Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

"He's so skilled, it seems he's a habitual criminal who steals a lot."

Lan Qing:?

No, who is the one who steals all the time? I've been cooperating so well, do you still have to say something bad about me?

However, the situation was not favorable for Lan Qing at this time. He could only squat there feeling frustrated. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his back and was injected with a needle.

Hiss——*(a kind of plant)!

For criminals who voluntarily surrender, we should not let down our guard. We should first administer an immediate anesthetic injection and then wait for them to fall unconscious...

Before he lost consciousness, Lan Qing cursed like crazy in his heart. The last time he experienced the effect of a tranquilizer gun was when he was in the military academy under the guidance of an instructor...

"The suspect is unconscious."

"Let's transport it away."

Zhu Yan had already been held in the arms of an employee to be comforted. Because he had jumped out of the car, his pajamas and shoes were now dirty.

The female soldier in charge of handling the incident arrived and took Lan Qing away. Then she went to look for the victim. When she saw the small ball of bamboo inkstone, she couldn't help but curse Lan Qing in her heart.

He held the little male insect in his arms and said softly, "Don't cry, little male insect. Tell your uncle how you met that insect dealer."

Zhu Yan wiped away her tears: "Because, he is my second guardian insect..."

Military Female: "What?"

Could this be some major case? A massive, hidden cancer within the Zerg Empire?

However, during the interrogation, they realized that they had overthought, and their high fighting spirit was immediately extinguished.

The interrogator sighed: "Colonel Lan Qing, you said you...ah..."

"..." Lan Qing: "If you want to complain, just complain directly, otherwise it will make you feel uncomfortable if you hold it in."

The interrogator shook his head. He was just a small employee and how could he dare to complain about a military colonel?

Lan Qing: "What is my little hero doing now?"

Hearing Lan Qing's question, the interrogator turned on the screen and connected to another interrogation room. The atmosphere there was completely different from the serious atmosphere here.

The picture shows a small bamboo inkstone in another room. It is sitting obediently on a chair and eating non-stop.

He accidentally choked while eating too quickly, so he picked up the big water bottle beside him and drank some water slowly. The female soldier next to him gently patted the little male insect's back, occasionally rubbed his head, and praised him from time to time. The interrogators on Lan Qing's side were a little jealous.

He also wanted to have some intimate contact with such a cute little male insect... Glancing at Lan Qing who was also concentrating on watching the screen, the interrogator sighed helplessly. This is what is called classmates with the same job but different fates.

The little male insect in the picture seemed to be full and began to feel a little sleepy. He easily crawled into the arms of the female soldier who accompanied him, found a comfortable position, and fell asleep.

The interrogator looked at it with envy: "Look, what a cute little male insect."

Lan Qing: "My little hero is the cutest."

The interrogator rolled his eyes. "This little male insect of yours hasn't stopped eating since it arrived here. Secondary and tertiary growth insects are most susceptible to hunger. Look how starving he is. Why don't you even prepare food for him?"

Lan Qing felt guilty: "I forgot..."

Interrogator: "And these pajamas and slippers are all dirty. The skin on your hands is also rubbed raw from jumping out of the car. It hurts me to see it."

Lan Qing lowered his head even more, feeling guilty, and stammered, unable to give a clear answer.

Interrogator: "The little male insect is timid, but he can't stand being scared like that. Think back to what you said at the time. You can't find a topic like this."

Lan Qing: ...

The interrogation results showed that it was just a misunderstanding as expected, but the case staff considered it again and again and decided not to hand the little male insect over to Lan Qing. Instead, they turned around and contacted the little male insect's first guardian insect.

There is a reason for doing this. The little male insect is white and tender, well-behaved and obedient, and very polite.