was he cursing? Lu Xuan thought about this and glanced at Wu Yang, who was soundly sleeping and unaffected. He reached out and patted Wu Yang's shoulder.

Wu Yang opened his eyes, and then he was confused.

"Why don't you sleep?" Wu Yang asked Lu Xuan.

"Who is Xu Zhiyi arguing with outside?" Lu Xuan asked.

Wu Yang pricked up his ears and listened, then said, "It sounds like the woman you were chatting with so happily before..."

Lu Xuan was silent. That was Xu Weiwei, but... forget it. Since she had come looking for him, he had no reason to chase her away or anything.

"Don't worry about it, let them worry about it themselves." Wu Yang pulled the quilt over and hugged the person in his arms, "Go to bed well in the morning."

Lu Xuan thought about it and nodded, and simply followed Wu Yang's movements and put his face against Wu Yang's chest. Now Lu Xuan felt that he really couldn't live without Wu Yang.

Warm guy, Lu Xuan thought and rubbed the corners of his mouth with a crescent-shaped smile.

"Hey, why are you laughing so obscenely?" Wu Yang said with disgust.

"Oh, no one is pregnant with me. I can't help it." Lu Xuan said, opening his mouth and gently biting Wu Yang's chest muscle, "Tsk, why are you in such a good figure?"

"Because I'm a monster, and monsters don't need common sense."

"Perfect guy."

"Cute guy." Wu Yang chuckled and reached out to touch the messy hair on Lu Xuan's forehead. "So beautiful."

Lu Xuan narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, his whole body clinging to Wu Yang like a piece of taffy, his hands touching him around dishonestly.

"Could you not be so hungry so early in the morning?" Wu Yang couldn't stand it anymore. How could this guy treat him so unscrupulously?

"Feel little Wu Yangjian and see if he's healthy." Lu Xuan said without opening his eyes.

"Don't you know whether it's healthy or not?" Wu Yang complained unhappily.

"Very healthy, but looks a little irritated." Lu Xuan said seriously.

"It's urgent." Wu Yang lowered his eyebrows and looked at the hypocritical guy. There was really nothing he could do. He couldn't fight back after being touched. He couldn't do it so early in the morning.

"Wear the pajamas I bought you next time." Lu Xuan opened his eyes and said to Wu Yang.

"Pyjamas? I don't like wearing that stuff." Wu Yang refused directly. He had always been wearing only a pair of underwear, and it was so troublesome to put on and take off pajamas.

"It's nice to wear."

"Doesn't my body have aesthetic value? Comrade Lu can't let it go."

Lu Xuan coughed lightly and said seriously: "The pajamas are thin and beautiful, and they are also quite ornamental when worn. Look at those role-playing ones, they are all quite that."

Wu Yang finally understood. "You want me to have sex with you in my pajamas? Just say it straight out, stop beating around the bush."

"No way!" Lu Xuan, whose true identity was exposed, was immediately embarrassed. Wu Yang's words made him look so vulgar. At least he could change the way he said it.

"This is called romance," said Lu Xuan.

"To feel romantic, I think we can go to that flower field and do some exercise. That's what romance is, so exciting. The wind blows on your buttocks and then there are seductive and pleasant sounds." Wu Yang felt extremely excited when he thought of that scene.

Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang with an expression as if he was a pervert. He originally thought that he was perverted enough, but in front of Wu Yang, he was as innocent as a child.

He just thought that changing clothes was exciting and novel, but this guy wanted to do such shameful things with him in broad daylight. It was simply... immoral!

The two talked for a while and then fell asleep again. When they woke up, they went downstairs and saw Xu Zhiyi, Xu Weiwei, and Han Song, who was just watching the fun and enjoying himself, grinning and eating roasted sweet potatoes.

"What are those two guys doing?" Lu Xuan first found Han Song and asked, why were the two of them fooling around together?

Han Song broke off half a sweet potato and handed it to Lu Xuan, then said, "They said they were going to fight, but they didn't fight and just stared blankly. You know this Ms. Xu Weiwei, right?"

