My Mr. Monster

Lu Xuan had already confirmed that this snake was one that "he" had raised or taken care of. "Mantou" was its name, but he didn't know why it was here.

"Mantou, do you understand what I'm saying?" Lu Xuan asked the big snake in front of him like a fool.

Han Song looked at the knife on the ground, hoping that the snake didn't hold a grudge against him, otherwise he would be in trouble.

"Mantou" never had any murderous intention towards them from the beginning to the end, otherwise even if Wu Yang stood here, he would not be able to protect them.

"Mantou" just licked Lu Xuan's hand, his eyes wide open, as if waiting for Lu Xuan's instructions.

"Go back to your nest, we'll...see you next time..." Lu Xuan said with a forced smile. He was probably scared every time they met.

Now Lu Xuan really couldn't laugh at all, after all, it was the first time he saw it.

Han Song also didn't trust these animals, especially those of this size... If he didn't control them, he would be swallowed or turn into a monster like the one just now.

As if it understood what Lu Xuan said, "Mantou" licked Lu Xuan and then moved its huge body slowly towards the depths of the woods. Maybe because it was happy, the snake's tail swung back and forth, and a not very stable house was suddenly shaken.

With a loud bang, a skull rolled to Lu Xuan's feet along with the debris of the collapsed house.

……

"Do you believe me if I say I never raised one?" Lu Xuan picked up the skull and gave a wry smile.

Han Song raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't believe it unless you make Wu Yang believe it."

Lu Xuan said confidently, "He will trust me."

Han Song shook his head helplessly: "Let's go back, I think I need to rest... I almost peed my pants."

"Wu Yang would have to pee if he stood here. Damn, I was scared to death." Lu Xuan laughed. He was lucky to have escaped death.

Lu Xuan turned around and looked at his "subordinates" not far away, and suddenly felt a little sad. What he had just made turned into meat paste in the blink of an eye.

"You explain it to Wu Yang." Han Song said.

"Oh my god, Songsong, you're not going to complain, are you? Wu Yang will definitely be furious if he knows that I've gotten into trouble again." Lu Xuan said, looking at Han Song pleadingly.

"This thing is really hard to hide. Look at how big it is. It can flatten a building." After seeing "Mantou", Han Song had some trauma about snakes.

Especially when he stabbed the dagger into "Mantou", the knife broke directly, just like his heart.

"No, we are now in the same boat." Lu Xuan's eyebrows were almost twisted into knots.

"I'll take it off and return it to you now." Han Song said expressionlessly.

"Song Song~ please." Lu Xuan begged.

"Tsk, I get it, I get it. Put the skull in your hand down. Don't you mind it being dirty?" Han Song looked at the skull in Lu Xuan's hand with disdain.

Lu Xuan smiled and casually placed the skeleton on the ground. "I knew you were the best, but don't let Wu Yang know about the monster."

"What... degree of mutation have you undergone?" Han Song was silent for a long time before asking.

Lu Xuan thought for a moment, "Will you be scared?"

Han Song rolled his eyes when he heard that. "We're already wearing the same pants, what am I afraid of?"

"It's... it's a relatively advanced virus." Lu Xuan said. He was not sure what level it was, but according to Song Zhe's words, it should belong to the "leadership" class.

He can't figure it out, but it must be very awesome.

"They won't hurt you?"

"They will still bite." Lu Xuan said nonchalantly, "Because most monsters haven't been tamed, they will still bite people."

Lu Yang tamed all the monsters in the ruins, so they would still want to have a king after Lu Yang's death.

This forest is different. They don't need a king and have no obedience. Lu Xuan may be able to deal with some of them, but if they appear on a large scale, he will have no way to deal with them.

"What a hassle." Han Song sighed. "Let's not think about this anymore. I should eat something today."

"After walking around for most of the day, I found that half of the game was gone. Damn, we should have taken the snake with us!" Lu Xuan realized it belatedly.

Han Song also reacted. They all subconsciously ignored the black python that had died early.

"Go back?" Han Song asked uncertainly.

"It's definitely impossible to pull one back if it's that big, and it's a bit rotten. Let's go back and cut some edible ones." Lu Xuan said.

"Okay." Han Song nodded. He also wanted to eat meat.

The two of them ran back happily, and the python was still there. To be honest, it died a miserable death, and no one knew how many tons its tail weighed.

Han Song pulled out his other knife and started cutting. He tapped the black snake's scales with the back of the knife, then stabbed it directly into the snake.

Seeing this, Han Song couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He thought that the snakes here were the same as that big guy.

"Hurry up, take it back and roast it directly." Lu Xuan worked hard to cut the relatively intact snake body, and kept turning his head to look at Han Song.

"Yeah." Han Song no longer hesitated. He held the snake's body, which was as thick as a bucket, and paddled hard. This was the feeling he wanted.

"The snake gallbladders are still intact." Lu Xuan said as he pinched two huge snake gallbladders and threw them aside casually.

Han Song's eyes widened in surprise. "Isn't that thing edible?"

Lu Xuan looked at Han Song and said, "How unhygienic! It might even have a lot of parasites. Who would eat it?"

Han Song: ...

“No one eats…”

Cutting here and there, Lu Xuan and Han Song dismembered the snake into pieces.

Lu Xuan even cut off the entire snake's head as a gift for Wu Yang, and Han Song couldn't help but dissuade him.

"What's so good about giving this broken head as a gift?" Han Song really couldn't understand Lu Xuan's train of thought.

"You don't understand. Snake bones are very beautiful. Wu Yang's aesthetic is too abstract, so he will definitely like it." Lu Xuan said.

After going through so many twists and turns in his feelings, he felt that Wu Yang would like it... Han Song stopped trying to stop him. He really couldn't figure out the couple's interests.

Lu Xuan found a lot of small and slender tree roots, which were very tough. He threaded them back and forth and directly wrapped several large pieces of intact snake meat and the snake head together.

"If it were in my world, I think I would definitely be on the news." Lu Xuan said with a smile.

"What's the news?" Han Song asked curiously.

"It's for a lot of people to see. I can't really explain it, but it's awesome anyway." Lu Xuan said that being on the news is nothing but a mixture of joy and sorrow.

"Your world is wonderful." Han Song carried the snake meat on his shoulder and said.

Lu Xuan also carried a large piece on his shoulders. He looked at Han Song and smiled, "Next time I will bring my tablet over for you to play with. I will download a lot of things for you to see."

"This is not good..." Han Song hesitated. He was curious about Lu Xuan's world, but his reason told him that he should not cross the distance between them.

"What's wrong with that?" Lu Xuan's face suddenly turned bad. He looked at Han Song and said, "We're already like-minded. Are you being so polite to me? Do you think you don't consider me a friend?"

Facing Lu Xuan's questioning, Han Song quickly shook his head: "I didn't!"

Lu Xuan was heartbroken: "You really don't consider me a friend."

Han Song was even more anxious. "That's not what I meant. I treat you as a good friend, but like this... I can't repay you at all."

"What's wrong? Do you want to follow my example and pledge yourself to me? That won't work. I already have Wu Yang, and I don't accept any other men." Lu Xuan said seriously.

Han Song was so anxious that his face almost turned purple. He opened his mouth but couldn't form any words, so he could only stare at Lu Xuan.

Lu Xuan laughed out loud, but the result was that Han Song kicked him on the butt in frustration.