I traveled through time and became the Queen of Ancient Dian

"General...the logistics supply station...has been occupied by a group of mandrills!" The messenger's face was pale and his voice trembled like a sieve.

General Yuchi felt his head buzzing.

"Mandrills? Occupying the logistics supply station? Are they going to eat military rations?! This battle is simply outrageous - it's outrageous to the extreme!" He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.

"Tell me more! What happened?"

The messenger stammered, "General! The grain transport team was attacked by a large number of mandrills while passing through the Yixiantian Gorge. Those mandrills... not only did they steal the food, they also... they also kidnapped our logistics officer!"

"Kidnapped?!" General Yuchi and strategist Shentu looked at each other and saw deep speechlessness in each other's eyes.

What is this?

It's one thing for the alpaca to spit, but now a group of mandrills come to steal food and kidnap people?

How is this fight going?

It's simply a large-scale wilderness survival reality show!

At the same time, inside the logistics supply station, logistics officer Huyan was tied up and shivering in the corner.

A group of mandrills with hairy faces and thunder god mouths jumped up and down around him, chirping non-stop, as if they were holding an important meeting.

"My king! My king! The food these two-legged beasts eat is really good!" A mandrill was holding a bag of military rations and gnawing on it with an intoxicated look on his face.

"That's right! It's much more delicious than the tree bark we usually chew!" another mandrill echoed.

Sitting on the "throne," a particularly burly mandrill king stroked his chin and said thoughtfully, "These bipedal things are really good... How about we just take over their lair as well?"

When Hu Yan, the logistics officer, heard this, he was so frightened that his soul was about to fly away. He quickly shouted: "Your Majesty, please spare my life! Our general is very powerful! If you dare..."

Before he could finish his words, a mandrill threw a fruit at him, hitting him right in the mouth and stopping him from speaking.

"Stop making so much noise! ​​Shut up!" The Mandrill King waved his hand impatiently.

At the front line, General Yuchi felt his blood pressure soar after learning the specific situation of the logistics supply station.

"Mandrills... what do they want with our lair? Build a Mandrill Kingdom?"

Shentu Advisor was also confused: "General, what should we do now? Without food and grass, the soldiers might..."

"What else can we do?! Take it back!" General Yuchi gritted his teeth and said, "Advisor Shentu, take your men to Yixiantian Gorge and make sure to recapture the logistics supply station! Remember, you must rescue Logistics Officer Huyan!"

Shentu Advisor bowed and accepted the order: "I obey your order!"

General Yuchi looked at Advisor Shentu's departing back, feeling vaguely uneasy.

He felt like this matter wasn't that simple... He suddenly turned around and said to a dark figure behind him, "Bai Li Agent, go check out these mandrills...what exactly are they from?"

The black shadow disappeared in a flash, leaving behind only a low voice: "As you command."

Baili Secret Agent was moving through the dense forest like a ghost. He keenly noticed the special smell lingering near the Yitiantian Canyon - a strange smell mixed with some exotic spices.

He sniffed, frowning, "This...is not the smell of a mandrill..."

At the same time, strategist Shentu was leading an elite team, quietly approaching the logistics supply station occupied by the mandrills.

He is not a reckless man like General Yuchi. Fighting a war requires strategy and outsmarting others!

Head-to-head?

That's not a tactic, that's giving away lives!

"The logistics supply station is ahead," Advisor Shentu said in a low voice, pointing to a place with smoke rising from a cooking stove not far ahead. "Remember, our goal is to rescue Logistics Officer Huyan, recapture the supplies, and avoid a direct confrontation with the mandrills."

"Yes!" the soldiers responded in unison.

Inside the supply station, the mandrills were still immersed in the ocean of delicious food, while logistics officer Huyan was standing by with tears in his eyes.

These mandrills are such a big eater!

At this rate, they will starve to death without even having to fight!

Suddenly, a mandrill pointed to the distance and screamed, "My lord! Someone is coming!"

The Mandrill King stood up suddenly, grabbed a thick wooden stick, and looked vigilantly at the entrance of the supply station.

"Don't panic!" A voice came from behind the group of mandrills.

A person wearing strange clothes and with weird oil paint on her face came out. It was Bao Na.

She had sneaked into the supply station at some point and was arm in arm with the Mandrill King, looking like a close brother.

"Sister Na, these... are all your friends?" Logistics Officer Huyan looked confused.

Baona smiled faintly. "I guess so. I've already made an agreement with their leader. From now on, we'll share resources and exchange what we have for what we need. We'll keep to ourselves."

The soldiers led by strategist Shentu rushed into the supply station and were all dumbfounded when they saw the scene.

What…is going on?