"Well, I didn't expect her to find this place. To be honest, she's pretty awesome." Lu Xuan teased after taking a bite of the sweet potato.

Han Song also agreed: "It's really awesome. She was covered in blood when she came. It was quite scary at first glance. I heard that she killed some wolves to find it."

Lu Xuan was shocked and said, "So powerful? Hiss... I seem to remember Zhiyi saying she was a martial artist... At first glance, she does look strong."

"You don't even give me food?" Wu Yang suddenly appeared from nowhere, yawning and looking like he hadn't woken up yet.

"Tsk, you're snatching this little bit." Lu Xuan handed the rest directly to Wu Yang's mouth.

After taking a bite of the sweet potato, he ate it directly, chewed it for a few times and said, "It must have been roasted by Han Song."

"Ah? No, brother, you can even taste it?" Lu Xuan was stunned. He admitted that Wu Yang had a strong sense, but could he taste it from roasted sweet potatoes?

Wu Yang raised his eyebrows and said cheerfully, "Han Song likes it cooked well with a burnt smell. Yours is half-cooked. Isn't that easy to tell?"

Lu Xuan's face instantly lost its dignity. "What do you mean by half-cooked? What are you talking about? I baked it deliciously."

"Yeah, delicious." Wu Yang smiled.

Xu Zhiyi and Xu Weiwei argued for a long time but did not start a fight. The people who were watching the show felt bored and left without saying goodbye.

"It's so boring. Wu Yang, is there anything you want to do?" Lu Xuan asked.

The two walked along the familiar path towards the flower field. Here, apart from making the children sleep, they would take walks and so on.

"No... If I have to say I do..." Wu Yang said as he took out a box of condoms and waved it in front of Lu Xuan, "I think I can pursue physical and mental pleasure."

"No... why do you carry it with you?" Lu Xuan asked with a frown.

"I'm just afraid that when we get too deeply passionate, we won't be able to control ourselves." Wu Yang smiled frivolously and put the box of condoms back into his pocket without any shame.

For a moment, Lu Xuan felt that he shouldn't have run out. Who knows if Wu Yang would suddenly go wild and pin him down somewhere to do something.

The two of them were silent for a long time as they walked forward. Lu Xuan discovered that there were many flowers and plants growing in the woods here, and there were also some berries along the way.

Wu Yang looked at the bright red flowers in the bushes, picked one without thinking and put it in his mouth to chew.

"Wu Yang! How many times have I told you not to eat anything carelessly!" Lu Xuan said in panic.

Wu Yang chewed it a few times and spat it out, then quickly stuck out his tongue: "Damn, this thing is poisonous, it's so spicy."

"Do you want to die? Is this food? How dare you eat it directly!" Lu Xuan felt around on his body and finally found only a few candies.

Wu Yang grabbed the candy and threw it directly into his mouth. The pungent taste was only softened by the sweetness for a moment.

"Remember that flower, don't touch it." Wu Yang said solemnly.

Lu Xuan was so angry that he almost laughed. He just opened his mouth to eat and he was actually scolding him?

"I'm not as stupid as you. Are you really not afraid of poison?" Lu Xuan asked.

"I'm not afraid. If the poison doesn't kill me, I'll become even stronger," Wu Yang said. "None of the spicy snacks available nowadays can kill me, but there are some that can make me faint."

"Tsk, the Holy Body of All Poisons." Lu Xuan teased, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He saw a bunch of fruits not far away, and ran over quickly.

"It's so beautiful!" Lu Xuan said, "I've never seen anything like this before. It's so beautiful, the little flowers are all white."

Wu Yang's hands suddenly started itching again when he looked at the small white fruit. Before Lu Xuan could react, he picked one and put it in his mouth and chewed it.

"Fuck! Wu Yang! Fuck you!" Lu Xuan cursed loudly and quickly pinched Wu Yang's mouth open, "Come on, vomit!"

"It's quite sweet, I think..." Before Wu Yang could finish his words, he felt dizzy and was shocked.

"I was careless! This thing of mine... is poisonous..." After saying that, he fell to the ground and lost consciousness.