Bloody Romance: I, the big troublemaker, Zhong Yuemin!

Chapter 49: He hit his wife instead of his mother-in-law!

Zhong Yuemin nodded lightly and said nothing more. In fact, there was no specific plan at the moment. It would definitely not work if he followed Zhu Long's family. Going to visit relatives outside would definitely be extremely strict, with layers of review. The little bastard was covered in feces and urine, and he went abroad. It was a good thing he was not caught and put in jail. There was still some time, so he would think about it. If it really didn't work, he could sneak across. In history, there were a total of four large-scale illegal escapes to Hong Kong Island. In the early 1950s, when Hong Kong Island was just starting out, in the 1960s, when the mainland was in turmoil, a group of people also escaped there, and in the early 1970s and late 1970s.

Every time they fled, it was a "large army heading south," with such a mighty force that the foreigners in Hong Kong Island felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy, thinking they were about to attack Hong Kong. Putting aside the number of people fleeing south from all over the country, even the Special Administrative Region adjacent to Hong Kong Island, currently still Bao'an County, saw a total of over 50 people fleeing famine in four separate incidents. A folk song was circulated at the time:

"Bao'an has only three treasures: flies, mosquitoes, and Shajing oysters. Nine out of ten houses have been emptied out, having fled to Hong Kong Island, leaving only the elderly and children at home."

It is conceivable that if it is expanded to the national level, it will be a huge scale. There is no end to the smuggling of people like locusts crossing the border. A large number of refugees without documents enter Hong Kong Island, but they have no place to stay. They always need to eat, drink, defecate and urinate. They either set up tents directly on the streets, or build simple shacks on the hillside of Shek Kip Mei, or enter the no-man's land of Kowloon Walled City.

Refugees, remnants of Chiang Kai-shek's defeated troops, various gangs, etc., were a mixed bag, with all kinds of monsters gathered together, which put a lot of pressure on the authorities. The public security situation became increasingly serious, so the Hong Kong authorities came up with a "resistance policy", which was a disguised acknowledgment of these people's Hong Kong citizenship.

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Zheng Tong and Yuan Jun walked down the street, one in front and one behind, using a wooden stick to pass through a metal barrel. The barrel looked quite heavy and kept swaying. Zheng Tong, who was in the front, said:

"Yuan Jun, you must be mentally ill. Why are you eating ice cream in the middle of winter? You're going to have diarrhea soon."

"I'm willing to have diarrhea. I have money, so I can spend it however I like. The main thing is to be happy and cheerful."

Zheng Tong stopped talking. It's your money, so you can do whatever you want. No one will care. He crossed a street and walked into an alley. Two girls came towards him.

"Hey, Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun, mother-in-law, mother-in-law..."

"Stop yelling, I saw it!"

The two of them might miss other objects when looking at them, but the girl definitely won't. Her eyes are like precise radars. Once she finds a target, she locks onto it immediately.

"Drip drip..."

Ever since Zhong Yuemin started dating someone, especially when the two asked him how it felt to kiss a girl, Yuemin said,

"The fragrance is rich, soft and mellow, like touching the petals of the most colorful flowers in spring, like a tempting strawberry adorned with a touch of cream, with an endless aftertaste..."

The two people's fantasy about their first kiss is getting stronger and stronger, but the flowers are willing, the water is ruthless, there is no girl around, you can't kiss a pig's butt, right? At the age of blood and vigor, how can you not have fantasies about the opposite sex? You think about it during the day and at night, you will be crazy. It is no exaggeration to say that the standard for girls now is...

Just two,

One, female,

Second, alive,

That's OK. I'm so hungry that I'm crazy. The key is that the two girls opposite are pretty. Out of 100, they are probably about 75-80, which is a lot worse than Zhou Xiaobai and Luo Yun. But as long as it can quench my thirst, I won't care whether it's fine wine or Erguotou, I'll try it.

Is it really as delicious as Yuemin said?

The two of them didn't need to speak. They looked at each other, their minds connected, and went forward. When they got in front of Niu'er, Zheng Tong pretended to be surprised and said:

"Hey, cousin, what a coincidence! How come I met you here? I was going out today to see magpies chirping on the branches. I wonder if there's such a happy event."

The Yuan army behind them couldn't wait any longer.

"Zheng Tong, is this your cousin? Why don't you introduce her quickly? Who is this girl next to you? Hello, my name is Yuan Jun, and I am..."

The two of them used the same trick that Yue Min had used before, pretending to recognize his cousin and flirting with his wife. However, they only learned the basics and didn't understand the essence or the key points at all. In addition, their direct and undisguised green eyes...

My cousin, to put it bluntly, any bitch would be scared away if she saw her. A girl with a ponytail and a cold face,

"What do you want to do? Get out of our way, or we'll call the police."

He held the girl's hand and tried to move to the side.

"Hey……"

Zheng Tong and the other man quickly held up their sticks to block the way. Zheng Tong said cheerfully:

"Cousin, I really am your cousin, don't you remember? When we were little, we used to bathe naked in the same tub. We were childhood sweethearts. I can't believe that in the blink of an eye, you have grown into a graceful young lady. Tsk tsk tsk... I remember that our families had a matchmaking agreement, and we were going to get married when we grew up. Cousin, don't worry, I have saved up a lot of money, and the betrothal gift is definitely enough..."

"Rogue, scoundrel!"

The girl with the ponytail snorted coldly, "Whoever wants to marry you, get out of my way."

Yuan Jun smiled playfully,

"Zheng Tong, your cousin is too snobbish. Now that she sees that you look like a jerk, she looks down on you. You are not a good person."

"Yuan Jun, you're the one who's grown crooked. I'm not handsome, but I have delicate features and a long gown. If I were in ancient times, I'd be a scholar. But look at you, your head is like a chamber pot. I'd even find it offensive if you peed on it."

"You're like a chamber pot, I've spent you!"

"come!"

The two women didn't take pictures, but started to quarrel among themselves. The other girl said fearfully:

"Biyun, let's...let's go quickly. Look at these two little hooligans."

Jiang Biyun nodded, and the two turned and ran away. After Yuan Jun and the other two finished their fight, the two girls were gone. Zheng Tong complained:

"Yuan Jun, it's all your fault. You stared at the two girls like a hungry wolf. You scared my cousin away."

"Screw you!"

Yuan Jun retorted:

"I haven't even said anything about you. You're calling me cousin and you're making nasty noises at the corners of your mouth. Your cousin must be sickened to death by you, your cousin brother."

The two of them walked into the alley cursing each other, and after a while, the two girls turned back.

"Yo!"

Zheng Tong was excited and rubbed his eyes. "Why are you back? Could it be that you really have taken a fancy to my cousin?"

Before I could imagine, I saw two police officers in dark blue uniforms standing behind the two girls. The girl with the ponytail pointed at them.

"Comrade Public Security, these are the two little hooligans."

When Zheng Tong and the other man saw that something was wrong, they immediately turned around and ran away, but they were still holding a metal bucket in their hands. They had spent more than ten yuan on the ice cream, but they threw it away without even tasting it. They were reluctant to throw it away because it would be a burden. They were soon caught by two police officers.

"Behave yourself! You dare to run away? You are so brave! You are acting like a hooligan in broad daylight. You are simply lawless."

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