Bloody Romance: I, the big troublemaker, Zhong Yuemin!

Zheng Tong and Yuan Jun were both experienced people, so they were not panicking. Zheng Tong said:

"Comrade Public Security, I'm afraid you've misunderstood. How could we possibly be hooligans? Did you find the wrong person?"

The police officer snorted coldly, "You found the wrong person? You're not a hooligan, why are you two running away?"

"We thought you stole our ice cream. We just bought it from the supply and marketing cooperative. It cost over ten yuan."

The two police officers took a look inside and saw a bucket full of it. If you didn't know, you would think it was snow. Are these two guys crazy? Eating this stuff in the middle of winter?

What if you are extremely hungry?

The girl with the ponytail also came up at this time, pointing at the people and panting:

"Comrade Public Security, these two guys just blocked our way. They even tried to claim I was their cousin, saying I was their cousin. They're just two hooligans."

The police snorted coldly.

"Did you hear that? What else do I need to say? You're still young and don't learn your lesson. Come with me to the police station and let your family come and take you away."

"I'm talking to the Public Security Bureau comrades," Zheng Tong said.

"It's true that you are the police, but you can't just arrest people at will, right? I'm not being a hooligan. I just recognized the wrong person. I swear to God, this woman looks so much like my distant cousin. I... I recognized the wrong person. It was just a misunderstanding. I didn't touch the girl. Is this illegal? Is this considered hooliganism? I don't accept it. I want to protest."

"Heh, you're such a talker, you admit you were wrong? You didn't admit it just now, but now you admit it? Do you think we police officers are stupid?"

"Comrade Public Security, how dare you do that?" Yuan Jun interrupted.

"Comrade Public Security, I have to tell you the truth. My friend has been nearsighted since childhood. Look at how thick his lenses are, they're over 1000 degrees. His eyesight is really bad. He needs someone to help him even when he goes to the toilet, otherwise he's bound to fall into the pit. Take the last fight for example. This guy was gesturing at a tree stump for a long time, punching it like a turtle. The tree was fine, but his hand was disabled. Comrade Public Security, please be considerate of the disabled.

Zheng Tong, I have to say something to you too. Can you be more careful next time? He didn't see clearly, but he kept yelling "cousin, cousin" and now he's causing trouble again. Public Security comrade, I'll teach him a lesson when I get back. He's always causing trouble. Don't worry, I won't cause you any more trouble next time.

The police realized that these two were ruffians and not good people. Looking at their clothes, they had military coats and sheepskin hats, and Zheng Tong was dressed like an officer. This was Yuan Jun's father's, and Zheng Tong took it away.

One asked, "Are you two from the compound?"

The two of them said nothing.

Public Security Road:

"That's all for today, but I'm warning you two. If you fall into our hands again, we'll have the director of your compound's Revolutionary Committee come to the police station to take you away. Do you understand?"

"understand!"

The two of them were just going downhill, and people were letting them go, so why were they still arguing?

"Comrade Public Security, I'm sorry to have caused you trouble. Goodbye, goodbye!"

The two men ran away carrying the iron bucket.

Jiang Biyun asked, "Why did you let this thug get away? We need to arrest them. Do people in the compound get special treatment?"

"That's it!"

Another girl chimed in with dissatisfaction.

The police said truthfully:

"Little girl, these guys in the prison are really special. If we arrest him and his family calls us later, our director will have to go and release him in person. We might even get scolded. Besides, these two guys just talked a few words and nothing serious happened. How do you think we can arrest him?"

It's too chaotic outside right now. Offices are closed, students are not in class, and the streets of Beijing are full of young people wandering around with nothing to do. What good can come of these people getting together? They fight and cause trouble every day. If we arrest them all, where will they go? The key is that there are not enough police forces.

Not realistic!

"Young girls, when you go home from now on, please take the main road. Don't take shortcuts through alleys or lanes. It's unsafe."

The two girls said nothing more and could only leave, thinking that they were unlucky.

When Zhou Xiaobai and Luo Yun arrived at Zhong Yuemin's house, there was an ice cream party going on inside. Each person had a large bowl piled high, and they were shoveling ice cream into their mouths, breathing heavily while eating, and shivering.

Both girls were confused. What was going on?

When Yuan Jun saw the visitor, he said happily:

"Xiaobai, Luo Yun, the main force of Courtyard No. 2 has finally arrived. Come on..."

He personally scooped out two large bowls and brought them to the two of them.

"Come on, while it's cold. This is the best ice cream, sweet and delicious, specially prepared for you. Come on, don't be shy, eat as much as you can, there's plenty in the bucket."

He stuffed it directly into the two people's hands.

Zhou Xiaobai took the bowl, went over and sat next to Yuemin, and asked doubtfully:

"Yuemin, why did you buy such a big bucket of ice cream? It's winter, the more you eat, the colder you'll get."

Zhong Yuemin put aside the half bowl of ice cream in his hand and said:

"Yuan Jun has become rich and has too much money to spend, so he's treating us all to this treat. He even said he won't eat until he finishes this bucket. Brothers should share happiness, and you two came at the perfect time."

Luo Yun was speechless.

"Yuan Jun, this isn't sharing happiness, it's sharing hardship, right? Eating ice cream in the middle of winter would only give me a stomachache. I won't eat it."

Put the bowl aside, your hands will be frozen.

"Comrade Luo Yun, can't we all have a bit of a spirit of dedication? We're all like-minded revolutionary comrades, can't we even overcome this little 'difficulty'? Besides, this isn't some arduous journey. This ice cream isn't cheap, and others can't even get it. On the other hand, if you, Luo Yun, need anything, I, Yuan Jun, will rush over without a word. Forget ice cream, even shit would be delicious."

Luo Yun looked disdainful.

"You're so disgusting, can't I eat it? Don't be so disgusting."

He picked up the bowl again, scooped a little with a spoon and put it into his mouth.

"Then I'll eat it too."

Zhou Xiaobai was quite sensible and took the spoon to eat.

"Okay, don't listen to Yuan Jun's nonsense," Zhong Yuemin stopped him.

"After drinking this big bowl, my body can't handle it. If Yuan Jun wants to hurt his body, we can't stop him. Let him do it on his own."

"Then I'll eat your half bowl?"

"Do you really want to eat this? I've eaten this before and it makes me drool. Don't you mind?"

"What the hell do you dislike?"

Yuan Jun said:

"You two have been kissing so much that your lips are almost peeling. You've exchanged two or three pounds of saliva, right? And you're still complaining? Why are you pretending?"

Everyone burst into laughter, even the two little kids Wu Yang and Xiao Ningwei were too embarrassed to laugh.

Zhou Xiaobai glared at Yuan Jun in shame and anger, "Yuan Jun, don't talk nonsense, I...we don't have any."

Luo Yun said:

"Yuan Jun, Yue Min just said you've made a fortune, so what bad things have you done? Didn't you go after Lao Mo and steal his spring chair again?"

Yuan Jun said shamelessly:

"How could a promising young man like us do such a tasteless thing? We've been behaving well lately. I went to visit my dad a couple of days ago, and he was so happy he said, 'Go home and get some money to spend.' Now we're a little better off."

"Oh!"

Luo Yun nodded seriously, "You have to spend frugally, your dad is still in prison, it's not easy to save money."

"puff!!!"

Zheng Tong couldn't hold it in any longer and spat it out.