"What are you all standing there for? Hurry up and move the things!" Baona directed the soldiers to load the food onto the truck. "Also, bring some of the fruits these mandrill brothers like to eat as a greeting gift."

Just like that, the logistical crisis was miraculously resolved.

At the front line, General Yuchi was anxiously waiting for news.

Suddenly, a soldier came running over: "Report - General! Advisor Shentu... he... he's back with... with a group of mandrills!"

General Yuchi: “…” Damn it… General Yuchi was living in Bengbu at the time, and he almost threw away the spear he was holding tightly in his hand.

"Mandrill? What on earth is Shentu doing? Leading a bunch of monkeys to fight?" His face was full of black lines, and he felt his temples throbbing.

Before he could recover from the shock, strategist Shentu arrived with a mighty force of "reinforcements".

General Yuchi took a closer look and was surprised to find that it was indeed a mandrill!

Moreover, these mandrills are fat and strong, holding all kinds of strange "weapons" in their hands, including sharpened branches, huge stones, and even pots and pans "seized" from supply stations.

This scene is simply a large-scale performance art scene.

"General! The logistical crisis has been resolved!" Advisor Shentu said with a smug look on his face. "These mandrill brothers are incredibly powerful and very familiar with the terrain. They are definitely our best help!"

General Yuchi's mouth twitched, and after a long while he managed to utter a word: "You call this... assistance?"

Facts have proved that Shentu's "unique trick" really works.

Although these mandrills may seem unreliable, they are extremely ferocious in battle. Moreover, they are much more familiar with the terrain than the ancient Dian soldiers, and can often attack the enemy's weak points by surprise.

"Charge! For bananas!" The mandrills let out a deafening roar and rushed towards the enemy like a tide.

Although Duan Gan's warriors were brave and good at fighting, they gradually could not withstand this "inhuman" attack and were defeated step by step.

The morale of the ancient Dian soldiers was greatly boosted, and they followed the army of mandrills in their fierce attack, continuously advancing the front line.

General Yuchi was stunned. This was the first time he had seen such a fighting style in his entire life.

During the battle, the Queen of Ancient Dian personally bandaged the wounds of the injured soldiers. Her gentle movements and caring eyes filled Baona's heart with love.

The queen seemed to sense something, and she looked up and met Baona's gaze, her eyes full of tenderness.

Just when the ancient Dian army was on the verge of victory, a horn sounded suddenly in the distance... "Not good!" General Yuchi's face changed suddenly.

General Yuchi's face suddenly changed, and his beard trembled three times.

"Oh no! This is the enemy's signal smoke! They have an ambush!" He spat fiercely, "These bastards are actually playing dirty tricks!"

Advisor Shentu also realized the seriousness of the problem. He frowned and thought quickly about countermeasures.

"General, the enemy is attacking from the flank. We must adjust our deployment immediately, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, we're doomed!" General Yuchi interrupted him rudely. "Pass the order! Shield soldiers, advance and form a defensive formation! Archers, prepare to fire freely! Mandrill brothers, hold on!"

The order was quickly passed down, and the ancient Dian soldiers quickly adjusted their formation and prepared to meet new challenges.

However, the enemy's attack was obviously well prepared. Their offensive was as fierce as a tide and soon broke through part of the ancient Dian army's defense line.

"Damn it! Where did these guys come from?" General Yuchi roared, waving his spear and rushing into the enemy camp like a tiger coming down the mountain.

Advisor Shentu also joined the battle. While commanding the soldiers to resist, he was anxiously looking for a strategy to defeat the enemy.

"General, the enemy is too numerous. We are afraid..."

Before he could finish his words, a deafening roar was heard.

On the distant hillside, dust was flying and countless huge rocks were rolling down, as if the sky was collapsing and the earth was splitting apart.

"Fuck! What's going on?" General Yuchi couldn't help but swear.

"It's... it's the mandrill brothers!" A soldier pointed at the hillside, his tone full of disbelief.

I saw that the mandrills had got a pile of huge rocks from somewhere and were having a lot of fun pushing them down the hillside and smashing them into the enemy.

This scene is even more shocking than the "performance art" just now.

The enemy was caught off guard by this sudden "natural disaster" and their formation was instantly thrown into chaos.

The ancient Dian soldiers seized the opportunity, fought back bravely, and quickly repelled the enemy.

"Awesome!" General Yuchi looked at the mandrills with admiration in his eyes. "Shentu, your 'unique move' is truly...amazing!"

Advisor Shentu wiped the sweat from his forehead and smiled bitterly.

"General, actually... this wasn't what I planned..."

Suddenly, Baili Secret Agent came stumbling over, pale and panting.

"Report... Report to the General!"