My Mr. Monster

"Lu Xuan! What are you doing?"

Lu Xuan heard Wu Yang's hysterical roar from a distance. As if thinking of what was about to happen, Lu Xuan sighed deeply.

After a while, Wu Yang appeared in front of him angrily, and his eyes seemed to pierce him.

"Why are you covered in blood? What did you do?" Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan walking straight and upright without any injuries, and the heart that had been in his throat finally settled down.

"I caught a snake." Lu Xuan said as he put the snake meat off his shoulder and moved his shoulders.

"Snake?" Wu Yang looked at the piece of meat.

"Where did you pick it up?" Wu Yang asked without any hesitation.

"Don't you think I killed him?" Lu Xuan asked in disbelief. He knew Wu Yang trusted him, but this was the kind of trust!

"How could I not know how much your man weighs?" Wu Yang looked at Lu Xuan speechlessly.

Han Song couldn't help but almost laughed out loud. Lu Xuan had been telling him along the way that he had made up a bunch of "heroic deeds" of him killing giant pythons, but he was exposed by the man he "unconditionally trusted".

"Well, it's indeed a lucky find." Lu Xuan said disappointedly.

"How did you pick it up? Where did you find it?" Wu Yang asked.

"Well, it fell from a branch and died on the ground. I thought it was still fresh, so Han Song and I cut some edible parts and brought them back." Lu Xuan said.

Wu Yang thought about it and felt that it was quite reasonable. The trees here were tall and big, and a snake of this size could indeed be killed if it fell from the trees.

"I didn't realize you were so lucky," Wu Yang praised. "How come I couldn't even get a dime when scratching lottery tickets before?"

Lu Xuan's face was stiff: "Can you please not bring this up..."

Lu Xuan spent a full thousand, Wu Yang spent five hundred and he spent five hundred, and the two of them went to try their luck to kill time... But he really never thought that his first time scratching a lottery ticket would be so unlucky.

He lost all his money, but Wu Yang made a profit of 5,000 yuan...

"Hurry up and go back to me. You actually ran so far." Wu Yang grabbed the meat on the ground and lifted it up easily, then grabbed Lu Xuan's wrist.

"Ouch, I'm not having a secret meeting with Han Song. Why do you act like you're catching someone cheating?" Lu Xuan grimaced in pain.

Han Song quickly agreed upon hearing this: "Our friendship is pure."

"Oh, right, right." Wu Yang rolled his eyes and silenced the two of them.

When Lu Xuan returned to the base, he found out that Wu Yang had also brought back prey, including two deer and a few rabbits, enough to feed the group for a long time.

"Where did you catch it?" Lu Xuan couldn't help but exclaim as he looked at the deer with its neck broken.

"It's nearby." Wu Yang looked at the snake head Lu Xuan brought back. He also asked curiously, "It's fine if you brought back the meat, but why did you bring back a head?"

"I think you will like it." Lu Xuan said.

Wu Yang felt like he had just heard some utterly ridiculous joke. He grabbed the snake's head and asked, "This thing isn't pretty or imposing, and it's still a snake."

Wu Yang looked at the snake's head in 360 degrees with disgust. Sure enough, no matter from which angle, the head was extremely ugly.

"I don't like it." Wu Yang said angrily, "I picked flowers for you."

Like a magician, he grabbed a few wilted flowers from behind him, but they looked very beautiful.

"Wow, so beautiful." Lu Xuan widened his eyes, and the flower looked expensive.

"Look at the aesthetic tastes of these two people." Wu Yang touched his nose proudly, but did not forget to make a few remarks.

"I know, I know. Next time I'll give you what I like." Lu Xuan smiled. "If you don't want it, I'll keep it for myself."

"I want everything you give me." Wu Yang grabbed Lu Xuan's hand and kissed it. "Although this head is ugly, it was you who cut it off. I can still look at it after peeling it. It will be quite interesting to put it aside when I sleep."

"Where did you pick the flowers?" Lu Xuan asked.

"I had a hard time finding the treetop," Wu Yang said. "I almost fell down."

"Why are you going there when it's so dangerous?" Lu Xuan smiled.

Wu Yang pinched Lu Xuan's palm and half-knelt in front of him, looking at Lu Xuan's beautiful hands and said: "I think you will like it. I can't find many things you like in this abstract world, but in your world, you can pick such beautiful flowers at will."

You can give away many beautiful flowers whenever you want, but here, you need to check whether the flowers are poisonous before picking them. Whether they are beautiful or not is not so important anymore.

"You seduced me." Lu Xuan said seriously.

"Ah?" Wu Yang was stunned. When he looked up, the yellow flowers appeared in front of him.

"I said I like you, Wu Yang." Lu Xuan smiled, "Will you accept my flowers?"

Wu Yang's eyes widened. He gritted his teeth, took the flower, and stood up to corner the man. "Your trick of borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha... is really amazing."

"What you give me is mine." Lu Xuan said as a matter of course.

"I..." Wu Yang wanted to say something.

Lu Xuan kissed him, and before he could say anything, Wu Yang's eyes quickly softened and he responded to the kiss.

"If you do this..." Wu Yang's ears turned red and glowed in the scattered sunlight.

"I know, young people are full of vigor." Lu Xuan smiled and pushed Wu Yang away. "The reward is over, let's go eat."

Wu Yang stepped back and was stunned for a few seconds. When he came to his senses, he grabbed Lu Xuan's wrist and pushed him back into the corner again.

"how could you do this!"

"You're not going to break your promise, are you? I said I'd only play with you once here."

The more Lu Xuan spoke, the closer Wu Yang came. His restless heart couldn't calm down at all. Besides, the fire had already started, so how could it be extinguished so quickly?

"I don't care." Wu Yang said directly, "You have to deal with what you caused."

Lu Xuan's eyes widened. "If I look at you a few more times, you'll point a gun at me. You're taking it too much, aren't you?"

"It's not too much..." Wu Yang's voice became a little softer. He lowered his head and opened his mouth to bite Lu Xuan's shoulder.

Lu Xuan groaned, "You bastard, change this habit."

"I like it this way. If you want, you can bite me too. I can handle it anyway."

Unexpectedly, Lu Xuan really bit it the next second. Wu Yang was stunned. It seemed that he really didn't expect that he would really bite it. When he reacted, there was already a row of beautiful teeth marks on his collarbone.

"Extreme athletes are different. They chew differently." Lu Xuan showed his white teeth, smiled, and pinched Wu Yang's waist again. "Come on, handsome boy, let's go to the bathroom and do something."

"Who did you learn this irresponsible habit from? You can't even meet your boyfriend's needs. Aren't you ashamed of being my partner?"

"I can still distinguish between reasonable indulgence and excessive indulgence. It's okay to be in love, but unless I have to be the one, we should just indulge ourselves reasonably." Lu Xuan said earnestly.

"Why are you pretending to be so high and mighty, you hooligan?" Wu Yang said unconvinced, but still followed him to the bathroom.

Comrade Wu Yang is not yet in a state of mind where he would dare to point a gun at others. If it really came to that, Lu Xuan would probably run away with someone else.