The little sister is good at playing Tik Tok, and the ancestor is the first on the list
Chapter 83 Give me money, give me money! I want money, I want money!
Long Aotian felt very complicated after seeing Shenle Sect take first place.
After all, he didn't feel involved.
"Xie Fu, don't think that this is all your credit. You are just lucky." Long Aotian said to Xie Fu.
Xie Fu glanced at Long Aotian.
I know he's a fool, so I don't bother to argue with him.
He pinched his waist and said repeatedly: "Ah, yes, yes, yes! You are right!"
Qian Murong walked up to her and said, "Remember to give me the Jialan Gu when the time comes."
"Are you so sure that I will win?" Xie Fu was a little surprised.
"I think your clan will win. They're all pretty strong, and you're just okay."
"..."
*
Before entering the second secret realm.
Everyone has three days of rest.
It can be considered a short vacation.
Xie Fu stayed in the house every day playing games with Xie Shijin and others.
At this time, the person who had been refining Qi for 100,000 years on the other side could not bear to watch it anymore.
How could the disciples of the Kagura sect be so decadent?
He sent a message to Xie Fu via TikTok.
【What are you doing? 】
It took two hours for Xie Fu to reply to this message.
The fart is poisonous, and it will kill everyone: [I am still sick and feel very uncomfortable.]
Xie Fu thought that if nothing unexpected happened, he could use this excuse until his death.
One hundred thousand years of Qi training:???
Do I look like a fool?
The fart is poisonous, and it will kill everyone: [Not like that.]
Qi Refining for 100,000 Years: [Then why did you try to fool me?! I'm asking you why you tried to fool me! I clearly saw you livestreaming during the Secret Realm Sect Competition! You're not sick, you're doing fine!]
Xie Fu pursed his lips a little guiltily.
I almost forgot there was a live broadcast.
The fart is poisonous, and it will destroy everyone: [Ahem, it was just a joke, why are you so angry? Are you thinking you are so important again?]
Refining Qi for 100,000 Years: [What good would it do you to be mad at me to death?]
Pi: [Look at you, always angry, your Dao heart is so unstable, no wonder you are still only a Qi Refiner. I don't need to look at your horoscope to know that you are not working hard.]
Angry: [??? Do you think others are fools if they don’t get angry?]
Pi: [No, even if you get angry, others will just think you are a fool who gets angry.]
Qi: [Can you be more tactful in your words? ]
Pit: [Or is this idiot angry? ]
The man who had been refining Qi for 100,000 years nodded repeatedly on the other side of the screen.
it is good!
Very good!
He suppressed the old blood that was rising from his anger.
He calmed down and taught Xie Fu, "I see you've been playing games these past couple of days, so I wanted to remind you. As a cultivator, you need to cultivate your mind as well as your body. You need to step out of your comfort zone to grow. You can't just stay at the foundation-building stage forever, right? You should work hard to break through."
Xie Fu couldn't understand.
Piss: [Why should I step out of my comfort zone? If I step out, I’ll feel uncomfortable.]
Angry: [Where do you get all these crooked ideas from? Are you buying them wholesale?]
Pi: [Then why don't you work hard to cultivate and improve your realm? Is it because you don't want to?]
The man laughed twice in anger.
The koi boy here, Koi Yuan, opened his eyes wide.
Looking at the man in great surprise.
"Grandfather, I haven't seen you smile like this in a long time."
The man touched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Did I smile?"
"Yeah! You look pretty when you smile! Like a fool!"
The man looked at the Koi boy in disbelief, "You just scolded me, right?"
The koi boy's pupils were filled with helplessness, "No, ancestor, I'm praising you!"
The man gritted his teeth, trying his best to suppress his temper and said, "Do you want to hear what the compliment of idiot is?"
