I traveled through time and became the Queen of Ancient Dian

"Report to Your Majesty... The border... The border is in crisis! The enemy... The enemy has used new tactics... Our defense line... The defense line has collapsed!" The soldier spoke intermittently, then fell to the ground and fainted.

The celebratory atmosphere in the square froze in an instant, as if the pause button had been pressed.

The crowd that was so cheerful just now was now silent, with shock and anxiety written all over everyone's face.

"What's going on?" General Yuchi stepped forward and grabbed the soldier's collar. "What is the enemy's new tactic? Tell me clearly!" However, the soldier was already unconscious and could not answer his question at all.

The news spread quickly throughout the ancient Dian Kingdom as if it had wings.

The border defense line suffered heavy losses again, the ancient Dian soldiers suffered heavy casualties, and the people were in panic, talking about this sudden change.

"It's over, it's all over now!" "The enemy is too cunning, they've even used new tactics!" "Can our army still hold out?"

The atmosphere inside the military command post was even more tense.

"Advisor Shentu, what happened to what you said before about it being foolproof? What's going on now?" A bearded general pointed at Advisor Shentu's nose and roared.

"Yeah, what a bad idea you came up with! It caused us to suffer heavy losses!" another general echoed.

Advisor Shentu's face turned pale, and he suppressed his anger and explained, "The enemy's new tactics are too strange. We have never seen them before. This is why our defense line collapsed. But this does not mean that my strategy is wrong!"

"Bullshit! If it weren't for your strategic mistakes, how could we have lost so many soldiers?" The bearded general slammed the table and pointed at the red marks on the map, which represented the casualties of the ancient Dian soldiers. "Look, look! This is all your 'credit'!"

"You..." Advisor Shentu was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pointed at the other party but couldn't say a word.

The quarrel in the command post grew louder and louder, almost blowing the roof off.

General Yuchi sat in the main seat, saying nothing, with a furrowed brow and a deep look in his eyes.

He knew that now was not the time for internal strife, and the most urgent task was to find a way to deal with the enemy's new tactics.

He slowly stood up...

General Yuchi slowly stood up, and an invisible pressure instantly enveloped the entire command post.

"What are you making so much noise for! You're like the aunties at the vegetable market!" He roared, like thunder out of the blue, shocking everyone into silence.

He glanced around, his eyes piercing. "What time is it now? Are you still fighting among yourselves? Do you want to make a fool of yourself in front of the enemy?"

The bearded general stiffened his neck and wanted to argue a few more words, but was frightened back by a look from General Yuchi.

General Yuchi walked over to the map and pointed at the arrow that marked the enemy's attack route. "Advisor Shentu's strategic direction is correct, but we underestimated the enemy's cunning. Now is not the time to assign blame, but to work together to overcome this difficult situation!"

He paused and softened his tone: "Advisor Shentu, tell me about your new strategy." Advisor Shentu took a deep breath, calmed down his emotions, and began to explain the new response strategy. Everyone gradually calmed down and listened carefully.

Meanwhile, Agent Baili disguised himself and sneaked into the enemy camp.

He cleverly dodged the patrolling soldiers and moved between the tents like a nimble gecko.

Suddenly, he heard a conversation that shocked him: "This time, the 'Mammoth Charge' must teach those ancient Dian dogs a hard lesson!"

"Mammoth charge?" Spy Baili muttered this unfamiliar word in his mind, quietly approached the tent, and through the gap, saw the enemy general fiddling with some strange models on the sand table.

"Is this... training mammoths into war machines?" Spy Baili took a breath and, not daring to delay, immediately passed this important information back to the command post.

In the command post, General Yuchi's face became solemn after listening to the report from the spy Baili.

"Mammoth charge... this is something new." He walked to the map, his finger moving quickly across it. "Logistics Officer Huyan, immediately mobilize all..." He suddenly stopped, a mysterious smile on his face. "No, wait a minute." He turned to look at Advisor Shentu. "Do you think we can use their tactics against us?" Advisor Shentu's eyes lit up. "The general is saying..."

