The ancients watched me play the Starry Sky Railway

"Hey, hey, hey! I can't say that in front of these doctors. I'm afraid I'll be taken to the Diheng Division!" San Yueqi waved his hands quickly.

"Although this idea is dangerous, I'm very relieved that Miss March has finally learned to win by any means necessary." Jiao Qiu nodded with satisfaction.

Sanyueqi's expression was complicated: "I'm not happy at all with this compliment."

"There's no such convenient medicine on the Immortal Boat. But if it's just for a short boost of strength before the race, it's possible," Lingsha said softly.

"Miss Sanyue, I made you a bowl of 'Matsutake, Longan, White Bamboo and Sparrow Soup'. It's both nourishing and tonifying. I guarantee you'll be filled with energy after eating it," Bailu said proudly.

"At this moment, Jiao Qiu turned around silently and sent a text message to someone."

"Really? I want to drink it too!" Xing said like a little kid, wanting to taste everything he saw."

"Go away, don't join in the fun!" Bai Lu waved her hands like she was shooing away a fly. "This medicinal food is a tonic. If you don't do a lot of exercise later, it will be harmful to your body."

"Then can I drink half first and leave the other half? In case Scott defeats me, I can use it to replenish my body..." March Seventh was quite thoughtful.

"Miss Sanyue, are you so lacking in confidence? Hmm... I was expecting to treat someone in the company and get triple the consultation fee." Bailu was very disappointed.

"Cough cough!" Confucius choked himself.

"Xiao Bailu, you look cute, but your heart is so dark?"

Triple the consultation fee... a total profiteer!

He asked why Bai Lu came too, since she hadn’t met San Yue Qi before. It turned out that she came here to make money!

That’s very lifelike…what a business genius!

It would be a waste of Xiao Bailu's talent if she didn't go into business.

…………

"It has a future!" Lu Buwei stood in awe.

This is what is called rare goods!

Unexpectedly, Miss Bailu actually has the same insights as him!

It’s a pity that he is not in the Immortal Boat, otherwise he would have to pass on all his life’s learning to Bai Lu!

I don't mean anything else, I just can't bear to see this talent being wasted.

I'm not thinking of exchanging some longevity herbs from Bai Lu!

…………

"You don't know, little doctor, but that company's mechas can really hurt when they hit someone!" Sanyueqi shuddered, the thought of it terrifying."

"You're just afraid of the pain. I have a solution..." Lingsha produced several purple, tube-like objects. "This medicine is called 'Yabulu'. Just three grams of it will block your senses and make you feel no pain."

"Huh? Is it that powerful?" Xing's eyes lit up."

(Scott: There is no pain on March 7th!)

Lingsha nodded. "Some of the Cloud Cavalry's elixirs also contain trace amounts of this ingredient. In battle, everyone is inevitably timid due to pain, so as long as you block out the pain, victory is naturally assured."

"Wow, there's this miracle drug! But... won't there be any side effects?" Sanyueqi said, looking a little worried.

"That won't happen." Lingsha chuckled and shook her head: "Danding Division uses it for all surgeries, so what side effects could there be? It's just..."

"But?" San Yueqi's heart, which had just been relieved, was suddenly lifted up again.

"It's just that pain is the body's warning signal. Ignoring it and stubbornly continuing to fight... it's very likely you'll be fatally wounded without even realizing it." Lingsha sighed. "I once treated a patient who took this drug before a duel. After the fight, it was discovered that only the upper half of his body was left."

(2.5 enlightenment?)

"That's very dangerous!"

The corners of Xiang Yu's mouth twitched.

It’s so scary that he didn’t even notice his lower body was gone!

And it happened to be the lower body!

If I lose my lower body, then what about the happiness of the second half of my life... Oh, no, if I lose my lower body, I lose my life, so there is no point in having a second half of my life.

That's okay.

…………

"This medicine is a good thing."

Wei Zhongxian's eyes lit up.

As long as they take this medicine, the eunuchs who have just entered the palace will not cry bitterly when they are castrated.

Maybe you don’t even realize that the root of your troubles has been cut off.

It can be said to be a painless and minimally invasive surgery.

"Miss Lingsha, my East Factory needs talents like you!"

…………

"Ah! Stop talking! I don't want to eat anymore. It hurts, so be it!" San Yueqi was so scared that his face turned pale and he waved his hands repeatedly.

"Compared to that situation, a little pain is actually nothing."

"Hmm?" Bai Lu suddenly turned around and looked at Jiao Qiu behind her. "We're all trying to come up with ideas and solutions, why is it that only Doctor Jiao Qiu is silent?"

"I saw Jiao Qiu typing away on his phone, seemingly not hearing what Bai Lu said."

Bai Lu had no choice but to raise her voice: "Doctor Jiaoqiu, Jiaoqiu! Miss March is about to go to the final battle with Scott, what are you doing?"

"Oh, sorry." Jiao Qiu put away his phone and turned around with a smile:

"I just heard that Miss March was planning to use the 'pill' to deal with Scott, so I made some arrangements."

"Alas, your medical theories are still far from perfect. Combat ability is a relative concept. As long as the enemy is weak, we are strong. Please open your minds."

"Jiaoqiu said that debuffing the enemy is also an idea!"

(As expected of the Void Fate, he really knows how to use debuffs!)

"Could it be that Yaoqing's medical skills have some secret formula that can help me?" Sanyueqi asked curiously.

"That's right." Jiao Qiu nodded proudly. "This is the secret of the Yaoqing 'Ranzhi Sect''s art of combining medicine and food! If I weren't fighting for Miss March, I would never reveal it to anyone."

"You..." March Seven suddenly remembered a plan he had seen in a fantasy play, and his pupils suddenly dilated. "Are you planning to give Scott a laxative?!"

(A laxative scene unique to martial arts dramas.)

"…How did you know that?" Jiao Qiu was suddenly shocked. "Hmph, I'm still not very cunning enough."

"Huh? Laxatives?!"

Li Shimin was stunned.

Is this something a doctor could come up with?

It's outrageous!

Then he imagined a little bit, the scene where Scott lost control and ejaculated during the battle... Ugh! How disgusting!

"This, this, this..." Empress Zhangsun looked embarrassed: "I don't even dare to look at it anymore."

But she couldn't bear to watch it.

Scott is already amazing, and with that amazing laxative scene, isn't that even more amazing?!

…………

Xing clapped her hands in admiration, "This is truly magnificent, Xianzhou Medicine."

Lingsha had already taken a few steps away, keeping his distance from Jiaoqiu. He even looked at her with disdain, refusing to even glance at her: "Don't compare this guy to us."