The Koi boy pouted a little aggrievedly, "That's what Teacher Pipi taught me. She said the word 'idiot' is a very good word and can be used at any time. She also said that when someone ignores you, you can just call them an idiot. If nothing unexpected happens, not only will they pay attention to you, they'll remember you for a long time!"
"This is all a mess."
This thank you talisman.
It's really misleading!
The Koi boy asked the man again, "Then, Old Ancestor, if I praise you as a fool, how long can you remember it?"
The man licked his back teeth again. "It's not over yet, is it? Wait until I go to the South China Sea next time, and you'll see if I tell your wife, wife, wife, wife, and that's it."
The koi boy was shocked.
You should know that our ancestor only went to the South China Sea once every five hundred years.
He would have to wait until that time to tell his wife, grandmother, grandmother.
That means the ancestor will remember this incident for at least five hundred years!
"Wow!"
"Then you have been remembering it for too long, Old Ancestor!"
"Teacher Pipi is right!"
really.
Bullshit.
It is the true truth!
The man deflated.
Then he turned his palm upwards and said to the Koi boy, "Spit out some gold coins. I'll give her a small gift."
“Oh my god~”
"You're asking for money again!"
"Hurry up, or I won't feed you any bait."
The koi boy frowned, "Old Ancestor, you're the one asking me for money. Can you be nicer? The probability of a fish committing suicide is small, but it's not zero."
The man closed his eyes and softened his attitude. "Give me money! Give me money! I want money! I want money!"
The koi boy looked at the man speechlessly.
Go crazy.
He wanted to say it.
It's not appropriate for you to act like a spoiled child at your age.
The man opened his eyes and saw that the Koi boy didn't move, so he continued: "Give me money, give me money! I want money, I want money!!!"
"I don't really want to give you money today."
"What?"
"Don't you want to make her happy?"
The koi boy lowered his eyes, with a golden luster on his eyelids, looking beautiful and noble.
"You brushed her, not me."
"What's the difference?"
"Of course there is a difference! This way, no matter how much you give her, she will think it's you who gives her the gold. She won't know that there's a fish that spits out gold beans just for her every day!"
The man curled his lips and said, "The fish can't be authenticated by real name."
"Okay, I'll give you some."
Man.
It's really an amazing creature.
Because once he achieves his goal, his attitude will change 360 degrees.
The man's expression turned cold, and he asked in a deep voice, "How's your training been lately? Have you made any breakthroughs?"
"Not yet."
"The fish that came with you made it to the Dragon Gate a few days ago, but you're still just an ordinary koi. Shouldn't you reflect on whether you haven't been working hard enough?"
Koi Boy: ???
"If you can't do it, return the money I just gave you."
The man quickly stuffed the gold coins into his pocket.
That won't work.
This is to give her a gift!
"Tell me, would she like a boy like you who is a little bit cute, or a man like me who is eight feet tall, has a very handsome appearance, is resourceful, fresh and handsome, has a graceful demeanor, is talented, and is as elegant as a jade tree?"
The koi boy continued to pout.
Silence is his mother tongue at this time.
Let’s not talk about anything else.
Where did this boy come from?
Can you believe that there is a boy who is over 200,000 years old?
Moreover, he is a gigolo who makes a living by fishing and falsifies his age.
"Ancestor, I think there's no need to ask this question."
The man nodded confidently, "I think so too."
While the man was still feeling happy, the koi boy said, "That must be me!"
The man immediately frowned and asked, "Why?"
"Hi!"
"Why do you do all these fancy things?"
"Just because I can spit out gold, I'm already overwhelming you, right?"
The man was suddenly struck by lightning.
That makes sense!
The Koi boy crossed his arms, "And, Old Ancestor, you've fallen in love with worldly things, haven't you? It's your freedom to choose whoever you want as your Taoist partner, and I have no right to interfere. But I don't think your ancestors would agree."
"why?"
"Because you're old! If you were to find a fairy as young as Teacher Pipi, you'd be doomed if your father in charge of thunder in heaven struck you down."
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