General Yuchi raised the corner of his mouth and revealed a smile that said "everything is under control".

"That's right, let's use the opponent's trick against them!" There was a gleam in his eyes, as if he had foreseen the scene of victory.

"Advisor Shentu, pass the order down, prepare..." He deliberately lowered his voice so that only Advisor Shentu could hear it.

After hearing this, Advisor Shentu's eyes widened like bells and he took a deep breath.

"General, this... this... is wonderful! It's a stroke of genius! It's brilliant, really brilliant!" He was so excited that he almost bit his tongue and said "brilliant" three times in a row.

After receiving the order, the ancient Dian soldiers acted quickly, and a peculiar tactic called "firecracker formation" was quietly launched.

Duan Gan's warriors were on full alert, as indestructible as a steel wall, waiting for the attack of the mammoth army.

In the distance, dust was flying and the earth was shaking. A herd of huge mammoths rushed over like moving mountains.

Duan Gan's warriors showed bloodthirsty grins on their faces, as if they had seen the dawn of victory.

However, when the herd of mammoths approached, what awaited them was not the expected fierce resistance, but a burst of crackling firecrackers.

Mammoths are timid by nature, and the sudden loud noise scared them out of their wits. They turned around and fled in all directions. The enemy's formation was instantly broken into pieces, and people and horses were thrown to the ground.

"Fuck! What's going on?" The Duan Gan warriors were confused. Before they could react, the ancient Dian soldiers rushed towards them like wolves and tigers.

This isn't a war at all, it's a live escape show at a large zoo!

At this moment, the ancient Dian Queen Zhaoyang Ruyue came to the rear in person. She stood majestically on the chariot to boost the morale of the soldiers.

"Soldiers, fight bravely for the glory of the ancient Dian Kingdom!" Her voice was clear and powerful, echoing throughout the battlefield.

Baona looked at the Queen's figure, her heart filled with admiration and love.

The Queen's gaze swept across the battlefield and lingered on Baona for a moment, her eyes full of concern.

"General, the enemy... seems... a little wrong..." Advisor Shentu pointed to the distance, his voice trembling.

General Yuchi looked in the direction of Advisor Shentu's trembling finger and almost vomited blood.

"Holy shit! What the hell is this?!" Dust was rising behind the enemy, and teams of soldiers riding...alpacas were running towards them.

Alpaca?

!

What kind of confusing tactic is this?

Are you sure you're not trying to be funny?

"Report to the general! The enemy alpaca troops... are... spitting!" A soldier came running to report in a panic, his face still shining with fresh alpaca saliva.

"Pfft..." General Yuchi couldn't help but laughed out loud.

"This...this is too weird! Pass the order, everyone, get out of the way! Don't get splashed by saliva, this stuff...is sticky and disgusting!"

Although the ancient Dian soldiers found the scene a little funny, they still carried out the order in a well-trained manner.

For a while, a "war of words" broke out on the battlefield with everyone chasing each other and moving around.

The Duangan warriors rode on alpacas, running wildly and spitting at the ancient Dian soldiers. The scene was once very chaotic, like a large-scale "real-life version of Angry Birds".

"General, although the enemy's alpaca troops...are not very lethal, they have seriously affected the morale of our army!" Advisor Shentu held his forehead helplessly, feeling that his IQ had been insulted.

General Yuchi frowned, this battle made him feel both amused and helpless.

"Pass the word down, shield soldiers, move forward! Form a defensive formation! Show these alpacas what a true iron wall is!"

Just then, a messenger stumbled over, his face pale.

"Report... Report to the general! Logistics..." He was out of breath and fainted before he could finish his words.

General Yuchi's heart skipped a beat, and an ominous premonition came to his mind.

"What's wrong with logistics? Tell me quickly!" He grabbed another messenger's shoulder and asked sternly.

The messenger swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice, "General... there's an accident at the logistics supply station..."