The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list

After hearing what the Koi boy said, Xu Yizhou felt a strong sense of crisis.

So that night he made a decision that went against his ancestors.

Leaving Fuyu Mountain.

Go find Xie Fu.

Before going to find Xie Fu, Xu Yizhou took a selfie of himself for Xie Fu.

Of course, the kind without showing the face.

Delicate collarbone.

Slender and long hands.

Her fair skin is as holy as moonlight.

And a slim waist...

Xie Fu felt a little confused after seeing this photo.

fart:【?】

Qi: [My photo.]

Xie Fu narrowed his eyes.

This kind of photos only show the body and not the face.

Definitely a shrimp boyfriend, you can eat it even if you remove the head.

Fart: [Oh.]

Seeing Xie Fu's lack of interest, Xu Yizhou pressed him: "Isn't it good? Why did you only post it?"

Fart: [Not pretty.]

Not good looking?

How can it be?

He, Xu Yizhou, is the most handsome man in the world!

Xu Yizhou immediately replied: [I don't believe you! You must be drooling behind the screen!]

Xie Fu:.......

Xu Yizhou packed up his small bag that night.

Start from the small road.

In ancient times, Hong Funu ran away at night, and now Xu Yizhou comes out of seclusion for love.

His mother said so.

Be brave when you meet someone you like!

However, Xu Yizhou's little trick could not be hidden from the person in heaven.

A thunder exploded!

Xu Yizhou was so frightened that he stepped back.

"WTF!"

Boom boom boom! ! !

Then two more bolts of lightning struck from the sky.

"Dad! What are you doing!?"

"What are you doing, little bastard!"

"I'm not doing anything!"

"Why are you leaving Fuyu Mountain if you're not doing anything else?"

"I...can't I go out for a walk? I'm so bored staying here all day I'm about to grow mushrooms!"

"How dare you lie!"

Boom boom boom!

Several more thunders rolled down from the sky.

"Do you have any dirty thoughts?"

"Dad, can't I find myself a wife? Being single all day isn't a solution!"

"Why don't you take a piss and look in the mirror? Who would want someone like you?"

"? Dad, when I was the most handsome man in the world, you didn't say that." Xu Yizhou said in disbelief.

"You're still living in the past, aren't you? How many years have passed? Over 200,000 years have passed. Even the most beautiful face would have faded with age, and besides, a man's blooming period is short anyway."

"You...if you keep saying that, I'll die in front of you."

"Whatever you say. Living for over 200,000 years is quite a feat."

"Wow, wow, you bad boy, I'm going to tell Mom!"

"Don't use your hoarse voice to say such disgusting things. It will only make people want to kill you more."

"..."

The rolling thunder struck again.

Xu Yizhou didn't have time to dodge one of his feet.

It was smashed to pieces in an instant.

Old guy.

It really beat him to death!

"No way! Lao Deng! You really want to beat your own son to death!"

Thunder continued to explode in the sky.

Xu Yizhou (lift left foot) (lift right foot) (backflip) (forward roll) (backflip) (happy wriggling)

But no matter how Xu Yizhou dodged, the thunder would follow him.

"No, Lao Deng, are you okay?"

"what?!"

"I'm your biological son!!"

Xu Yizhou kept shouting, trying to awaken his father's already limited fatherly love.

"I held you in my arms when you were little!"

Pooh!

wrong!

"I was still little when I held you in my arms!"

It doesn't seem right either.

His father had already started gnashing his back teeth.

Are noisy children like this generally so stupid?

boom! boom! boom!

"No! Lao Deng! Are you okay?"

"Ah? Are you okay? I'm your own son!"

Thor looked at Xu Yizhou, who was holding a small bag, with a sharp gaze.

The powerful pressure made Xu Yizhou instantly timid, and he made a smile that was uglier than crying, "It's okay, just eat more Lychee Plum~"

Boom boom boom! ! !

A thunderbolt struck Xu Yizhou's butt accurately.

A burnt smell instantly spread in the air.

"Maru spicy!"

Xu Yizhou covered his butt and ran forward.

And the thunder followed closely behind!

Generally, people who can ascend to the upper realm are very patient.

For example, Xu Yizhou’s father is like that.

He patiently chopped his son off all night.

But the old father obviously underestimated the power of love.

Because Xu Yizhou was struck by thousands of heavenly thunders.

Still rushed to Xie Fu's residence.

There is a song that is sung well.

Because of love

How can there be vicissitudes~

Xu Yizhou lay on the ground, puffing out black smoke, "If no one feels any pain, go ask my dad to chop you up. You'll feel pain all over your body after that."

Thor frowned.

How come he's still breathing?

Just when Thor was about to deal more damage.

Xu Yizhou knocked on Xie Fu's door like crazy.

“Help, help ...

Xie Fu opened the door yawning.

Glanced at Xu Yizhou.

Then he immediately closed the door.

Ye Qingwu narrowed her eyes and asked, "Who is it?"

“There’s a Peking duck.”

"It's big."

"What?" Ye Qingwu frowned.

"Fu, do you want to eat roast duck?"

Xie Fu opened the door again and said to Ye Qingwu, "Why don't you take a look?"

After Ye Qingwu saw the charred man, her mind went blank for a few seconds.

"Wow!"

“It’s really big.”

"You two, save me." Xu Yizhou said with difficulty.

"No, we don't know you, how can we know if you are a good person or a bad person? If you are a super villain, won't we be in trouble?" Xie Fu analyzed very rationally.

Ye Qingwu also nodded and agreed: "I think so too."

"And the second sect competition is about to begin. Who knows if this person is a trap set by another sect?" Xie Fu continued with narrowed eyes.

"Right! After all, people's hearts are unpredictable! We can't let ourselves get into trouble!"

Xu Yizhou's hand, which was as black as it could be, suddenly raised a golden bean shining with golden light.

Ye Qingwu and Xie Fu's eyes widened instantly.

"Actually, I think this possibility is not very high. Everyone is just competing in a healthy way."

"Besides, when someone is in trouble, we should help as much as possible while we are out there. What do you think, Xiao Wu?"

Ye Qingwu also nodded and said, "That makes sense."

......

No matter what the reason is.

Xu Yizhou met Xie Fu.

And received treatment.

Under Xie Fu's manipulation, Xu Yizhou turned into a mummy.

His whole body was wrapped in white cloth.

Only a pair of eyes were exposed outside.

Ye Qingwu looked at Xu Yizhou, who was struggling to breathe, and asked worriedly, "Fu, will this work?"

Xie Fu crossed his arms and said, "Don't worry, this will definitely work."

Xie Fu's raised eyebrows showed a hint of pride.

You know, she learned this in college!

Curious System: [What did you study in college? ]

Xie Fu said calmly, "Postpartum care for sows."

system:.......

"Fu, what do you think this person's identity is?"

Xie Fu's amber eyes fell on Xu Yizhou.

Look serious and concerned.

Xu Yizhou lowered his head a little embarrassedly.

After chatting for so long, she should be very familiar with me.

And she is so smart, she will definitely be able to guess my identity.

What if she guesses that I am the handsome guy who chats with her every day?

This is quite embarrassing.

While Xu Yizhou was still lost in his own fantasy, Xie Fu calmly commented, "Although this guy is a bit silly, he's actually quite rich."

"Although he's ugly, he's really rich."

"Although his origins are unknown, he is indeed rich."

"..."