The ancients watched me play the Starry Sky Railway

"Um... Doctor Jiaoqiu, isn't this a bit inappropriate?" Sanyueqi felt this was too cruel: "Shouldn't we be more upright... or maybe just not do this?"

"Ah? You don't agree? But it's too late now, Mo Ze has already taken care of it." Jiao Qiu shrugged.

"Yao Qing, speed up, boy!"

"You were playing with your phone just now to arrange for Mo Ze... Are all of you Yaoqing people so quick to act?" San Yue Qi was shocked.

"Oh, it's time for the final battle! Go and fight Mr. Scott to the death!" Jiao Qiu urged, "I have something else to do. I'll leave first."

"Then Jiaoqiu turned and ran away."

(Jiaoqiu: Give it to Luda!)

"He ran away! Ah, this, this, what should I do..." Sanyueqi's face was blank. Was he really going to fight like this?

"It's done, Miss March, we have no choice but to go ahead." Bai Lu spread her hands, helplessly saying.

"Perfect, I can charge triple the consultation fee for laxative treatment!"

"Don't worry, we'll rescue Scott." Lingsha clasped his hands together and said, "I hope he's okay."

"…Let's go, Xing." Sanyueqi looked hopeless.

"Come on!"

Liu Chan rubbed his hands excitedly.

Scott added laxatives, and who knows what kind of incredible scene will be performed at the event!

"Prime Minister, what you said about giving the Wei army a laxative? Will it work?" He began to use his amazing wisdom.

"I am deeply gratified that Your Majesty is considering a Northern Expedition," Zhuge Liang said, as pleased as a parent seeing his child actively doing homework. "However, the Wei army's commander is no fool; he will naturally take precautions."

If the enemy doesn't even know how to take this kind of precaution, then there's no need to use this method. You can win by just confronting him head-on!

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"Xing and Sanyueqi walked towards Golden Man Lane together."

Scott saw them approaching and smiled broadly, "March Seventh, you're finally here! You don't even know it, but you're already incredibly unpopular in Golden Man Alley!"

"Unpopular? What are you talking about? Who in this Golden Man Alley doesn't like my lively and lovely little Sanyue?" Sanyueqi fumed.

"You can say she's silly, but you can't say she's not cute or lovable enough!"

"Haha!" Scott let out a strange laugh. "I've heard it all. They're just intimidated by Yanqing and Yunli's tyranny, so they dare not speak out! Let me tell you, a warrior just secretly found me and encouraged me to bravely defeat you and avenge the anger of the people of Jinren Lane."

"Ah, this..." Xing seemed to have guessed who the warrior was."

"Not only that, he even gave me and my brothers a large pot of medicinal soup. He told us to drink it and then be more energetic to deal with you." Scott was smug, as if he truly believed he had the people's support and was about to enforce justice.

(Mo Ze: Ahahaha, chicken soup is here!)

"It's hard to imagine what expression Mo Ze, that expressionless guy, had when he said these words."

Li Bai couldn't stop smiling.

Scott is still laughing here, and you've already drunk the laxative. You'll be in trouble later!

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"Haha, that's truly... a kind-hearted warrior..." Sanyueqi laughed dryly.

"I suspect this isn't a matter of kindness, but of righteousness!"

Huo Qubing felt himself getting excited.

It's a laxative! I can't even imagine how exciting the scene will be!

You said why didn't he think of secretly feeding people laxatives when he was a playboy in Chang'an?

How interesting!

Unfortunately, he is now a champion and can't play like this anymore. It's not decent.

...No, we can catch the Huns to play with!

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"Have you finished drinking yet?" Xing asked expectantly.

"Of course I finished it," Scott boasted. "That medicinal soup was delicious! I never thought I'd be able to drink such a heart-warming soup in Luofu, a place with such cold and indifferent people. It's truly unexpected."

"Ahahaha, as long as you like it..." What else can I say on March 7th? Of course, I'll give my best wishes."

"Alright, enough nonsense. Brothers, let's go! Let the medicinal soups carefully prepared by the people bring us more strength! We must not lose!" Scott waved his hand.

"Don't be so stubborn, you guys! If you can't hold on any longer, just leave!" March Seven was kindhearted and couldn't bear to see the scene of all the answers flying around."

"Don't worry about it!" Scott didn't realize the seriousness of the situation at that moment.

"Scott and the rest of the company's staff quickly donned their mechas and joined the battle against March Seven."

"But before the battle had even begun, Employee A suddenly felt a rumbling sensation in his stomach: 'Ugh... my stomach hurts... what's going on...'"

Employee B tightened his sphincter even more: "My...my stomach hurts too. Is there something wrong with that bowl of medicinal food?"

"Scott finally understood. That medicinal soup was clearly a ruse."

"He squeezed his legs together. His stomach was clearly rumbling, but he didn't dare trust a single fart!"

His entire face twisted into a chrysanthemum, and he roared angrily, "Despicable Xianzhou people! Anyway, everyone, hold on a little longer and defeat this little girl first!"

"But they're all like this, how can they fight seriously?"

"As the saying goes, 'You can travel a thousand miles if you hold your urine, but you can't even take a single step if you let it out.'" At this moment, they all squeezed their legs together, not daring to make even a single big movement!

"Even if I only used normal weapons throughout March 7th, I still managed to overwhelm them."

"I can't take it anymore! I feel like yesterday's dinner is leaving me!" Company employee A couldn't hold it in any longer. "Go... go to the bathroom! Bye!"

"'Don't run, you bastard! Ah...ah!'" Scott tried his best to hold back his scream, but couldn't even muster the strength to roar.

"I'm sorry! I can't hold on any longer. I really need... I need..." Employee B cried out in grief.

"I need to use all my strength to get out!"

"Alright, stop talking! Get out! Get out!" Scott was also in great pain. Just hearing those descriptions, he felt like he couldn't hold on any longer."

"After hearing this, the employees squeezed their legs together and, using freak-like running movements, ran to the bathroom as fast as they could without getting out of place!"

"Only Scott is still holding on."

"Sanyueqi didn't even dare to draw her sword. She was afraid that if there was a flaw in the company's mecha, she would be sprayed all over..."

"I say, why don't you go to the bathroom?"

Scott seemed to have not heard her at all. The mecha he was controlling began to twist strangely. "It hurts... I'm hallucinating... Hmm... Hmm... The Star Train is running... Damn it! Damn Star Train! Don't leave!"