My Mr. Monster

"Song Zhe, how have you been lately?" Lu Xuan asked, handing a bag of food to Song Zhe.

"No problem, at least you won't die now." Song Zhe said, "What about you? Are you really determined to fulfill your duty as the king of these monsters?"

"Do you think I will fulfill my promise?" Lu Xuan smiled and didn't seem to care.

"Yes..." Song Zhe skillfully took out a chicken leg from the bag, tore open the packaging and started to eat it.

"Since you know, why are you asking?" Lu Xuan said happily.

"Why do I feel like you know a lot of things?" Song Zhe asked puzzledly.

"I'm not stupid. If I think about some things in context, it's easy to understand." Lu Xuan said, "As for Lu Yang... did I pick him up or adopt him?"

"He was picked up and adopted..." Song Zhe said, "As for that fellow Wu Yang, he is a generation older than Lu Yang thanks to you."

When Lu Xuan heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched: "What the hell?"

"You raised Lu Yang as your son. Now that you're together with Wu Yang, isn't it reasonable that he's one generation older?" Song Zhe said.

Lu Xuan was baffled by this. What was this? Lu Yang and Wu Yang were actually of the same generation? No, they were probably about the same age...

"Are you surprised?" Song Zhe asked.

"I'm just curious...how did I get together with Wu Yang? I mean during your time." Lu Xuan asked curiously.

"You took the initiative, and that guy just happened to be in need of love. You just beckoned him and he'd run to you like a pug and you couldn't chase him away." Song Zhe said with a look of disgust, "I'm speechless just thinking about it."

"Ha... then he is quite easy to coax." Lu Xuan said happily.

"It's become much worse now," Song Zhe said. "It's completely different from before. Or maybe it's not. Maybe I was just pretending before."

"It's all fine. I like it this way." Lu Xuan said, looking at the time, "I should go back now. If you need anything, just come to me. If there's a chance, I'll try to see if I can save you."

Song Zhe was stunned when he heard this. He chuckled and said, "You've already saved me, and I've lived long enough. Why do I need you to waste your energy saving me?"

"Lu Yang... I can't save him. Now you are the only one left." Lu Xuan said a little disappointedly. Thinking back to Lu Yang's appearance and eyes, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

"There's no way to fix Lu Yang's problem. It's a genetic defect. That's why his body can't grow up. Even with the modified drugs, it can only extend his life for a little while." Song Zhe explained.

"I understand. See you next time. If you want, you can come to our place and dig a tree hole yourself." Lu Xuan said. There were a lot of thick and big trees over there anyway.

"No, I'm used to being alone and quiet." Song Zhe said slowly.

"A person will always feel lonely. Do you know what kind of look you have in your eyes every time you look at me?" Lu Xuan said.

"I..." Song Zhe certainly knew what he wanted, but it was difficult for him to say it out loud.

"You can come back anytime you want. I always welcome you." Lu Xuan reached out and ruffled Song Zhe's hair. "At least you can talk to us if you come back."

"Yes, I understand. Thank you."

"Don't call me brother from now on."

"Thank you, Lu, Brother Lu Xuan..." Song Zhe blushed and couldn't help but say in a low voice.

"Okay, just remember what I said. I'll go back first." Lu Xuan turned around and the bread not far away ran to him.

"Thank you." Song Zhe thanked him and then stepped on the tree trunk and ran to the treetop in a few steps.

Lu Xuan hadn't gone far after sitting on the tiger when he saw Wu Yang standing on the side of the road not far away. Seeing this, Lu Xuan quickly smiled and waved to Wu Yang.

I really can't leave here, so if I find a chance to run away, Wu Yang will always be able to find me accurately.

"Are you looking for that guy again?" Wu Yang complained, and turned over to sit on the tiger's back.

"Otherwise, you have to give some warmth. A person will always feel lonely and depressed." Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang's outstretched hand and squeezed it without thinking.

"What are you touching?" Lu Xuan laughed, "You're so frivolous all day long."

"Touching it won't cost you anything, and you're secretly meeting other men and you don't allow your man to eat some meat?" Wu Yang opened his mouth and bit Lu Xuan's neck in annoyance.

He felt an itchy biting sensation on the back of his neck. Lu Xuan reached out and pinched Wu Yang's mouth. "You've really had enough. If that doesn't work, just bite off a piece of meat and chew it slowly yourself."

"How could I bear to do that?" Wu Yang smiled and quietly put his hand under Lu Xuan's clothes.

Lu Xuan suddenly shuddered, then angrily pulled Wu Yang's hand away and cursed, "You're being stupid again. Damn it, I'm getting goosebumps."

"Don't you know whether I'm a scoundrel or not?" Wu Yang smiled and nibbled Lu Xuan's earlobe again, "I want to kiss you."

"I'm busy." Lu Xuan refused directly.

"It's almost New Year's Day. How are you going to take me back to your hometown? Do you want me to catch some game here and bring it back?"

"We have wild game here in my hometown too. If we bring back something we can't eat, we'll end up in jail."

Wu Yang frowned when he heard this. "I don't have anything to give to your parents or your grandparents... If I go back with you empty-handed, I'll look like a gigolo."

"Aren't you eating the whole time?" Lu Xuan teased, "From beginning to end."

"Bullshit, I paid!" Wu Yang flatly denied his behavior of being a gigolo. After all, he was Lu Xuan's bodyguard and boyfriend.

"Pay with your body?" Lu Xuan said as he reached out and touched Wu Yang's thigh.

Wu Yang's eyes widened in shock, his face filled with disbelief. "You don't allow me to be a hooligan to you, but you're being a hooligan to me. How come you're so comfortable with it? This is too much! This isn't fair!"

"Who cares about you? I want to touch you, but you won't let me?" Lu Xuan also put on a righteous look, but from this perspective, he seemed to be unreasonable.

"Ha...Okay, if you want to touch me, how can I refuse?" Wu Yang said with gritted teeth, then hugged Lu Xuan's waist aggrievedly, "Are you happy tonight?"

Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Comrade Wu Yang, are you testing the cadres?"

Wu Yang grinned and said, "You hypocritical fellow, do I really have to be frank?"

Lu Xuan: "Tell me how straightforward it is."

Wu Yang dropped his head on Lu Xuan's shoulder and said, "Do you want me to make you feel great? Lu Xuan."

"Why can't I be the one to make you feel great?" Lu Xuan said regretfully.

"Because I want to be on top. Now I can almost feel it while holding you in my arms." Wu Yang's ambiguous voice came to Lu Xuan's ears, and Lu Xuan couldn't help but let his imagination run wild.

But when he thought about being the one underneath again, his face immediately fell: "I've let you do it many times. The day before yesterday you said you had a stomachache so I gave in. What do you want to say now?"

Wu Yang felt uncomfortable in his stomach... Lu Xuan must be possessed by a devil to believe this. Even if he gnawed on tree bark, he wouldn't feel uncomfortable in his stomach.

Seeing that he couldn't fool her, Wu Yang's eyebrows twisted like a caterpillar. After struggling for a while, he said, "I'm younger than you, so of course you have to give way to me."

"Eh...how is it small?" Lu Xuan said with disgust.

"It's not that small anyway." Wu Yang said unhappily, "You are such a jerk!"